This is another 'What if' spin off from a longer story I am in the process of writing. I really must get on with that and stop getting side tracked. This one is a bit dark. I have several more nasty tales running round in my head that you may get later on. Many thanks to Gentletouch1960 and Biggalute1 for their help, it made the story flow and added some spice.
Please remember even in the real world upset people and do strange things and nasty things, and this is fiction.
Here I am sat in a gaol cell on my last day inside.  I'm actually quite happy that I'm sat here at the end of my stretch. I learnt a lot from the old lags in here. I think the story that led me to this time and place is an interesting one. It all starts when Sally, my wife and I moved into a posh new estate in a new town on the outskirts of London. It was full of young up and coming go getters, much like ourselves. It was fun to mix together, there were some single blokes, and there were some single lasses but mainly married couples and some just living together that can't be bothered to get married.
There were parties most weekends at some one's house. We were all youngish, vital, up and coming middle management types in a range of Lawyers, advertising agencies and estate agents. I had been an aircraft mechanic and even got to be a supervisor before I found out that I could sweet talk people into spending more on a house than they needed to and sold them a mortgage at a good rate, well good for me anyway. Sally was a minor sales executive in an advertising agency. We were all really quite well off and life was good.
We would quite often all meet up in a local wine bar midday on Friday to whinge about clients who didn't know they were being ripped off, full of mutual back patting. One particular Friday I phoned Sally to let her know I was not going to get there until about 3 or 4 o'clock, I had some stupid clients to catch up with and I would see her there when I finished.
I pitched up at the bar just after 4 o'clock and the usual crowd was there. I couldn't see Sally so I asked one of the girls where she was. She wasn't feeling well so Gerald took her home. Sally and Gerald worked at the same agency so they are going to be a bit friendly. And it's Gerald, not Gerry or Ger, its Gerald. Problem was that Gerald was a bit of a womaniser and a bit of a twat when it came to women. He had that 'I am God's gift to women 'attitude. And some women seemed to agree initially. We all had seen the drunken arguments between Gerald and his wife Fiona because of his flirting, it may have been more than flirting.  They had only been married less than two years, although they had been together for several. Not a marriage made in heaven.  Sally and I thought the 'God's gift to women' had palled a bit with Fiona.
Feeling a bit bemused I drove home. I couldn't see Gerald's car around nor Sally's, hers was probably still at work or the bar carpark and Gerald would have gone home in his. Assuming my wife was poorly upstairs in bed I was a bit careful how I approached the house, I opened the front door and went upstairs, I heard those sounds no married man wants to hear if he's not involved. "Oh yes, yes, yes, deeper, stop we shouldn't be doing this. Stop, stop, if Mike catches us he will fucking kill us, but that is so good."
I took out my mobile phone and switched on the video, I set it to record and gently opened my bedroom door to see, lo and behold Sally on her back with a naked Gerald pumping away at her on our bed with her legs wrapped around his back. Fuck, I took a few seconds of video to get a divorce with and shut the phone down.
The first thing I wanted to do was throw up, the second thing I want to do is to cause some damage. The second part was going to be easy. I went into the spare bedroom and dragged out my old cricketing kit bag. I took out my cricket bat and approached our bedroom, they were still having at it. With an almighty kick I smashed the door open. The look on their faces was amazing. Gerald's face was even more amazed when the bat caught him on the side of his chest and he flew off the bed into the wall. I grabbed Sally by a back of her long hair and threw her off the bed into the corner next to him, shouting, "What the fucking hell are you doing?" As if I couldn't see.
"Mike babe, it's not like it seems."
"Oh yes. It is exactly like what it fucking seems, you are shagging that fucking twat in our bed." Gerald was now standing up holding his ribs. I grabbed him by his long poncy blonde hair and threw him on to a bedroom chair, "Sit there before this cricket bat comes in contact with your bollocks."
I got my phone out and showed him the video I had recorded and said "You sit there or I send this video to your wife," He sat still. I looked at my wife huddled in the corner, I shook the cricket bat in front of her face and said, "If you move, this bat will come in contact with your pretty face and you'll look fucking ugly by the time I have finished."
I had some nasty, nasty thoughts, this twat was going to be scared for the rest of his life, he will never come near my wife again. I went downstairs and grabbed some rope, 2-inch-wide black tape and some wire, the sort of stuff we used on aircraft to stop nuts and bolts coming undone. It's stainless steel at about half a millimetre thick, looks like cheese wire.
When I got back upstairs Gerald was still sat in the chair, Sally was still crying in the corner. I told Sally to tape Gerald's body to the chair and to tape his arms behind the chair. She did exactly as I told her and then went back to her corner. I then pulled out a piece of rope and tied it to Gerald's left ankle, took it up across his thighs and tied it to his right ankle and pulled it tight. His heels were tucked up either side of the chair, almost touching his thighs.
This is the yukky part, I then took a piece of the steel wire, wrapped one piece around one ankle rope, then took it up across his thigh, around his testicles and penis down to the other ankle and wrapped that around the rope tied to his ankle. His legs are now being held in place by the rope, should that rope snap he would lose all of his man parts.
I took out my Swiss army knife and opened up the large blade, I placed it under the rope, looked into his eyes and said, "Do you know what happens if I cut this rope," Through the tears now pouring down his face he nodded. I think he knew the fuck he got himself into.
That is actually too much. I had only looped the wire around the right ankle rope with one twist so if the rope did snap it would frighten the shit out of him but do very little physical damage, l just wanted this fucker to fear for his bollocks and cock now. I would gain nothing by completely crushing him. I think some Roman chap said that a few centuries ago.
Now just to rub salt into the wound I told Sally to phone Gerald's wife Fiona, she can be a bit fiery but I was not going to do this alone. I heard Sally say to Fiona, "Can you have over to my house it's important."
I could hear over the speaker. "No, sorry I'm a bit busy at the moment."
Sally said, "You need to come over."
"No sorry I'm busy."
I took the phone off of Sally and I said, "Fiona, I have just found Gerald in my bed fucking Sally, I think you should come over."
The phone went dead very quickly. It was about 50 yards from their house to ours and by the time I made it downstairs the front door nearly flew off its hinges as Fiona burst through it.
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?" she shouted.
Not wishing to get in the way I said. "Upstairs," She was like a tornado bursting into our bedroom and all she could see was Gerald taped to a chair, his ankles up by side of his thighs and a piece of cheese wire wrapped around his man parts.
She started in at him straight away, "What the fuck, not again. "
"No, no, no," he said.
"I told you I would cut your bollocks off next time, and here we fucking are, cock and bollocks ready to come off."
I was amazed at her next actions. Fiona grabbed the knife off of me and placed it under the rope. "Right, you twat, you tell me everyone and every date you have fucked since we've been together." He went grey. She got out her mobile phone and starting walking round him videoing him, he was in no place to argue, you could tell he was scared.
"Right let's have the names," He started spilling his guts, girls from work, neighbours, friends. Fiona sat down on the bed with a look of confusion on her face, which soon turned to disgust. "These are my friends, you're fucking my friends." she looked at me with imploring eyes and said. "Could I have a drink of water, this is too much." I went to the bathroom and got her a glass of water and took it back to her. She was standing by Gerald with the knife still in her hand. She drank it in one go, I bet she wished it was gin or vodka.
I started on him, "And how many times with that slut?" pointing at Sally.
"This is the first time, honest, we just got chatting about sex and got carried away."
I sort of believed him about the first time with the threat he was under, not sure about the rest though.
Standing in front of him Fiona said. "Right you twat you're holding something back. What is it?" His face dropped, "There's more. I think you're lying, I've not been with you for this long and not knowing when you're lying, okay." That was when she offered the knife back up to the rope.
"Tell me you cunt, or you become a eunuch, in fact you will become more than a eunuch, at least they had a cock left to piss through."
"Promise you won't do it if I tell." he said looking down at his genitals.
"I promise," she replied.
"Okay it was Felicity."
"What! My sister, you cunt, when?"
"At the weddings."
"What the one last month?"
Looking down, he nodded at his trapped appendages and said, "You promise not to?"
"I promise, now fucking get on with it. Which wedding? There has only ours and Felicity's last month." You could see the light come on in Fiona's head. "Our wedding," he nodded, still looking down, "Weddings, plural?" He nodded. "What! hers as well?" He nodded again.
I will remember this part for the rest of my life, it all happened in slow motion.