The old saying, "Just Sing." is true. You want to get laid? Be a musician. That's almost all it takes.
I'm Tim, I am the lead guitarist as well as co-lead singer for a local cover band. We play gigs every weekend, focusing on songs from the 70's and 80's. Sometimes, we'll throw in a 90's song now and then. Or even "Brown Eyed Girl" from the 60's. Our band has been together 10 years and we're in demand at local bars and clubs. I also do solo acoustic shows, as well.
A little about me. I'm in my early 40's, been divorced twice and have no children. I work in sales for a small company. My first wife was Abby. She and I were college sweethearts. The sex was great and we thought it was love. However, we married too young and found we drifted apart quickly. As we grew up into our mid 20's in the real world, we had nothing in common. That lasted 3 years. She has since remarried and has 2 kids. I run into her and her husband now and then. We're still cordial and her husband is a great guy.
My second attempt at marriage was 7 years after my divorce. Her name was LIz and she was beautiful. She had a toned, runner's body, great ass, smallish chest. Did I mention what a GREAT ASS she had? I thought she was the one. She was a big time runner, doing 10K's and half marathons several times a year. She even ran a 3:45 marathon.
Unfortunately, Liz cheated on me with one of the members of her running group. His wife called to let me know. I tried giving things a chance after she begged for forgiveness. I didn't want to have 2 failed marriages. However, Liz began to resent me; she wasn't with the one she wanted to be with, and almost every conversation was an angry one. We argued constantly at the end. I couldn't deal with that. We divorced 18 months after she admitted to fucking someone else.
So, my experience with marriage has not been good. My experiences were so shitty, I have little respect for the institution of marriage. Because of this, I decided not to have children and got a vasectomy.
Why do I tell you this? Because between my two divorces and second job as a musician, I've found there are a lot of unhappy wives out there. You know who makes them happy? Me.
When I get on stage and sing something like "Don't Stop Believin'" or "Footloose", it brings many of these wives back to their younger and carefree days where there was no husband, no kids, no responsibilities. They think of the happy times going out to bars and clubs with their girlfriends.
When I rip off a guitar solo, they see me up on stage as the gateway to happiness. What do you think happens after the show? Yep, we have sex.
I'm the guy fucking your wives. I don't care about your marriage, because I have no respect for marriage. While you're at home going on your 7th week without having sex with your wife, she's giving me blowjobs in my van or I'm fucking her back at my house or a hotel.
I think about women like Lisa. She's got 4 kids under 11. She went out to a bar with her girlfriend. Saw me do a solo set on acoustic. I finished up at midnight, she came up bought me a drink, we talked for a while, I laid some charm on her, and within the hour, we were in the parking lot making out. I reached up her shirt, unclasped her bra, and played with her big mommy boobs. She undid my pants, jerked me off for a few minutes then sucked my cock. I shot my load in her mouth. It was all over in 20 minutes. She went home with a mouthful of spooge to her husband who doesn't know any better.
I think about Jenna, her husband home with an 8 month old baby. She was a MILF. We played a killer set that night of upbeat songs. She and her two girlfriends danced in front of us all night. She came up to the stage during the break then again after the show, hugging me to tell me how good we were. It was quite a long embrace. I figured I could get somewhere with her. I gave her my address and she met me at my house 45 minutes later. She confided in me how with a young child how she didn't want to have sex with her husband very much anymore.
However, she wanted to have sex with me. My music made her feel alive. I fucked her and came in her pussy. She went home with a creampie that night.
I don't care that these women are married. If I'm attracted to them and can get some action, I'm going to do it.
I admittedly have taken some precautions due to jealous husbands None have confronted me yet. However, I am licensed and occasionally carry a firearm and also am a Krav Maga black belt.
There was Jackie, a 56 year old caught up in a 30 year long marriage which was now post sex. She was still pretty attractive for her age. Full breasts and a pretty, but slightly weathered face. Ass was a little big, but not too bad. Her husband was out of town on business on a Thursday night. He was 40 lbs overweight, balding, white goatee vs. me who is chiseled, full head of dark, stylishly long hair, and who could play a mean guitar and sing my ass off. Is it even a contest? We played a fantastic set that night.
