I'd like to thank Wolf Vixen for catching all the things that I miss that are right in front of me. How about a little non-fiction for a change? It's a true story, I'm just not saying if it was me or not. As always, grab a beverage and be prepared to be entertained or pissed off, that's up to you.
I just don't understand black men. Is it their mission in life to screw every white woman they come across? If a black man goes to a party and there are 20 hot sisters and one white girl, he'll always make a beeline to hit on her; what the hell I ask you?
They say men think with their dick and that's probably true, but if white men think with their dick fifty percent of the time, black men do it eighty percent at least. It's true, most black men are more well endowed then white guys, but remember; the world doesn't revolve around your dick no matter how big it is.
You may think I'm some small white boy with a little dick and a chip on his shoulder that hasn't a clue what he's talking about, that's where your wrong. You see, been there done that. How many white guys can say they graduated from a black Baptist College in the south? How many white's can say they know what discrimination really feels like, I can.
"You see, my name is Jim and I moved to the south from the cold regions of Minnesota with my now ex-wife. Her G.M. office in Mpls was closing and she was given a choice, take a layoff or transfer to one of the offices that wasn't closing and had an opening. The one that caught her eye was a position in sunny Florida. How often do you get a chance to transfer from the deep freeze to Mickey Mouse Land, it was a no brainer. Hell, even if I didn't have a job waiting for me I was smart and could probably find a dozen jobs in no time flat. So I gave my notice and we moved south, boy was I in for a rude awakening.
I hadn't finished college but had three years in when I quit, something about money and life in general always got in the way. So without that sheep skin, all I could find was shit jobs that didn't pay squat. I was pretty down after a year of struggling when I heard a commercial on the radio about a local college starting a program for working adults. You could finish your degree in eighteen months under this new program. I almost got into an accident trying to write down the phone number as I drove down the street.
I called the school, went to the orientation, which was held in a nice downtown hotel and signed up for the class. When I got back to work the next day I told the office manager, Carol, what I'd done and that I'd be starting night school in two weeks. I asked her where E.W.C. was located and she just gave me this weird look. She drew me a map on how best to get there from where our plant was located and told me to come in early Tuesday and we'd talk about my first night of class over coffee and donuts.
After work I headed out, followed her directions and within 45 minutes I was there. I asked a couple of guys where building #321 was located and they told me it was the second building on the left. I found the right building, the classroom and settled into my seat for the three-hour business class.
Tuesday morning I walked into Carol's office as she sat there with this shit eating grin on her face.
"You knew didn't you?" I said in a loud voice.
"And you didn't," she replied with a smile. "When did it first hit you that something just wasn't quite right?" Carol asked enjoying every minute of our conversation.
"Just after class started, I realized that I was the only white person there," I told her. "Then at the break when everyone was getting something to eat and drink, I didn't see a white faces any where. I heard comments about what that cracker was doing here and a few other things that I won't even bring up," I told her as she drank her coffee.
"You were beaming when you left and I didn't have the heart to tell you it was an all black college," she told me. "What are you going to do now?" Carol asked.
"Finish. This is the best deal around and if this is what it takes, so be it. Hell I'd sleep with the devil himself to get that sheep skin, so this should be a walk in the park," I told her.
All right, so I was wrong. It wasn't totally because I was white, but more so that I worked my ass off to get the best grades while a lot of the others in my class tried to skate by. I can remember the night the dean walked into our class. She asked the teacher to excuse her for a moment as she watched him walk out. Turning back to the class she laid into us.
"What the hell do think this is, some kind of joke?" she started. "This is the test class of the new program I laid my ass on the line to get started and you think that just because you're black I won't fail you, well people your very wrong," she yelled. "The instructors tell me that there are only two of you making any effort and one isn't even black," she said as I slumped down in my chair. "Now hear me and hear me good, if I don't see an improvement and soon, I'm going to kick your asses out of this program and replace you with someone who wants to be here. Do I make myself clear?"
Everyone nodded, including me. She left the room in a huff and the teacher came back and began again as everyone looked at each other and then at me.
It was a week later that I noticed a group of people were waiting outside of class. I wasn't sure if they were there to kick my ass or just give me a warning to stop showing them up.
"Jim isn't it," one of the tall black guys asked, I nodded. "We're all struggling in this class and you just seem to be cruising through the work. We were wondering if you had any extra time and could give us a hand?" he asked.
I let out a sigh of relief and asked them how their Sunday afternoons looked. "I have a large conference room where I work. We could use to study and do our weekly home work if you're interested," I told them. I gave them the address, my phone number and told them I'd see who ever was interested about 1:00.
I really didn't expect anyone to show but was happily surprised when ten class mates showed up. We sat down and for the next three hours made a lot of progress. We all got caught up on our homework assignments and had a round robin about what was going on in the class; it was really enjoyable. As everyone left, they thanked me and said they'd see me at class; and so it began.
Classes from then on were great and the members of my group excelled. Over the next six weeks, our Sunday group went from ten to fifteen and finally twenty-one members. We did our homework together, studied for the tests as one and really started to bond. The week after the last test, we walked into the room to see the instructor sitting on his desk waiting for us and behind him stood the dean of our program. He started off telling us that there was a problem with our last test.
"I don't want to say anyone cheated, but there were a lot of similarities in your answers we can't explain," he told us. "Then I went back to your homework and found the same issues as the test," he said in a now louder voice. "I'd like someone to explain this to me if they can," now looking back at the dean.
I raised my hand and stood up. "Let me guess, there are 21 sets of homework and tests that are the same" he nodded. "Well a group of us have a weekend study group where we do our homework together so if we're right, we're all right and if it's wrong the same applies," I told him. "How did we do?" I asked.
The instructor looked at the dean and then back at us. "Your group aced the test and the homework assignments," he said now with a big smile. "Good work."
The class erupted with cheers and backslapping as the dean started to speak. "I guess my talk did some good, but don't get cocky, you've got a long way to go," she said with just a hint of a smile.
Class flew by that night and at the end everyone was talking to me and thanking me over and over again. I told them I was happy to help but they'd done the work themselves. I never knew just how grateful until two weeks later.
We'd just gotten off class and I was making my way to the parking lot when I was knocked to the ground. I turned around to see two very large black men standing over me.
"Give me your fucking money white boy before I cut you wide, deep and often." One guy said with a laugh. I was just about ready to give him my meager amount when about eight guys from my class walked up. One of the guys helped me up and the rest explained that I was their white brother and that if they even looked at me the wrong way ever again they would regret it for a very long time.
That night I knew I was finally accepted. Over the next year we studied, drank and even hung out together; not just with my wife but with their families also. We had dinners and even went to some parties. It was then that I realized black men want white women. It was like Keith told me one night when we were both pretty drunk.
"In the past, if a black man even looked at a white women he was likely to get either strung up or have his dick cut off. But now, we can date and even be seen in public with a white women even in the Deep South," he said with a laugh. "Hell it's just like Adam and Eve. A white women is the forbidden fruit that we just got to taste," he said with a smile. "Ain't nothing better than white pussy especially if it's married white pussy," he told me. "It's like sticking it to the man, taking something that belongs to him and putting my mark on it. Then rubbing it in his face, that this black man fucked his women and gave her something he'd never be able to give her," he said swallowing the last of his beer.
I felt a cold chill go down my spine, where the hell was my wife. I found Diane dancing with a group of three black guys I'd never seen before and she was three sheets to the wind. I thought about what Keith had said but knew Diane loved me way too much to ever even think about it, even drunk. I watched her go from man to man as they took turns dancing with her. However, the last guy got way too friendly with her as he ground his dick into her while his hands were all over her ass. I waited for the slap that never came; time to go.