Part 1 - True Confessions
I'm compelled to explain my personal life, again. I'm 3x (the bottom half) and single. I was almost married once but...that's another story.
Right now I'm dating a married couple. They're in their 40's - more middle than either end. I work with her and met her husband at an office party. We'd all had a few cocktails and they were both flirting with me separately, which I found odd but funny. Of course, it came to nought, like parties had been doing for a while, so I taxied home and fell asleep. Like always.
The next day at work, Mrs. Randell smiled and me and indicated she wanted me come into her office.
"Uh-oh," I thought. Mrs. R wasn't my supervisor, or even in my food chain, but these days even a complaint can be upsetting to one's career.
She closed the door."Really uh-oh," I thought.
"I just wanted to talk privately - this isn't business, dear," she said. She smiled but I didn't relax. Not yet.
"Uhhh, sure?" was all I could come up with.
"Oh, please, please don't worry. This is all just for fun." she offered, placing her hand on my shoulder. "Sit down, let's chat."
I sat in one of her guests' chairs and she sat in the other. It's a technique they teach them in manager training to put the guest at ease. Business or personal, it wasn't working on me.
"We had a nice time talking with you last night, C, and we have a proposal for you."
Obviously, they'd discussed my flirting together.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Mrs. R, I didn't mean anything talking to you or to your husband. I thought we'd all had a few drinks and maybe it didn't mean..."
She laughed, "Well, that part is true, I mean, the drinks, but we did enjoy talking with you and..."
I was confused, "It was okay for me to flirt with your husband?"
Her smile widened and she said, "As well as with me, dear. You'll learn one day that there's no secrets inside a good marriage and Mr. R and I have an especially good one. We'd both like to have a relationship with you."
"You mean, separately, or...?"
"Well, we'd like to get to know you separately, first. My husband would like to call you and if you find him charming, perhaps meet you for drinks. All this would be with my ..."
"Permission?"
"Well, I don't give Mr. R 'permission' to engage in relationships, but it would be with my knowledge and you might say, 'approval'."
"So, what if he wants to have an affair, you know, physical intimacy?"
"That's entirely up to you, Ms. C. You and I will remain friends, however this works out, and business colleagues no matter what you decide. Cut it off anytime, or even just tell him you'd prefer not to start. Treat him the way you'd treat any interested male, er... potential friend."
"There haven't been many of those, lately."
"Oh, pooh, C, you're a beautiful young woman and it's just a matter of time before one of these young men here get their courage up enough to ask you out."
"There aren't many the right age that aren't already married..."
"Not that that stops any man from flirting..."
"It's so annoying. The only proposals I get are ... ridiculous or disgusting."
"I know, it seems hopeless, but don't worry. In the meantime, may Mr. R call?"
"Sure, but ..."
"Don't' worry a bit. If you find him interesting, feel free to follow your heart and your desires. Pursue it however you like and end it whenever you want. He'd just appreciate the pleasure of your company."
"What about you, Mrs. R? I was flirting with both of you, remember?"
I loved her laugh, which continued, "I'm a harder nut to crack than Mr. R. If you'd like to get to know me better, he's the way to start. He knows me better than anyone and he'll tell you how he's charmed me all these years. When he thinks you're ready, he'll get us together."
"I'm not ..."
"Oh, no, dear, this is not an older married couple seducing a young woman into a threesome to liven their stale sex life. We'd like to get to know you separately, one step at a time, three equal partners. We'd love it if we each got to be good friends with you as individuals. That could go on forever, or end whenever any of us wants it to - if we all decide we'd like to become intimate as a group, maybe it will happen. But, it will always be your choice."
This seemed quite odd, but I did like them both. I liked that they both found me attractive. That was flattering. She's pretty and feminine and friendly - more reserved than perky. He's quiet, also, but quite handsome and fit like he plays tennis or swims or something. Charming, yes, I think that's the word for both of them. No wonder they ended up with each other. So, I decided.
"Sure, Mrs. R. I'll be home tonight. Could Mr. R call me then?"
She nodded, that big smile enchanting me. I smiled back, rose from the chair, and turned to leave her office.
"Mrs. R, I hope it doesn't take too long before I see you?"
"Have a good time with R. You'll enjoy it, I'm sure. He's quite...interesting."
He called that night. She was right, he was utterly charming. He acted from the first like we'd known each other forever. That would normally put me off, but he was so unselfconscious about it, it seemed natural and genuinely friendly. I spent most of the hour we talked laughing and I found myself sharing the most personal things with him. I kept telling myself to shut up but not doing it. He, on the other hand, mostly let me talk.
When he finally asked me to meet him for drinks the next evening, it seemed natural to accept. When I did, he was so happy that I'd accepted, it reminding me of dating boys when I was just starting out.
The next day, unfortunately, I managed to make it all the way to work before I realized that the place I was meeting him was really, really nice and that what I'd worn to work just wouldn't fit in. "Shit," I thought, it's lunchtime and I don't...
I was interrupted by a messenger, a young man with a bicycle bag over his shoulder. He asked my name and handed me an envelope in response. Inside I found a single sheet of paper.
"Dear C - R. told me you're going out tonight and I'd love to help you get started, just a little bit. Here's the address of a friend's salon on the way to your rendezvous. She'll have everything you need to feel comfortable and confident when meeting a new 'friend'. There will be a car waiting for you downstairs to get you to The Shop and then to your destination. After that, it's back to serendipity :^)"
She continued: "PS: My treat. PPS: BTW, R. does not know I'm doing this - just a secret between us girls. Love, Madame R."
I poked my head over my cubicle and looked over toward her office. She glanced up from her desk and saw me, and smiled. I smiled back and ducked back down.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Part II - The Salon
The car wasn't a car, exactly, it was a taxi just like most of them you see, maybe a bit larger. It seemed odd, though, because he'd parked right outside the building and Security didn't seem to mind. The driver refused or ignored three attempts to hire him until I walked over to the car. The driver didn't speak, he just got out and opened the door for me, tipping his hat.
The ride took 10 minutes or so and I began to get anxious that I'd be able to meet my appointment with Mr. R. Whatever, I thought. We stopped in front of what looked like an abandoned factory or something. There weren't a lot of people around, so I asked the driver to walk me to the door.
Again, I got no response, but he accompanied me to an old wooden door with nothing written on it, just the numbers 2 and 7 and a faded indication of the letter "P" like that had fallen off.
The driver opened the plain facade for me and an Asian lady stepped up and hugged me. She smelled faintly of vanilla and something a bit more exotic. Enchanting, actually. She wore a flowing robe in a floral print and had her hair pinned up in some elaborate 'do that kept your eyes moving trying to find the center or the end. I realized I was mesmerized by this when she interrupted me.
"Ms. C, welcome, welcome, come in. Have some tea!"
I turned and saw the driver and taxi had disappeared like something I'd only imagined. The lady took my arm and escorted me inside. The shop wasn't opulent or fancy at all - it was exquisitely clean and clinical in appearance. The color scheme was brightly white and black, the only dash of color a single purple lilac in a vase.
"Lilacs", I thought, "That's what ..."
"Esme," the lady said, pointing at herself, and repeated, "Tea?"
"I don't think I have time, I'm in a ...."
She shook her head, laughing, "Plenty of time. We get you ready for good, good evening. Ha, ha!"