Acknowledgment: It would be delinquent not to express my appreciation to eluckenbach for altruistically contributing time and editorial expertise. There may be editors that are comparable, but there can be none better.
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Dear Reader,
As I mentioned in my previous letter, I had been told that the membership of this website were the foremost experts when it came to matters of human sexuality and this has been confirmed to me beyond any doubt. So many of you responded to my plea for "A Little Help?" that I would be remiss not to begin by thanking you.
However, I received such a varied range of advice, including suggestions that I would wager no human could survive, that I fear I may have ineptly explained my situation. Therefore, I must ask you for your input once again.
In order for you to provide your best advice, I believe you need to know that the events recounted in the last letter, was certainly not the only time that something similar has occurred. For instance, last Spring we had some vacation due. My wife Jo Ann told me that she booked us into the Flamingo Inn overlooking Daytona Beach. It certainly sounded like a wonderful relaxing time and I was looking forward to a week on the beach.
We arrived late at night and it was mid morning of the next day when we grabbed a blanket and some towels before heading to the sand and surf. The place was teaming with twenty year olds and I soon realized that it was Spring Break.
It was obvious to both of us that Jo Ann was being blatantly examined from head to toe by the Spring Breakers as we walked past them. At first I experienced a bit of pride in being married to such a "head turner." Then I realized that they were eye screwing every female.
Luckily, we found a choice spot on the crowded beach and spread the blanket before walking down to the edge of the Atlantic. It was a perfect day, a sea breeze around five knots, temperatures in the low eighties, seas under three feet, and just an occasionally puffy white cloud. We walked along the waters edge letting the ocean's breaking surf periodically wash over our ankles. Jo Ann is always such good company, that time flew as we walked and talked.
When we got back to our blanket I laid on my stomach and wiggled until the sand perfectly fit my body. Soon the warmth of the sun and the sound of the surf made me drowsy. Although Jo Ann was sitting on the blanket next to me, her voice seemed far away as I heard her say that she was going to walk back down to the water.
Evidently I fell asleep, because she gently awakened me with her hand on my shoulder to let me know that she was going up to the room to use the bathroom. I waited a long time for her to return. I began to worry that I was getting too much sun so I went back to the room myself. I was somewhat surprised that she was not there.
It seemed like half the sand on the beach was stuck to the sunscreen that I had applied to protect my skin before venturing out that morning. I showered and dressed in shorts and a t-shirt. I picked up the television remote control and settled in to one of two chairs that were beside a small round table. I smiled as I thought that these tables are so pervasive that they must be a building code requirement for hotel rooms. I was suffering from March Madness, so I tuned the television to the basketball tournament, which of course is the only cure and waited for Jo Ann to return.
I was looking at the television, but not seeing it. My mind kept wandering. You see, I was like every other male in Daytona. It seemed that all the prime pussy in America had gathered within a few square miles. Pounds and pounds of pulchritude. More like tons and tons of it! The place was absolutely crawling with "creamies" who were dressed in swimsuit tops that barely covered their nipples and swimsuit bottoms that were nothing more than anal floss. Well you get the idea. It was enough to even get your tongue hard.
I began to wonder what was keeping Jo Ann and a picture of her flashed into my mind. I smiled as I thought that she was more than a match for any of the other females. Not that she was dressed in a t-back. She was wearing a skimpy black two piece, but in some ways it it was even more appealing. It left just enough to the imagination.
If you will permit me to apply to sex, what Yogi Berra said about baseball. "Sex is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical." He has a rare knack for expressing himself, but I totally agree with his sentiments. For me sex is mostly in the mind and somehow does not seem limited by the one hundred percent barrier. It crashes through it and careens well beyond.
I think of the mental component as the "mind fuck." Feeling a breast should be no more enjoyable than feeling lots of other shapes or textures. But nothing else is comparable. Forget touch, what if only a sense that is a distance detector is involved. For instance, suppose a woman lifts her skirt and pulls her panties aside exposing the Promised Land to you. Is such an act simply processed in the visual cortex? Of course not.
Messages speed through neural pathways to glands that commence secreting hormones. Now add a chemical detector, the nose. You smell things: perhaps perfume or even far more intimate smells. The olfactory lobes become stimulated by pheromones and other stimuli. Add another chemical detector, taste. Suppose she lets you sample her with your tongue. Her mouth, her nipples, and her most intimate places. Now pile on the auditory component. Your ears hear sounds of breathing, maybe even panting, and squishing noises.
To me it seems that these sensations involve every neuron in the brain, even the Brain Stem becomes affected and the spinal chord becomes a river of sensory flow. Soon it feels like every neuron in my body is releasing neurotransmitters that quickly diffuse across the synaptic gaps and stimulate other neurons to fire wildly. They reach a crescendo at climax and I enter an altered state of consciousness until the convulsive spasms subside. At least that is what it feels like to me. It may not be the same for you, but I most sincerely hope that it is.
As I sat in that hotel room overlooking the Atlantic, the thought occurred to me that human sexuality is analogous to an ocean. For instance, you can choose to only watch. You can dive in and swim. You can go fishing without ever being completely certain of what you might reel in. It is an immense ocean that is large enough to float anybody's boat--even some that I find very strange.
Once while Jo Ann was dressed in a short denim skirt. I happened to be walking past a couple of guys who were beyond the range of her hearing. I heard one of them say that he would eat a turd a foot long just to bite it off next to her pussy. I assumed at the time that his comment was hyperbole. But then again, it is a large ocean.
I have never been able to quantify it, but some women seem somehow more shapely than others. As the old saying goes, "they have curves in places that other women don't even have places." Jo Ann is clearly in this category. She competed in cross-country until she graduated from college. No doubt this is responsible for her athletic appearance and those curvy muscular legs that give me the shakes when she dresses for me in a garter belt and stockings or in thigh highs.
I suppose it should be no surprise that her breasts draw frequent attention given the number of breast men inhabiting Earth. I remember one particular occasion when she was playing the slots at Harrah's Casino in Reno. An elderly gentleman, who must have been a poker player, stopped as he was walking past her and drawled, "Honey, you got a pair that'll beat a full house." He courteously touched the brim of his ten gallon hat in a little salute, and continued on his way. When she told me about it she mentioned that the comment had instantaneously affected her. She said that had he looked back, he would have seen gnomes.
I cannot remember who first told me about the gnomes, but I will never forget the peculiar look Jo Ann gave me when I told her that I was afraid she had gnomes in her bra. Or, how hard she laughed when I explained that gnomes were little guys that hid in women's bras and stuck their noses out when it got cold.
She has a beautiful face. And while I suppose that there is no such thing as a bad blowjob, some are certainly better than others. A beautiful face goes a long way toward that end and I surmise it is a primary reason that society places so much value on beauty. The same is probably true of a terrific body. How else can one explain phenomena such as trophy wives?
I especially like Jo Ann's eyes--big bedroom eyes. Moreover she is fully aware that she can give these looks that seem to express complete vulnerability. With about half of my penis in her mouth she frequently watches my face until my eyes happen to meet her eyes and then she goes to work on me with facial expressions. She gives me looks that are erotic almost beyond description. She seems to be saying, "Look at me. I'm completely cock crazy. Do me!"
She is an absolute master of the mind fuck and I am an aficionado. As far as I am concerned you can throw beauty right out of the window if a woman is intelligent and has a pleasing personality. For me, what matters in the final analysis is always the mind fuck. Especially when colored by love. But please forgive my soliloquy.
It was late afternoon and they had begun televising the second game before Jo Ann appeared. She smelled like the brewery at Busch Gardens and she was still dressed in her swimsuit and wrap. Let me tell you a little bit about this wrap. It is a rectangular piece of rayon that is five feet long and three and a half feet wide.