The Great Recession had hit us hard. My Mormon wife Claire took money from neighbor Ralph for him to see her naked. A short time later she scored big when he paid to fuck her. Just as surprising to me my mother-in-law Emma seemed a little turned on when I got a quick glance at her tit. This is kind of where it goes from there.
Claire called from work. I thought it was going to be another episode of her fingering herself under the desk while she thought about me or Ralph, most likely Ralph. Instead the news was she was starting her period. Claire is pretty cranky when that's going on. I'd knew I'd be shut down and probably Ralph, too.
The news from Ralph that night was that his wife's parents that owned the family business had a good idea about how much money should be in their off-the-books stash. He'd have to be a little more careful about snagging some cash. With Claire's snatch on the sidelines it wasn't a urgent as it could be. I wasn't getting any pussy and unless he had better luck with his own wife Ralph wasn't getting any pussy either.
We still watched a few games on TV. Claire didn't seem to be in the mood for any teasing or games. She'd sit with us for a while and then go to bed. Ralph summed it up best.
"Wow! From cock crazy to just plain crazy."
"I'd have to agree with you, but remind you it is my wife you are talking about."
"Sorry, Pal. I was worried about how I'd get the money to fuck her, but then I guess I have another week to figure it out."
"As far as I know she doesn't honor any coupons. So, good luck to you on that."
We both had a good laugh just as Claire came back to the room. I tried to claim it was about what an announcer said about the game.
"Just remember that you two have enough blood to run your penises and your brains, but not at the same time. So, you better get all the use out of your brains right now when you can."
"Okay. You got us. We were talking about how Ralph was going to come up with money next week. I told him you didn't take coupons."
"Sure. Real funny. Maybe I should print some up and take them to town. Maybe leave you two with your dicks hanging in the breeze. Was it those kind of coupons you were talking about?"
Ralph got a real sober concerned look on his face. Claire laughed at him. Both of us, in fact. Then she left us sitting there wondering how sinister she could be.
When the game ended, Ralph was gone, and I joined my little Mormon bride in bed she hit me with a question before my ass could settle into the mattress.
"Do you think Ralph will be able to come up with money now that the family is wise to some missing funds?"
"I'm sure he will find a way even if it means robbing banks or beating up little kids for their lunch money."
"We need a grand a month to keep up with our bills, but I need Ralph's cock more than that."
"You need Ralph's cock?"
"What's wrong with that?"
"You do remember that we are married?"
"It didn't seem like a problem this last weekend when he was in and out of me for two days. And, you didn't miss out any, I don't think."
"Maybe I get tired of seeing him climb between your legs or you taking his cock down your throat."
"Would you rather I had someone else and you didn't know about it?"
"No. I don't think I'd like that."
"Okay, it stays as it is. I need more than one fella taking care of me. Sorry, but now that I've done it with Ralph I'm going to need my extra cock on the side. I'm not giving it up."
"What if Ralph stops coming over or moves away or something?"
"Then I'll find someone else, maybe someone with an even bigger cock."
"That's what it's about? A bigger cock?"
"Listen. You are my husband. You do just fine. It's just that getting pounded my a guy with a bigger cock is nice."
"What if I get someone with a tighter pussy?" I countered.
"First of all, I don't think you would do it if you got the chance. Second, women don't cheat with nice guys. They want something wild and different, not ordinary and average."
"What about Ralph? Wild and different isn't exactly Ralph."
"Ralph's an asshole. Married women are attracted to assholes."
"I guess that explains so many divorces when the man says this ex-wife was fucking some asshole she met at work, or some asshole she met on a girl's night out, or even the asshole that lived across the street. I see your point. The one constant is some cock slut of a wife fucking some asshole from somewhere or the other. Maybe I can be the asshole fucking some other guy's wife."
"Good luck with that. Let me know how it works out for you."
"You don't think I can do it?
"No, I won't say you can't. I'll just say you won't"
"Really? How about some chick from work?"
I'm a warehouse manager. We have four women in our crew.
"Honey, I've seen your chicks at work. One drives the fork lift and weighs 180 pounds. The other two are married and nasty as shit. The fourth one likes the fork lift driver. So, where you gonna start?"
"Well then, how about old lady Mitchell down the street?"
"She's almost eighty. Now you're just being stupid." She laughed.
There was one thing I really wanted to blurt out ...
"I saw your Mom's boob ... and she seemed to like it!"
But, that didn't seem like a good idea. Once you've had testicles for a while you don't want to give them up. Even though if I thought I could grow another pair I put a stop to the shit between her and Ralph.
I felt a little safer when Claire's period ended on Saturday. Saturday night got me some pussy. Claire seemed to be happy to be back in the groove, or so to speak, have me back in the groove. Sunday morning she dressed in her garments and a floor length dress. I got nagged into a suit and the kids dressed in matching Mormon cuteness. Nothing seemed more hypocritical than sitting in services with my two children, and my wife, the proverbial whore in church.
Later in the afternoon the kids took a nap. Claire was celebrated Sunday by giving me a deepthroat treat. I gave her a treat of my own. Instead of taking my load deepthroat she pulled up to take it in her mouth with her usual tease of showing it to me before swallowing it. It wasn't a bad Sunday afternoon.
Sunday night it was more pussy. I'd like to say I rocked her world. Instead I'll say I did alright if she wasn't faking it. Right afterward reality set in again.
"Do you think Ralph will be over tomorrow night?"
"I wouldn't be surprised."
"Do you think he has the money issue figured out?"
I didn't even answer. Ralph wasn't mentioned the next morning. Claire called me in the afternoon from work.
"I promised myself I would keep my fingers out of myself today."
"You did? How did that work out?"
"I made it until 10:30."
"Was it good for you?"
"I made myself cum twice."
"Twice one time or one time twice?"
"One time twice."
"I didn't hear the last of what you said. Sounded kind of muffled."
"I'm doing it again ... "
"Where are you?"
"At my desk. I've got my fingers on my clit at my desk."
"Jesus Christ, Claire. Is there anyone around?"
"Just Beth and Lizzie."
"Aren't you afraid they'll know what you are doing?"
"Beth does the same thing. I'm not sure about Lizzie."
"Oh, my God, Claire."
"Hold on ... I'm going to cum."
I heard a little moan in the phone and then a quiet gasp.
"Did you get it?"
"Yeah, I got it. Oh, fuck. That was intense."
"What about Beth and Lizzie?"
"I think Beth knew what I was doing and was doing herself right along with me."
"How can you tell?"
"She stared at me all through it, then got a slight dazed look and tensed up."
"What's she doing now?"
"She gave me a sly smile and went back to working on her computer."
"Damn! I want to work where you work!"
"Wouldn't do you any good."