For a few years after my wife had got gangbanged on a Greek ferry we took our holidays at home, in order to avoid Susan getting out of hand whilst under the influence of cheap booze. Eventually we decided to go to Lanzerote in the Canary Islands. On our first three days there, the weather was glorious and we spent our days on the beach and our evenings in the hotel bar.
The fourth day was overcast, so we took the bus to Costa Tequise to look round the very expensive shops. It was in one of those shops that my wife saw the bracelet, the one that she just had to have. I put my foot down and said no, as it would have taken all our spare holiday cash, but she wasn't convinced.
That night we were drinking in the hotel bar when she informed me that she would pay for the bracelet herself. She showed me a flyer from one of the big nightclubs which said, "Friday Night is Amateur Strip Night - Win 500 euros."
"You are joking," I said. "You would be up against girls at least ten years younger than you, pretty young girls with pert boobs, long legs and tight little asses: they would laugh you off the stage."
We did not realise that Juan the barman was listening to our conversation but he shook his head and said, " No Senor, you are wrong, all of the girls will be young and beautiful but they always look bored, dance without any enthusiasm and never take their panties off. Now your beautiful wife with her more rounded figure would drive the men wild. My brother is the manager of the club and I am sure that he would be prepared to give her some tips, that would ensure her success."
There was no stopping Sue now, and the next afternoon she went off with Juan to meet his brother at the club, while I lay on the beach sunbathing. It was a couple of hours before she returned, looking somewhat aroused and flustered, telling me that that she had the winnings in the bag. "It's all right getting your kit off in front of a couple of guys," I remarked, "but tomorrow night there will be about five hundred people in the club."