The rest of the day went by uneventfully. The kids got up from their naps and we played outside in the afternoon sun. Toy lawn mowers, empty water guns, and wiffle balls scattered the backyard. Summer was winding down and I knew it wouldn't be long before we would be needing sweaters to enjoy the outdoors. As dusk approached, Alyssa went inside to work on dinner while I continued watching the kids.
I pulled out my cell phone and sent Josh a text. "How's the house? You coming back for dinner?"
Soaking up the last few moments of sun before it disappeared behind the neighbor's trees, I heard the buzz of his response. "They found more damage than expected. Yeah, leaving now. Can I pick up some food to contribute?"
"Just grab some beer for us and wine coolers for Alyssa." I sent back.
I stood up and called the kids to go inside. As my daughter toddled over, I grabbed her into my arms and walked up the stairs of the deck.
Josh knocked on the front door 20 minutes later. Upon letting him in, he proceeded into the kitchen to unveil a 6-pack of Green Apple Smirnoff Ice, my wife's favorite. Alyssa cheered and thanked him. Also out of the bag, he pulled a variety pack of 21st Amendment IPAs. I mimicked my wife's girly exclamation and managed to get a laugh. Finally, he pulled out a half-gallon of chocolate milk and displayed it to the kids. I made sure they thanked "Mr. Josh" and we all sat down to eat a roast Alyssa pulled from the oven.
After eating, I helped get the kids cleaned up and ready for bed while Josh relaxed in front of the TV. A couple of bedtime stories later, I walked into the den and plopped down on the sofa across from the chair Josh sat in. He held out the remote control and motioned like he was going to toss it to me.
"Nah, I'm fine with whatever." I said as I held up my hand, "Alyssa will be down in a bit, so just not ESPN, unless you want to scare her away."
Josh flipped through the guide and finally landed on some HBO show I had never heard of just as Alyssa walked into the room wearing a shirt two sizes too large for her. The shirt was almost down to her knees and I couldn't tell what she was wearing underneath; I assumed a pair of sleep shorts. "Anyone want anything before I sit down?"
Resisting the urge to blurt out "To see what's under that shirt." I instead settled for, "One of those beers Josh got, please."
"Josh?" she said looking at him slightly reclined in the chair.
"Ummm, same for me." He quickly added, "Please."
My wife returned with two beers and a wine cooler. She distributed them and sat down next to me on the couch with a blanket covering her legs.
We talked about Josh's house, drank, and half-watched the TV show. I volunteered to get us a second round as another show started. The new show was also just background noise as we continued to talk, until a sexy scene between a female character and her boss came on and captured our collective attention. As the two characters fucked, the woman made mention of her husband being suspicious that she was cheating on him and how they needed to be more careful.
"I can turn it if you want." Josh said with his eyes still glued to the actress's breasts bouncing up and down as she laid under her counterpart.
I gave my wife a chance to speak, but then said, "We're all adults here." My hand moved under the blanket and began rubbing up and down Alyssa's inner thigh. She didn't let on and simply responded, "Yeah." in agreement.
The scene ended but my hand movements continued to gradually travel further up her leg and under what felt like the fabric of a pair of silk pajama shorts. Eventually, I got to her crotch as my fingers determined she was wearing panties under the shorts. I tried to massage her mound in a circular motion, but my hand was at an awkward angle. Attempting to be as discreet as possible, I withdrew my hand, rotated my body slightly, and pulled Alyssa over to recline against me. I met no resistance as my opposite hand now returned under the blanket, shorts, and panties. Now freely able to massage my wife's pussy, I dipped a finger inside her to get some lubrication.
We continued to watch the show in near-silence, only occasionally commenting out loud on the dialog or action. After occasionally alternating the speed and direction of my fingers over her clit, she closed her eyes and pushed her cheek into my chest. I could tell she was about to have an orgasm, but decided to stop and draw it out. As Alyssa glared at me, I smiled and slowly started moving my fingers again. I knew she was probably aching for release after not being able to earlier when she had ridden me, but I thought it would be fun to tease her a little while longer.
Only about half a minute later, another spicy scene popped up on the TV. This time a different woman was laying on a hotel bed enjoying being on the receiving end of oral sex by a mystery person under a thin sheet that covered them. As I sped up and put a little more pressure on my wife's clit, the actors transitioned to missionary position sex while carrying on some dialog regarding the plot that I neither followed nor cared about.
I glanced at Josh to see if he was oblivious to our actions and sure enough his eyes never left the TV while the characters went at it under the sheet.
When I felt Alyssa starting to move her hips against my hand, I once again stopped my fingers' movement. The scene had ended and my wife pulled away from me to sit up straight. She finished her second Smirnoff, stood up, and announced that she was going to bed. Being that it was barely 9:30pm on a Saturday night, I knew that meant that she was going upstairs to masturbate.
"Oh, ok. Good night." Josh said surprised and a bit sad.
Not knowing how it would play out, I blurted out, "She's mad because she found the panties you borrowed from the laundry hamper."
"What the hell?! John, don't be an ass." Alyssa said jerking her head around to look at me.
Josh's face was instantly red. "I... I'm so sorry. I'll do the laundry and it won't happen again."
"I was never mad. It was surprising, sure, but it's not a big deal. They were dirty anyway." My wife looked over at him staring at the floor. Her voice was suddenly gentle. "Honestly, I took it as a complement. Don't feel bad. I don't know why John brought it up."
Feeling a little bad, I tried to smooth it over a bit, "Come on, I was just giving him some shit. I agree that there's no problem. I mean, you came directly on her last night, why would blowing a load in her underwear be an issue."
Awkward silence filled the room as no one knew what to say and Josh kept staring at the floor.
"Shit, now I feel bad, man." I said, "Alyssa, give him your panties to prove its fine."
My wife raised her eyebrows at me. "I'm sorry, what?"
"No, no, it's fine. I'm fine." Josh said looking up at Alyssa.
I could feel the switch flipping in my head. "Dude, if you want them, just say so. I guarantee you they are pretty juicy from what we were doing over here under the blanket for the past half-hour."
"John!" Alyssa was now the one embarrassed. "I can't even... I'm going upstairs." She took a few steps toward the door, then turned and said, "Josh, I'll leave them on the stairs. If you don't want them or whenever you are done with them, please put them in the laundry room hamper."
I almost fell off the sofa hearing those words come out of my wife's mouth. I instantly decided to double down. "Babe, why don't you just give them to him now."
She was by the door when she looked back at me and asked, "You seriously want me to strip for you two right here in our den? Really?!"
I couldn't tell if she was more annoyed or embarrassed. "It's not like he hasn't already seen you up close." I nervously chuckled. Heart beating out of my chest, I decided to go for it. "In fact, why not just skip a step and jerk him off again?"
Alyssa pursed her lips and stared at me trying to think of what to say. I expected her to turn and leave the room at any second.
"I wouldn't mind watching this time if Josh was ok with it." I looked at him for a response despite it not being a question.
"Ummm, I guess that's fine." he said hesitantly.
Alyssa took a step back towards us. "John, stop pressuring him. It's obvious he's not interested but doesn't want to be rude."
Josh looked over at my wife as he quickly responded. "No, I would love a repeat of last night, but it just feels a little weird with another guy watching. But I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth." As the last words left his mouth he cringed. "Sorry, figure of speech. You are really hot; not a hors--"