My husband and I were on the last night of our vacation in France in a small town with a lively night life. We had dressed up for dinner at a little bistro. After dinner, we walked home along the main street, looking in the shop windows and enjoying the beautiful late summer night. I was wearing a short sexy skirt and a pair of French heels I had just bought. This outfit was much more daring than I would normally wear back home. My husband Kyle had gotten a French blazer and looked so handsome and elegant. Other couples were also strolling along the street. Kyle and I joked about all the mistakes we had made on our trip with our limited French. Words like toi, toupee, trois etc.. We started watching couples and joked about which ones might be having an affair.
After a while we were looking in one shop window with elegant French drapery and I looked down to see an adorable little puppy. I couldn't help petting him and I looked up at the owner who was a very handsome young French man who spoke little English.
"She is no trouble. Her name is Cookie." Then he said in French, "Chercher la menage? pointing at the dining display in the window. Then he said in English, "You are looking at the table?"
"Oh, oh. Oui, oui" I said thrown off guard.
Since I spoke more French than Kyle, I did most of the talking. We made some small talk and finally introduced ourselves. René said he liked English and wished he could someday go to New York. When René took Cookie aside to let her do her thing.
Kyle said, " Did he say 'menage'?"
"Yes, he did," I said laughing, "but I recall that in French 'menage' can mean 'housewares'. It's good we are leaving tomorrow or we could really get into trouble with our bad French."
René came back and we started talking about the beautiful doorways. It turned out René was a young architect and began showing us the details of other buildings in the town. I told him we were staying at an apartment in a beautiful, old building on Rue du Sourire. He said he knew the building but had never been inside. He seemed interested in seeing the beautiful staircase with the elaborate metal work. We told him that if he would like to see it, he could walk with us to our apartment. On the walk home René pointed out more house details. To show me a detail of a particular roof, he stood behind me to point out the detail by pointing his hand by the side of my face. I got a hint of his cologne that made me swoon.
Kyle noticed this and when René was distracted by the puppy, Kyle said, "If you have any ideas about getting a 'menage', you'll have to initiate it your self."
As we walked along, I held both Kyle and Ranees' arms and felt proudly sexy between these two handsome men and noticed other couples were now smiling at..... US! I felt in control as I chose the direction we were walking and began to have sexual thoughts about the sweet young man on my left arm. I steered us to our street and stopped in front of our apartment.
René was so interested in seeing the staircase that we went inside the large elegant foyer. I took Cookie's leash and was holding her while Kyle and René looked more closely at the metalwork. Suddenly they were both looking at me through the lower railings. To my surprise Cookie had climbed the steps, and in doing so had lifted up my skirt so I was standing there exposing my sexy black panties.
René raised his eyebrows and said, "c'est bon."
Kyle smiled.
Flustered, I said in French, "Merchant chienne", meaning to say 'bad dog'. What I had really said in French was, "I'm a bad slut." And then I said, "Why don't you come up for a little food and drink, 'le boire et le manger'?" What I mistakenly said in French was, "I will be a good dish." I told him since we were leaving tomorrow we could share what we had left. What René heard in French was, "We would like to have you eat us."
He was blushing and suddenly looked sheepish. "A shantae", René said.
He was such a handsome guy with dark hair and a sweet face. He was wearing jeans that showed off his tight butt and his shirt was so elegant.
Then René said in English, "It is a pleasure to have you."
I said in English," It is normal thing in France, no?"
Kyle lead the way up the staircase. I walked behind René, looking at his ass in his tight jeans. He was so sexy and smelled so good.