I made a big mistake about three years ago when, while intoxicated, I let a visiting fraternity brother fuck my wife.
Tim worked in sales and comes into town about once a quarter. He was a ladies' man in college with a new coed on his arm each week. I could never figure out how, he wasn't athletic or for that matter good looking but he did make the girls laugh.
I hadn't seen Tim since college until one night my wife and I ran into him in a local pub. I introduced Tim to my wife Danni as they had never met. Tim was in town and was entertaining some clients.
As the night progressed Danni and I had a few to many drinks and we were feeling no pain when Tim came over after his sales meeting. Being drunk we accepted Tim's offer for a ride home.
When we arrived home we asked him in for a night cap which he readily accepted. I made the drinks in the kitchen as Danni and Tim got better acquainted in the living room. When I brought the drinks in they were laughing.
When I asked what was funny Danni said, "He was just sharing some stories about you."
I replied, "Well I have some stories about Tim I could share."
Danni said, "Tell me one."
"Okay to start with Tim was actually quite the ladies man. Our brothers could never figure out how he scored with so many good looking girls. The only thing we could figure out he had a good sense of humor and laughed them into bed."
Tim then added in, "A sense a humor is not the only thing I have."
Danni and I were still drunk and Tim was catching up at our place when Danni slurred, "What else do you have."
Tim smiled and said, "I have a big dick and I know how to use it."
Danni looked at me and asked, "Is that true?"
I answered, "Don't know never seen it. I did hear some rumors about it."
Tim piped in, "I can show you if you like."