I had to take a break from the Alex/Jess universe because I needed a distraction. This is a Halloween fairy-tale of sorts - a modern, butch-femme remaking of a fable 'as old as time' mixed with some Wuxia fantasy.
Caveat Emptor: i) this is a meandering fairy tale (i.e.
very
long build and the characters aren't jumping into bed at every opportunity), ii) it involves a butch, and iii) takes
a lot
of liberties with the original fairy tale itself and the genres in general.
Prologue - The Sorcerer
"Your choice," the sorcerer clasped his hands and rested them on the table in front of him.
"Not much of a choice," the young woman retorted, defiance in her eyes.
A small shrug, "It's the same offer I made to your parents."
"Which they refused."
"Well, that's not
quite
true. Your father was very much in favor."
The young woman sat straighter, "But he ultimately walked away from you. Away from you and back to my mom. My mother's love won. You lost."
"Again, that's not
quite
true. They both lost. They failed to understand that ultimately, I have something they do not: the key to life
and
death. Your parents were foolish."
"Were they? Because you still don't have what you want, do you?" came the biting reply.
"Not. Yet." The icy cold words came out in a lethal hiss.
Undeterred, the young woman stared straight into her captor's eyes, "And I don't want what you're offering either."
The sorcerer sighed, "You are determined to stoop to a blindingly idiotic level of stupidity. How predictable. I shall have to make this interesting, killing you now feels too... how shall I put it? Too prosaic. I am so easily bored, you see..." He unclasped his hands and touched the tips of his fingers together. He cast his eyes upwards, as if deep in thought...
Moments later, he looked down with a malevolent smile, "I think I have it... a wager..."
"With my life?" The young woman asked.
"Of course. It wouldn't be fun otherwise... yes, a wager. You mentioned love triumphant earlier. I didn't know young people still believe in romance these days."
When he didn't get a response, he continued, "Here's the wager: If you can find your soul mate within a year, I'll leave. If you can't, you name me the beneficiary of your estate, and then you will die."
The young woman narrowed her eyes, "What's the catch?"
"No catch. It's quite simple: My wager, my rules," the sorcerer smiled.
"What are the rules?"
"No, no," the sorcerer wagged a finger, "that's not how this game is played. I'll let you know the rules only if you take the bet."
Two sets of eyes dueled silently for a beat, before the young woman nodded, "I'll take the bet."
Chapter One -- The Merchant and His Daughter
Once upon a time... in a city much like any other...
"I swear, boss, they say that place is haunted," Lyle pleaded, "Call any of the guys at Durand Landscaping. They'll tell you. Don't do it. It was so creepy Mr. Durand terminated the contract two weeks into the project."
"Doesn't sound like Chad," Steven Zhao said thoughtfully, "He's not the superstitious type."
Lyle agreed, his relief evident on the other end of the line, "Exactly! My brother was on that crew. He's not the superstitious type either."
"Okay, I'll think about it" Steve allowed, "Go back to work, Lyle."
Steve hung up and stared into space for a couple minutes.
Best to go straight to the source
, Steve picked up the phone and called his friend.
"Stevie-Z!" Chad Durand answered on the second ring, "What's up?"
"Gotta quick question for you," Steve leaned back and put his feet up on his desk, "I got invited to bid on a contract for the Zedecker Estate--"
"Don't do it, buddy," Chad's voice took on a no-nonsense tone, "Don't let the dollar signs fool you. It's not worth it."
"Lyle said the mansion was haunted?" Steve chuckled, "You pulled out of the contract because of ghosts?"
"We were all spooked, dude. It was the best money I've ever lost. I shit you not."
Steve looked at the RFP, "Makes no sense though, ten and a half acres of land, twenty thousand square feet of house... what's not to like? Vampires are asleep during the day anyway, right?"
Chad sighed, "I can't explain it. Weird shit kept happening. We'd do a massive clean-up, and the next day, it's like we'd never done the clean-up at all. Our cell phones kept fritzing out... and the boss-lady was creepy. The sun would be shining but we'd all be shivering cold."
"Hm," Steve ran his eyes down the requirements, "Looks like you guys spooked Zedecker too -- the new RFP has a pretty painful early termination clause."
"Don't touch it, Steve. Trust me."
"Hard to say no to the seven-figure base budget. And the early completion bonus..."
Chad's voice was incredulous, "They threw in a bonus? How much?"
"Twenty-percent."
Chad whistled, "Look, you and I have worked this market for years now. I like it when you're busy - because I don't have to compete with you... and I'm sure you like it when I'm neck deep in a project with some high-maintenance zillionaire who can't make up his mind... But be careful man. I know I can't tell you to turn away business but be careful. There's some strange voodoo going on at the Zedecker place."