"Good morning, beautiful."
I groaned and stirred in the silky bedsheets, opening my bleary eyes to see my girlfriend Haley's face smiling over me.
"Go away," I croaked, half-joking. I glanced with one eye at the alarm clock, which was blinking a time that was far too early on this saturday morning, and pulled the sheets up over my face.
"Hey! Let's go!" she said as she roughly pulled the sheets off of me. I grunted in dismay. My shirt had bunched up overnight, exposing my left nipple to the cool morning air. Out of stupid habit, I shyly pulled the shirt back, still not used to the fact that Haley can see me naked.
"Noooo..." I uttered, grasping for a blanket, and finding none, curled into a fetal ball, closing my eyes against the cruel sun and the crueler Haley for interrupting a very pleasant dream.
"Wake up, sleepy bean!" she said, all-too cheerily, as she poked and prodded. It was infectious, and I fought off a smile.
"It's too early." I muttered. "Five more minutes."
She laughed. God, that laugh. Half schoolgirl giggle, and half deep-throated guffaw, I don't know how she did it, but I loved her for it.
She paused for a moment, and bit the corner of her lip, in thought. "I know how to wake you up," she said, mischievously.
I knew where this was going. "Oh, no, no," I said, turning, "No, I have to pee."
But she was already undoing the string on my pajama bottoms, a big goofy smile on her face. I considered resisting more firmly, but her fingers grazing my pubic mound changed my mind. Instead I settled on a displeased groan and sank a little further into the downy bed.
She finally undid the knot on my bottoms and began to gently pull them down. I frowned in feigned resistance, but at the same time lifted my butt off the bed to ease the removal. I felt a slight chill on my bare thighs as my PJ's were pulled slowly off, but it was soon replaced with the warmth of her hand and as she moved them up my leg towards my bare hips. She kissed the inside of my legs on her way up, gently placing her lips on my calves, then the backs of my knees, and the sensitive inner thighs, making a delicate smacking sound with each kiss. I involuntarily released a low, breathy moan, as I tingled with the delightful anticipation.
She slid a hand up my cotton shirt, gently caressing my soft bed-warmed skin, and making her way up to my breast, gently cupping it and slowly rolling a thumb over my nipple. I groaned, a little louder this time. I could hear her lips part in a smile, and felt her head descend down between my thighs, as her kisses edged closer and closer to my pussy.
She kissed just to the right of my lower lips, then gently licked the valley where my legs meet my vagina. Then again, on the other side. I could feel my lips getting wetter in anticipation, and dully remembered that I still hadn't gone pee. I pushed the thought aside as she gently licked my labia for the first time. I could hold it. It just felt too good to interrupt, the moment too special.
She moved her hand down from my small, now erect nipple, down my ribs, down to my hip as she got ready to take the plunge. She nudged my legs aside, sinking down between my thighs with a greedy look on her face as she licked her lips. She glanced up at me then, as if for permission. My bladder was dully throbbing, but so were my lips, so I smiled back at her.
"Please." I whispered.
That was all it took. She stuck out her tongue and traced it down my pubic mound, then slipped it between my lips. I felt the warmth of her flat tongue, rubbing down firmly over my engorged clit. My eyes rolled back in pleasure, feeling every sensation, the roughness of her tongue sliding back and forth between my lips. Waves of pleasure rolled over me, as I squirmed from the sensation. It felt so good, all the way into my stomach, but... it also tickled, and for some reason, my mind wandered back to my full bladder, as I felt a slight pressure. I tried to ignore it, and groaned, conveying my pleasure to Haley as she bobbed her head back and forth between my legs.
I felt her hand move up over my hip, down to my thigh for a moment, then up to my waist, down below my bellybutton. She placed it there to lift at the skin of my vagina, giving her a better angle with her tongue. The effect was electric, but the extra pressure on my bladder mixed with the tickling of my sensitive clit began building. It felt so good, and I didn't want to stop, with every fiber of my being. I wanted her tongue deeper inside me more than anything in the world.
She started going faster and faster, and her hand on my belly grew a little heavier, perhaps absent-mindedly, as she licked between my lips with growing intensity. Our collective breath was quickening, and my chest began heaving with pleasure. I felt the growing sensation of an orgasm, building deep within my belly. But the pressure in my bladder was growing too much to bear.
"Babe," I uttered, placing a hand on her hand, "Babe, I have to... uh..." I groaned as she maneuvered her tongue between my lips, not slowing down in the least. "Babe, I have to pee," I managed to breath out.