Do you know how dogs sniff each other's butts? I am not sure why they do, but there is some kind of important communication going on.
My name is Gaye and I am a blonde athletic woman in my mid-twenties. I want to stay tight and muscular.
I got a dog last year and I named her "Lady." She is a beautiful mutt--half Golden Retriever and half German Shepherd. Her color is grey with lots of red and honey highlights. She is so fantastically happy and energetic. And she is well behaved as long as I give her long walks twice a day.
Her only bad habit she has is that she sniffs women's crotches and butts. I don't know why she does it, but she must have a sensitivity and compulsive sense of smell.
When Lady was just 5 months old I was walking her and she rammed her nose into some cute woman in the park after a jog. At first I thought my dog liked the sweaty smell, but she just kept poking the woman's crotch.
This got to be a regular habit with my dog, happening almost every time I took her for a walk if we passed a woman. Lady would only bonk into pretty young women, and I wondered if they had their period or even had recently gone to the bathroom. What scent excited her so much?
Lady didn't like my boyfriend. As she got older she would growl and get aggressive with him. I also began to dislike him, because he handled very badly, like a petulant child. Anybody who doesn't get along well with a cute puppy might just be a bad person. Eventually we broke up over his problem with my wonderful sweet Lady. If you couldn't get along with my dog the relationship was doomed.
Soon after, that I realized that she didn't like any men. She even growled at my Dad, who is a total dog-lover. Lady made it very difficult for me to date. Sometimes out on walks she would begin to bark aggressive passing random men. I had to admit, that many times, I had the same feeling. Guys can be creepy the way the stare at your boobs, or don't say anything. I began to accept Lady's irritation with men as a defense instinct of me.
Then one day I saw Lady sniff the butt of another dog. It was a female dog! Not just sniffing, but she also licked the dog's vagina. Those two female dogs were both in heat, salivating and wagging their tails urgently. Then she mounted that dog and humped her for several minutes. I began to think that my dog is a lesbian. Could it be?
Several months passed by and I was beginning to lose weight and tighten up my legs and abdomen. Walking a half an hour at least twice a day can make a big impact on your fitness.
One day I was walking in the park and Lady got overly friendly with a woman's crotch. She actually licked it. She was whining and wagging her tail like she'd just found a fresh steak. But Lady just continued poking this woman's private parts, bonking her nose in her intimates.
"Oh, my God, I am so sorry. Lady, stop! Now!" I commanded, trying to get control of my dog. The woman was good natured about it, laughing and softly pushing lady's head away from her pussy. Lady was wagging her tail excitedly, and so I pulled her leash to defuse the situation.
"Well, that's some dog you have! Do you train her poke women in the crotch?" asked the jogger. She had shorts on and a jogging bra. She had a beautiful tan and short dark hair--very pretty--not that I was thinking of her body in sexual way. I've always had plenty of boyfriends.
"No, I certainly don't. Geez, I am so sorry. Damn that's so queer for her to do that."
"Are you saying your dog is a lesbian?" inquired the jogger. I was a little intimidated as I caught her washboard abs. This woman was "healthy" looking.
