As I was driving home from work on the 405 freeway my favorite song flashlight came on. It's an oldie but I love it. Anyway as I got carried away into the music I suddenly notice red lights flashing behind me. Oh shit I thought, as I looked at my speedometer. I was going 80 M.P.H. and hadn't realized it. As I pulled over a black female officer stepped out of the car and began walking towards me. License and registration ma'am.
As I fumbled through my glove compartment for my registration I could have swore I saw her staring down at my tits. She took my license and registration and walked back to her cruiser. When she got back to the car she demanded that I get out. What's the problem I asked as I got out. Your under arrest for unpaid traffic tickets she said.