This is a true story that happened this week. It begins in the middle of what I am calling the Sandy Chronicles that are about my relationship with my new lover Sandy or Lady Sandra when I get her into a domineering mood.
My period hit me yesterday afternoon at work and it was really bad. I usually just spot a little and then it quickly goes away. Yesterday I was flowing which is unusual for me. It also snuck up on me. I knew it was getting to be that time of the month but there were none of the tell tale signs of bloating or cramping, although I usually do not bloat or cramp very much. Yesterday it just hit me out of the blue and then the cramps started. I wonder if it was all the sex I had last weekend with Sandy that led to the big surprise. I know a bisexual woman, my mother actually, who says she always tries to fuck just before and also during her period because she claims that it greatly reduces her bloating and cramps. She also says that it heightens her sensitivity and intensifies her orgasms, even though it can be a little messy. She also says she has known both men and women who enjoy going down on her when she is having her period. She calls it the "red tongue treatment." My mother and I have a pretty open relationship when it comes to sex, but there are some things that really do not need to be shared.
I went home from work early and got out of my business clothes. I through my pantyhose away. They were such a mess that they were not worth saving. Another 12 bucks down the drain. When you are as tall as I am, drug store pantyhose just don't cut it. I have to order extra tall sizes over the Internet and they are pricy.
I changed napkins, put on a pair of panties and my fluffy terry cloth robe, and made myself something to eat. The cramps were getting worse and I did not have even an aspirin in the apartment, and it was so cold and rainy outside I was not about to get dressed again and go out. To make matters worse, I had bounced a check with my cable company so I had not television to watch and no Internet access. I had brought some work home with me but the cramps made concentrating on it impossible.
So I figured I would try my mother's remedy but since I am gay, I do not have a real cock handy. So I put a double layer of towels on the bed and got my little friend pictured above out of my toy box. My robe and panties came off, and the napkin got thrown away. I laid down on the bed, grabbed my cell phone and called Sandy to see if she wanted to have some phone sex. I explained the predicament that I was in and interestingly enough she had gotten her period that day also. I told her what I was planning on doing and she said she would do the same thing but she asked me to wait an hour until she put the kids to bed.