Her pictures showed that she was confident, sexy, and didn't take herself too seriously. Things I love to see on any profile. She didn't have kids, cats, or a man... bonus! There wasn't a single picture of her harming an animal while hunting or fishing, and her nails were nice and short. At least the ones that matter... She stated her enthusiastic lack of interest in anyone who is proud to have voted for Trump and I swiped right. Evidently, so did she.
We met for a walk, and she didn't wear a single drop of perfume or make-up. I was in. The chemistry was palpable as we took turns sharing stories of our adventures. I learned quickly that she was self-reflective, intelligent, and witty. My favorite traits. When we got to the end of the trail we sat down by a pond and passed a joint back and forth, while laughing at the old white people looking at us like they were owed an explanation about our entire situation. After a while I, very rudely, interrupted her mid-story and said, "I've stopped listening to the words you're saying, I'm afraid. All I can think about is if I can kiss you. Can I?"
She laughed, blushed, and said, "Yes, please!"
Y'all. It was a masterclass in first kisses. Shy and respectful at first, but after a quick breath of air we both came back for what can only be described as the perfect kiss. We held our lips together for three or four heartbeats and then opened our lips just slightly to allow our tongues to meet. When she exhaled a gentle "oh" into my waiting mouth, I put my hands on the side of her face and the back of her neck and tilted her head back slightly while we let our lips and tongues explore with no regard for anyone who might be passing by. We only stopped when it became clear that we were going to need to find a more appropriate place to light this kind of fire.
"My god, that was special." I said to her. "Should we hurry back to our cars and go back to my place to let this continue?" She said yes.
We spent the walk back to the cars talking about what it was we wished we could have done, if not for the surprising number of people on the walking trail. We established that she is a Switch, as am I. I was cautiously optimistic about the potential sexual compatibility.
We got back to my place, and as soon as the door closed behind us, she started to politely say, "Your place is so nice..." and I said, "Shh. That's not why we're here."
"Right!" She laughed, nervously.
I pressed her against the wall, kissed her deeply, and said, "Take off your shoes." And she did.
I took her by her hand and led her up the stairs, closing the door to my room behind us so the dog didn't join in on the cuddles, as she was so excited to have the opportunity to do.
I paused, pulled away from her and said "Are you okay with this?"
"Yes" she reassured me, and stated that if she needed me to stop that she would say so.
"Good." I said. "This is only fun if you're having fun."
I guided her backwards onto the bed, where we crawled our way to the top so we could make-out on the pillows. When she guided my hands under her shirt, I pulled it off of her, catching her under her shoulder so I could hold her by the back of the head as she laid back down. I kissed my way down to her collar bone, her sternum, and over to her breasts. I sucked gently and took her nipple between my teeth where I exhaled and moaned with restrained passion for her body.
I made eye contact with her and said, "Take off your clothes."
"All of them?" She asked.