"Shit, shit, shit shit!" Jamie cursed monotonously under her breath.
She turned on her blinker and began to slow down with the interior of her 2022 Ford Mustang bathed in strobes of bright blue light.
"Shit, I can't get another ticket!" Jamie pleaded while pulling off the highway and onto the shoulder.
She glanced up into the rearview mirror but with the headlights and blue strobes she couldn't make out any details of the police cruiser behind her. She honestly wasn't sure how fast she had been going or even what the speed limit was, but with System of the Down's Chop Suey playing and not another car for the last forty minutes she was afraid it was going to be high.
Like maybe in the eighty's high.
Or ninety's.
"Allen's gonna kill me!" Jamie cursed while the tires crunched in the gravel as she rolled to a stop.
Jamie could feel tears forming and swiped at her eyes angrily. Allen had warned her to slow down after her fourth ticket, had warned her that they couldn't afford another ticket in the hundreds of dollars, had even warned her that she was going to lose her license if she got another ticket... and now...
Jamie slammed the palm of her hand against the leather wrap of the steering wheel and screamed at the top of her voice. It was just so unfair! It was like the police were picking on her just because she was a 'blond bimbo' who...
Jamie stopped and quickly glanced up into the rear view mirror. If the police were targeting her because she was blond and female then maybe...
Jamie took one last look into the rearview mirror and then down at the beige sleeveless blouse and black pencil dress she was wearing, the open toe black high heels that went hand in hand with the outfit in the seat next to her while she drove barefoot. It was an attractive, professional ensemble that accentuated her hips, slim waist and C cup breasts without being over the top. And it never hurt one bit that she got more than a few extra, lingering glances from potential clients.
Fuck the feminists, when it was all about selling a house and brining home twenty or thirty K she would use what she was born with and smile while leading the poor boys around by their nut sacks.
She glanced once more up into the rear view mirror and could only see the headlights and strobing blue lightbars.
It really was all about leading a potential client around by his balls. Hell, even Allen agreed and there had been a time or two where he had encouraged her to do a little more than just 'lead them around by the balls'.
Jamie licked her lips and glanced down at her blouse before quickly unbuttoning it until only the bottom two or three buttons held the fabric while it gapped open. She leaned forward and with only one hand reached behind her back to unlatch her bra before reaching into an open sleave to pull the strap through. In seconds she was able to pull the bra out of the other sleave before tossing it to the floor so that she could use her foot to shove it back under the seat.
Jamie took another glance in the mirror and felt her pulse quicken when she saw the silhouette of the police officer approaching. She glanced down to tug at the cloth of her blouse until she could see just the edges of the dark mocha of her areolas.
An image of Allen's wide set brown eyes, full, black beard and curly hair flashed through her mind. She wasn't sure what he'd think or say if he knew she was willing to flash a cop to get out of a ticket, but she absolutely knew what he'd think and say if she got another one.
And... if the cop wanted more...
Jamie rolled the window down and licked her lips while watching the silhouette walk along the side of her car before reaching the window.
"I'm so sorry, officer," Jamie said smoothly and leaned forward enough so that she felt her blouse fall open in full view of anyone looking inside, "I know I was speeding, but if I get another ticket I could lose my license and then lose my job!
"Is there some way maybe you could just give me a warning?
"Please?"
Jamie licked her lips slowly while looking up at the dark silhouette. The officer had a flashlight on and was shining it down towards Jamie so she still couldn't make out his face, but she also knew he had a perfect view of her breasts and hard nipples as she leaned forward for her shirt to hang open.
Time seemed to drag by while Jamie squinted up into the glare without being able to see the police officer. She didn't mind him looking and could already feel herself getting wet and the familiar, welcome aching throb building between her thighs. Even her mouth had begun to water in anticipation of what 'might' occur, her jaws starting to ache while the waiting drove her to distraction.
"Officer?" Jamie said after over a minute of silence, "Would you... would you like me to..."
Jamie let her voice trail off suggestively while she slowly licked her lips.
"Ma'am, you realize that bribing an officer is a felony," a hard, angry soprano voice suddenly said.
Jamie's heart slammed hard in her chest and she felt her stomach plummet to somewhere deep beneath the pavement.
"Oh!" Jamie gasped and rushed to reach up to pull her blouse closed, "I'm sooo sorry officer... I wasn't..."
"We both know exactly what you were suggesting ma'am," the hard, angry voice cut in, "Now, if you'll step out of the car please."
"Ohh, but..." Jamie pleaded, her eyes filling with tears that she could feel running down her cheeks, "Officer, I'm soooo sorry, I don't even have my shoes on!"
"Get out of the car, ma'am," the officer cut in, "Now!
"I'm not going to ask you again!"
Jamie burst into tears but managed to open the door to the car and step out. Sharp gravel bit into the bottom of her bare feet before the officer slammed the door shut.
"Turn around and place your hands on the car please," the officer commanded.
Even out of the car Jamie still couldn't make out any features of the cop who had pulled her over and turned around to comply.
It would be just her fucking luck to get pulled over by a female cop with a baton up her ass... or cunt... and want to 'blow' everything Jamie had been trying to do to get out of a ticket so far out of proportion.
"Do you have any weapons, needles or other sharp objects on your person, ma'am?" the officer asked.
"No," Jamie managed to say through her soft sobs.
Jamie suddenly gasped at the feel of hands grabbing her hips, patting up her waist and then actually grabbing and squeezing her breasts. Suddenly those hands were running up and down each of Jamie's bare legs before sliding up beneath her skirt.