As you approached the meeting room you scanned your Blackberry trying to gleam some more information about the scheduled session. The information provided was very vague, and you weren't even sure of the name of the client you were meeting with. The internal blinds were closed you briefly noticed, not even affording you a glimpse into the room to see what may lie ahead. You knocked the door and entered, immediately doing a double take as you realised that your so-called 'client' was, in fact, me.
"What are you doing here?" is the question that immediately springs to your lips. A cheeky smile and a small shrug of the shoulders is the only response you get, as you take in the smart business suit and glasses I am wearing that accentuate the total boldness of my actions. We start towards each other, and are just about to kiss when we hear a knock at the door. "Just wondering if anyone would like a drink?" we are offered.
"I'll have a water" I say, as you shoot me a look to let me know I might be pushing things a little too far. Questions are racing through your mind...how had I arranged this, who had seen me, what did I have planned? Before you can ask anything the water is brought into the room. Just as it is being placed on the table I lean over and whisper ever so faintly in your ear "I've no underwear on". Immediately a discernible flush rises up your neck as you try to control the reaction that that image just created in your mind.