Chapter 5
In the end Jennifer and her new black dick never got to have their way with Marcia that day. For, soon after Vesna had finished with Marcia it was time for the women to get on with the various duties and chores that their everyday life demanded of them. In Marcia's case, as we have seen, one of her duties was to report back to Connor on Jennifer's meeting with her prospective babysitter. But despite every attempt by her husband to get her to spill the beans about any non-work related activity that might have happened at Jennifer's place, Marcia kept shtum. This she did for a number of reasons, not least because of a growing antipathy which she felt Connor entertained for Dean.
At first she thought this was because of Connor's personal feelings about anal sex between men. It was just something he couldn't get his head round. As he had put it to her on more than one occasion, it made him feel "nauseous." His support for gay rights never wavered; that was a separate issue, a philosophical issue and a matter for discussion and debate. His own personal feelings were another matter, he always said. The fact he didn't like oysters didn't mean that all other people didn't like them; neither did it mean that anyone who wished to, didn't have the right to eat oysters. Marcia thought this was an odd analogy but left it at that.
But the more time passed, the more Marcia doubted the cause of her husband's barely concealed animus towards Dean. She thought she could see two other reasons why he felt the way he did. One was his ambitions with regard to Jennifer. Marcia knew how much Connor lusted after the blonde former beauty queen by a simple but fail-safe means: he never talked about her. If Connor had set his mind on anything (be it a promotion or a car or - in this case - a woman) he would never talk about it. The second reason was essentially the other side of the same coin: as Connor lusted after Jennifer, so did Dean lust after Marcia. And, as Marcia understood only too well, there always lurked in the back of Connor's mind the idea that Marcia might be up for a bit action with Dean, should the opportunity arise.
It is against this rather delicate backdrop that we must welcome the arrival of a young couple from Claremont, California, into Connor and Marcia's house group. Todd was in his early thirties and worked as a civil engineer, while Harper was a year or two younger and worked as a massage therapist and yoga teacher. It was actually a chance meeting between Jennifer and Harper that had led to the couple ultimately joining Connor's house group. Jennifer's regular yoga teacher, Sudhir, had needed to return to India urgently as a result of a death in the family, and it was Harper (who had only recently signed up as a part-timer on the health club's books) who was asked to deputise for him at the last minute.
The two of them got along very well and Harper decided to take Jennifer up on her idea of trying their church one Sunday. One Sunday became two, then three, and before the couple had been in the area for three months, they had joined the church, and soon after that they became the first new members of the church's newest house group.
The interview process for the two prospective members had, it has to be said, been accelerated when it came to Connor and Marcia's attention that there was interest in snapping them up from not one, but
two
other house groups. In the end, a clever bit of thinking by Connor (who registered the couple using the address of the building site that Todd was working on rather than their home address, which, technically, was just outside his house group's catchment area) ensured that their application was passed. In the interests of full disclosure, it also helped that the person in the central church administrative office who was responsible for endorsing the membership application was Charlene O'Leary, who was the elder's wife and, perhaps more importantly from the perspective of the application, a woman who enjoyed a special relationship with Connor.
The interview with Todd and Harper had taken place at Connor and Marcia's place. It proved to be a bit of an eye-opener on both sides, as Todd and Harper (native Southern Californians both) had assumed that the conservatism of a mid-west small town church would prove a stumbling block. When they learned of the church's policy of diversity and inclusivity, not to mention, unconditional love, they were surprised. At their very first Sunday at the church, Pastor Donaldson had preached an old-fashioned "fire and brimstone" type of sermon, inveighing against the evils of the modern age. However, Marcia and Connor were able to assure the couple that the Pastor was referring to corporate fraud and online bullying - two of his biggest bugbears.
In return, Connor and Marcia listened with interest as the Dietrichs told them about the mixed model religion they followed: a combination of Zen Buddhism, Jainism and Christianity. When they asked their house group leader if this might present a problem, Connor responded that an acceptance of other belief systems was an underlying principle of the church. When he asked Marcia to say a few words, she had to ask him to repeat what he had said, as she was still wondering what on earth "Janism" might be. Had there been a famous evangelist called Jane, or perhaps one of the lesser figures in the New Testament went by that name. She knew there were quite a few odd characters sprinkled through the Acts of the Apostles; on top of which, of course, you had all those letters of St Paul written to people you could never remember.
Once Connor had put his question to her again, she answered with assurance.
"Our church doesn't favour any one group. We follow the great commandment that we should love our neighbour as we love ourselves. So long as people show no prejudice, we have a welcome for them. It doesn't matter if they follow Christ or Buddha or Jane."
This seemed to satisfy the Dietrichs, even though they weren't familiar with the last named of the three religious titans. On their way home, they discussed who this figure might be, finally coming to the conclusion that she was an Old Testament prophetess with whom they were unfamiliar, the cousin of Ruth or Esther perhaps.
After the Dietrichs had left, Connor and Marcia talked about their newest members. While Todd seemed like your regular engineer (a safe pair of hands, whether in California or flyover country), Harper was more what you expected of a west coast native. They reckoned she was probably vegetarian or even vegan, and Connor wondered whether she smoked pot.
"You're 30 years behind the times," Marcia teased him. "These tantric types won't let harmful substances within a mile of their bodies."
Connor remained unconvinced, even if his ideas of women chilling out in LA owed as much to popular culture (especially the films of Robert Altman, of which he was a great fan) as they did to modern-day trends.
What they both agreed on, without admitting it, was that Harper was eminently fuckable. Connor was already thinking about how he might be able to arrange a massage without his wife knowing, while Marcia was thinking the exact same thing. The only difference between them was that Marcia was thinking about a traditional massage table, while Connor was imagining the session starting and finishing on his bed.