(This is a reimagining of one of my older stories, hopefully for the better)
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"Hey Samantha, how about you and I head around that corner over there and you get down on your knees and blow me?"
Norman. The asshole.
"No thanks Norm, how about you head around that corner over there and jerk yourself off."
"Bitch, you don't have to play games with me, everybody knows all about that magic mouth of yours."
Of course. I'm short with straight black hair, glasses and nothing special in the chest, I've always had to do things to get people to take notice. Unfortunately, you only have to suck one one guy off in the back of classroom one rainy day and everyone thinks you're a whore for some reason.
"I'm not a slut Norm, and nothing of yours in going to end up in my mouth."
"C'mon babe," He whined, "Give me a little suck and I promise I'll finger you afterwards."
Norman is such a charming young man.
"Let me get this straight: I get a mouthful of cum and in return you get to fumble around under my skirt? Not a great deal for me Norm."
"Well, maybe we could go a date first?"
"I'm not into you, really. Just keep some small scrap of dignity and move along."
"I'm not taking no for an answer Samantha. Give me one good reason that I'm not good enough for you."
"Well, I've already got a date tonight," I lied.
"Great! Glad to see you surrender."
"Not with you moron. I'm going out with a real man."
"Ditch the cocksucker, once you get a look at my snake you'll understand why baby."
He clearly wasn't intent on giving in. I'm kind of weak willed and was just about ready to give in and trade my mouth for a nice meal when I heard footsteps approaching from behind.
"Hey Norman, fuck off and find your own. Tonight she's all mine."
I spun around to get a look my potential savior.
"Jennifer, you crazy bitch," Norman said to her, "What are you talking about? We all know you're a lez."
"Very clever, now think: if I'm a lesbian and Samantha and I are going on a date, what does that make her?" Jennifer said to him while pointing at me.
I was frozen in shock. Jennifer is one of the hottest girls I've seen at the university: tall, long red hair, shapely legs and perky breasts, and an notorious lesbian. I'm wouldn't say that I'm homophobic, but this was an awkward position for her to put me in, and I had no time to think of a way out.
Reluctantly I put on a big fake smile and declared to Norman, "I haven't made up my mind just yet, but Jennifer is willing to show me the ropes."