OK. so, it's been a while since I wrote a lesbian romance. Or for that matter any romance at all. There is a bit of sex in this story, but it comes later in the story, it is a romance, after all. This is a story about a straight girl that is desperate for a date and hires an escort to accompany her to a company party. Things escalate from there.
Declarations:
This is fiction. Everything in the forwarded story was generated by my warped mind. No characters or events are real. Any people or events that are similar to whatever is written is simply a coincidence.
All characters are at least 18 years old. Absolutely no sexual encounters in this story include any persons under the age of 18 years old.
This story was developed in my own warped mind and typed out from my own thoughts. I am sure that there might be a similar story out of the millions of other erotic stories on this site and the hundreds of other erotic story sites that you expect me to have read, but that just displays your stupidity. No one with a real life can possibly read every single story on the internet. Still, feel free to flaunt your idiocy by pointing out how my story resembles some other remote, poorly written, and obscure story on some obscure site that hasn't been updated in the last 10 years.
Captain Obvious here. For those of you in Rio Linda and other enclaves of liberal thought, this story that my good friend has written is intended for entertainment purposes only. Yes, I know that you have no sense of humor and only see things as being offensive but try to read this in the spirit of entertainment in which it was written. Perhaps you can use your sense of suspended reality, much like you do while you call for defunding the police, then are horrified when you experience a home invasion and find that the police are defunded, so that there are no longer the necessary police officers available to respond to your call. Anyway, if this subject matter offends you, what the fuck are you doing reading something in this site in the first place?
The Escort:
"I don't know what to do, Nan." I cried. "The Christmas Party is in three days, and I really need a date for it."
"Come on, Sis." My older sister, Nancy, replied. "Seriously, how bad would it really be to show up alone? It's just an office Christmas Party, after all. Lots of single people go to those alone. I used to do it all the time before I met Brad, and I have to tell you, it was usually a lot more fun than it is with a date."
"But that's just it. I'll be spending all my time fending off their advances instead of working on the Partners to keep me on as an associate, then eventually become a Junior Partner in the firm. Besides, the Senior Partners here are kind of old-fashioned and think that having a steady relationship helps their employees stay grounded and keeps them from burning out. They're very family oriented here. Even the same-sex lawyers pretty much need to have a steady partner to move up in the firm."
"Look, Gail, you are a young, beautiful, intelligent, articulate woman. I'm sure that you can get a date for that evening just by batting your eyelashes at anyone you choose. I don't understand why you are making this so hard on yourself."
"Nancy, you know I'm not like that. I just can't do casual relationships. Besides, what happens when one of my bosses starts asking questions about our relationship? How would that look when they find out that we aren't really even dating? It would be even worse to have them know that I brought a one-night-stand to a company party. Even worse, what if he doesn't even know the difference between a Merlot and a Cabernet Sauvignon? What if the only subjects he is even remotely knowledgeable about are football and NASCAR? I need someone sophisticated that can hold their own in conversation with my bosses. The guy would need to be an Oscar worthy actor to pull this off."
"OK, OK, Fine. I still don't see what the big deal is. It's only one Christmas party. You could always just tell them that your boyfriend is out of town that night." Nancy offered. "Unless..... No. Forget it."
"What? What are you thinking?" I insisted.
"No. It's nothing. Definitely not what you should do."
"Tell me! I'm desperate here."
"You really don't want to do this. Forget I said anything." She replied.
"Nancy! You can't do this to me. You have an idea, and you need to tell me!"
She huffed in annoyance, then finally gave in.