"I bet he has a big dick."
I choked on my lemonade. "What?!" I knew Candace like to voice her opinion, but I wasn't expecting that.
"He probably has a big dick. It would make a lot of sense," She said nonchalantly adjusting her white bikini top accentuate her tan skin.
I set my drink down and looked at her. I lowered my sunglasses to let her see my stern, green eyes. "What do you mean?"
She sighed. "The way you describe him. It just sounds like he is packing. Do you think anyone can see us right now?" She started looking around the backyard.
I removed my sunglasses completely. "How do I describe him?"
She stands up still looking. "Like a fucking stud. I think the fence is high enough. I don't think anyone can see us."
I was utterly confused. "What are you talking about?"
She looks at me. "I want to tan nude, Jenn. I hate tan lines and I don't want any peeping Toms. Do you mind?" she asks not waiting for an answer as she unties the string around her neck.
"No. About James: How is he a stud?"
Her bikini falls and her tits are completely exposed. I had always been jealous of them. She was a full D-cup, perky, and her natural tan, it just wasn't fair. "Everything about him sounds like a stud." She takes of the rest of her top and lets it slowly fall off her fingertips to the side. "I think the left is a little bigger than the right," she says cupping and lifting her beautiful bosom. "What do you think?"
I was getting annoyed. "They are perfect as always. Can you stop playing with them and talk to me, be more specific. What is it that makes him a stud?"
She let them go and stares at me. Her brown eyes matching the few freckles sprinkled across her nose only a few shades darker than her skin. "Where to begin?" She says playfully as she lies back down. "You say he is confident, but not cocky. He doesn't try too hard. He isn't overcompensating. He doesn't need to because he has a huge fucking dick." She lifts her hips into the air. Her beautiful booty barely making it off of the seat and slides her bikini bottoms towards he knees. "You say he is funny, but not over the top. He doesn't force anything; it just seems natural. He just says what he is thinking without any fear because he is sure of himself because he has a huge fucking dick." She lifts her legs in the air in a surprisingly sexual manner, straight up, and slowly slides her bottoms all the way off. "You say he is in shape, but not a muscle bound asshole. He doesn't need to be. He doesn't have to overcompensate because he has a huge fucking dick." She spreads her legs and straddles the chair. "You say he is laid back and never seems rattled or nervous. He is always sure of himself. Why is he sure of himself?"
"Because he has a huge fucking dick!" I squeal a little too excited and almost jumped out of my seat. I surprised myself. That wasn't like me at all. I am a good girl. I've always been proud of that.
She laughs. "Now you get it." Looking back towards the clear blue sky she says, "Oh, my God! That breeze feels amazing on my pussy." She begins moving her hips in slow circles to let the breeze make full contact. I notice she is completely shaven down there. Seeing her naked body was intimidating. She was perfect. Like a walking sex goddess. Her dark brown hair messily laying on the head of the chair, and just a few drops of sweat on her flat, sexy stomach. Her long, tan legs connecting seamlessly to her tight round ass. I have spent many hours wishing I looked like her. She stops and catches me admiring her body. "Why don't you get out of that, too? No one is looking." She smiles dangerously.
"I just...I um...I don't really see the point. I mean I have been tanning just as long as you this summer and all I have managed to do is get sunburnt twice." It was true. My Irish heritage made it impossible for me to tan. "Alas, I guess I will always be a pasty ginger."
"Just take your clothes off and don't make me do it for you." I wish I could have the confidence she does to just tell someone to get naked like that. I don't know why I was doing it, but I slowly stood up and got undressed. I untied my yellow polka-dotted bikini and laid it on the ground next to me, not nearly as sexily as Candace had. My B-cups looked like a child's compared to Candace. I hated comparing the two of us. She won in every way.
"I wish I was as tiny as you," she states. Is that a hint of jealousy in her voice? Why would she be jealous of me?
"What?! Are you kidding me? I would kill for your body." I started to gain a little confidence leaning over and rhythmically removing my bikini bottoms.
"Yeah, but you are so skinny. I wish I was as skinny." It was true. Even though Candace and I were the same heigh: about 5'4". She out weighted me by 20 lbs, although, it was all ass and tits. Soaking wet, I was 105 lbs after lunch.
"I would take 10 pounds from you if you could put them in my tits."
"What you talking about? Your tits are fine," she said almost as if it was rehearsed.
"They are so small next to yours."
"They are not small!" I could tell by the way she looked away she didn't really mean that. "Well, James seems to like their size at least, doesn't he?"
I giggled like a schoolgirl. "I don't know."
"What do you mean 'I don't know?'"
"Well, he hasn't seen them yet," I say honestly and a little coy.
She sits up in surprise. "What, you two haven't fucked yet? How many dates has it been?" She seemed so interested now.
"Two. Tonight will be three."
"FUCK HIM ALREADY!" She was adamant. "You have a guy who is probably hung like Zeus, and I bet you are just talking about how many cats you want to have when you get married, and the exact color of the fence in the front yard, and the names of your 2.4 children. Fuck that, Jenny! Fuck him!"
I felt my skin going red. I can't believe what I was hearing. Well, coming from Candace, yeah, I could, but still that wasn't something you just shout in the middle of the afternoon. "I'm sorry I don't fuck every guy who says I'm attractive like you do. I like to take time. I like to wait until a few dates in."