Oh. Em. Gee. I have to tell you about this amazing girl I met a few weeks back. I'm so excited I have to share it with someone. Ok, once I calm down I'll make a start ...
There's a pub near me that every Thursday night the back room gets taken over by women. I'm not telling you where as we try to keep it fairly quiet and I'm sure you've all got your own special places to go. Anyway, it's just a village pub but it has a nice back room where we can be ourselves and chill out and have fun and a laugh. I admit now up front I'm a lesbian and so are some of the other regulars but not all of them by any means. There's a few out and proud Bi's and sometimes a couple of curious housewives. There's also the occasional straight girl, usually dragged there by some mates after work who come in looking like rabbits in the headlights, but they soon find we're not that scary. Mostly because we aren't. We're not just a bunch of butch lezzers as the locals so sweetly describe us.
It's not a pick-up place but that's not to say that sort of thing doesn't happen. I've managed to go home with a girl a couple of times in the past. Shit! ... I swore to tell the truth when I wrote this ... Ok, when I say a couple of times what I mean is about six or seven, but I haven't kept count. I don't carve notches on my bedpost, I'm not that sort of girl!
How the whole thing started I'm not sure. I wasn't around, and I've only heard the legend. It began apparently when one girl brought a few friends for a girl's night out. They were fed up with the frosty receptions they'd got everywhere else and had ended up here where the landlady seemed not to mind at all. As the weeks went by and word spread more and more women started to turn up. The landlady was even good enough to start putting a 'Reserved' notice on the door on Thursdays. A mate of mine had found out and had gone and she then dragged me along. I've been coming here on and off ever since.
This was the first time I'd been back since I'd met the girl and I went to the bar to get a drink. As I waited I stood closer to the gang at the table and was bombarded with questions.
"Where have you been, Suzi?"
"What have you been up to?"
"Are you with anyone?"
This last question caused one of the girls to comment, "Yeah, last time you were here you went off with that little librarian."
Oh fuck! I was hoping they wouldn't remember. I turned red as a beetroot. My wine had arrived, and I took a large swig. Luckily, just at that moment three other faces appeared round the door which distracted them. I'm sure we've all been in situations where we've chatted someone up, gone back to theirs or yours, fucked them and then regretted it immediately. It doesn't matter whether you're male or female or whichever they are, most of us have done it. It's not anything to be proud of but we've all done it. The difference with this particular girl was that the regret was different. I regretted not having stuck around after, not getting her phone number and not remembering her address. Yeah, it was that sort of drunken night! I only even vaguely remember her name, Linda or Lindi or something like that but ever since then I couldn't get her out of my head.
But back to that fateful Thursday a few weeks back. I'd popped in after college mostly to grab something to eat before heading home. They do a really good burger and chips by the way. I hadn't been in for over a month and I wasn't even sure it was still happening. I stuck my head round the door for a quick look and recognised a few of the old crowd so I went in. When people heard the door squeak open they turned to see who it was, and it felt so nice that most of them broke into warm smiles for me. There was a chorus of, "Hey Suzi, how ya been?" and I felt instantly welcomed. As I stood at the small bar at the end of the room and ordered a drink and something to eat I turned and looked round the room.
Apart from the usual gang there were another four women sat at a side table. One of them was a regular and was a confirmed lez. In fact, she and I had hooked up one night several weeks before and that was one of those 'regret it after' hook-ups. We had a great fuck but about everything else we clashed but she was still always friendly when I saw her on a Thursday night. She was with three friends, one of whom was this dowdy looking girl who seemed very out of place. I wanted to see if I'd changed my mind about the one I'd gone off with, but it soon came clear that I hadn't. So, I started chatting to the others, including this scared looking girl, Linda or Lindi and after a couple of glasses of wine she began to loosen up and she turned out to be easy to chat with.
Ok, call me an evil scheming bitch if you must but I was having fun and to be honest I quite fancied her in an odd sort of way. My burger arrived, and I said I was taking it to another table and why didn't she join me, so we could carry on chatting which we did. Her three friends gave us both some odd looks which she didn't notice. I just poked my tongue out at them and grinned. They grinned back at me, so it was all cool, none of them laid any claim to her it seemed.
So, what was so fascinating about her? For a start she was pretty rather than stunningly beautiful. She wore little or no make-up which I found to be quite charming. She had longish dark blonde hair and a nice face and really lovely green eyes. It appeared that she had come straight from work as she was wearing the almost standard white blouse and black skirt. The blouse was done up to her neck and I could make out very little about her figure. I would bet any money you liked that it was tights and not stockings on her legs. She had sensible flat shoes on. I know I'm not painting a very glamorous picture, but it was what I saw. Fuck knows why I felt attracted to her, but I did. Once I'd eaten my burger, and she'd stolen most of my chips, we had even more wine.
Finally, she announced that she had to go for a wee and stood up and almost fell sideways. I leapt up and grabbed her to hold her steady. I started to lead her out of the room to the ladies, making sure she didn't fall. As we left, her friends laughed and made snide comments, but I just stuck a finger up at them and smiled. I was doing my 'rescue the damsel in distress' act. She managed to stumble into a stall and shut the door on me. I leaned against the wall and listened to the sound of her peeing. At least she wasn't throwing up everywhere. When she came out she staggered to the hand basin. She had to grip it tightly to stay upright.
"I'm sorry, I think I've had too much wine," she managed to mumble through her hair. "I think I should get home." The poor girl was almost in tears and I put a hand on her arm.
"I agree but not on your own. You're in no state to be wandering the streets. Where's home."
"I'm sleeping over at Shona's. It's not far I think."
She was still swaying back and forth slightly and looking a little befuddled. I led her back into the main room and sat her in the first chair I found and then went over to the friends she had arrived with. I asked which one of them was Shona and a dark-haired woman in glasses identified herself. They'd seen me help Linda or Lindi in and wondered what the problem was.