(Note To Readers: This story does not feature anyone having sex. The characters only discuss sex and their relationship. If not for some of the explicit words it could be rated PG 13. If you are looking for something more hard core please don't waste your time.)
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"Why won't you suck my nipples?"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes. I suck yours all the time!"
"But I'm a girl! Of course you love sucking my nipples!"
"But Cindy, why won't you suck mine?"
"Don't be silly, Dan."
"Or play with them?"
"You don't really want an answer."
"I do. I know you don't want to give me a blowjob, but I'm just asking why you won't suck my nipples."
"OK, you asked for it. Because its--- well, its just silly."
"Silly? Why?"
"It's silly and a bit yucky because they are hard and flat and have hair growing near them. Your dime sized unresponsive nipples - it would be pointless for me to suck them or play with them."
"How do you know they're unresponsive? Although they are not nearly as sensitive as yours..."
"How pathetic you are!"
"But I suck yours! I play with yours every chance I get."
"Of course you do. Because that's totally different. Totally. Do I have to spell it out? Mine are soft, large, and sexy, with puffy areola the size of silver dollars. And they are really, really sensitive. They are at the ends of my -- well, my gorgeous tits. Of course you want to play with them, lick them , and suck them. But licking or sucking yours ... that would be ... a waste. I can't believe we're even having this onversation."
"You're just being selfish. Selfish and lazy."
"No I'm not! If you had something to suck - like my nipples - I'd suck them all you want, because it would be fun for me and for you there would be a point to sucking them. I'm not selfish or lazy. It all comes to you being envious of my tits. The issue is breast envy, not selfishness."
"Cindy, I can prove you're selfish in bed. After all, you also won't kiss or lick my neck, shoulders or stomach."
"Are you kidding, Dan! It's the same issue. Your neck, shoulders and stomach are hard and hairy! That's why. I'm not saying you're any grosser than any other guy.
But why do you think that, for formal occasions, girls often dress in a way that exposes their neck, shoulders, arms, and even sometimes their midriff, but guys never do? It's because our bodies are great to look at, are works of art. But your bodies should be covered up! Sorry, but it's the truth. If your shoulders, neck, and stomach looked like mine - hairless, soft and sleek, that would be different. You would wear something that showed them off instead of hid them, and I'd be glad to kiss and lick them all you want."
"But then I'd be a girl! I kiss and lick and your shoulders neck, and stomach, and also your rear, all the time."
"Of course you do. Of course you love doing that. They're exquisite, aren't they? Very kissable, very lickable. This just means that in addition to breast envy, you also envy me the rest of my female body. You have ... well, I don't know the name for it, but you really, really wish you were a girl."
"No its selfishness on your part. After all, I go down on you all the time, but you have never gone down on me."
"Come on - that's just so gross. Would you go down on guy?"
"Me? No. Of course not."
"Then why would you expect me to go down on you?"
"But, but..."
"Cocks are gross, right? Or would you like to suck one while it comes?"
"Of course not. But I go down on you!"
"Because I've got a pussy! A wonderful sexy pussy! Anyone would jump at the chance of going down on a hot pussy because they are so wonderful, almost magical, not gross like a cock. I can't believe that anyone would want to down on a cock, with its ugly, hairy balls. A cock that you pee with, that would come in my mouth! The thought makes we want to puke! No way. But I am doing you a favor by letting you suck my pussy. You love it right?"
"Sure I love it. But plenty of girls like to blow their boyfriends."
"And so do plenty of guys - blow their boyfriends, that is. Why don't you give it a try? Some guy's hairy balls would hit your chin while you have his cock in your mouth, while you blow him! I'd love to watch that!"