I've gotten in the habit of stopping at one gas station during my commute to work. I live in Pennsylvania and work in New Jersey. The gas in Jersey is always a little cheaper, so I buy gas there. The attendants have come to recognize me now. Probably because I stop there around the same time every day, I always give them tips...and because I drive a Mercedes. It's a Mercedes convertible. It's a sweet car that everyone fawns over. I can't really afford it, but I simply
had
to have it, so I've been working my ass off to pay for it. Between the car and my new house, I barely have enough money to take an annual vacation. It's a good thing I keep my vacations pretty simple (usually I rent a car and drive down to New Orleans to hang out with a college friend who moved down there a few years ago).
The job I commute to is not the most prestigious job in the world. I'm the executive assistant for the President of a small accounting firm. The guy I work for is a real nitpicky pain in the ass, but he pays me rather well, probably because I have some graduate school under my belt. I've worked for him for about five years now, so we've developed a nice rhythm. It's rather amusing to see me, a 37 year old, five foot three, pleasantly plump dark-skinned woman taking a 62 year old, six foot two, lean, attractive white male who earns more than five times my salary to task. Everyone in the office loves it when I have to put him in his place periodically. And personally, I think he has a bit of a "mammy complex" since he tolerates it when I chastise him. Anyway, I say there's no point in rocking my financial boat by looking for another job closer to home since this one is working out just fine.
So anyway, I moved out to the Poconos area of Pennsylvania about two years ago because I wanted to buy a house. I couldn't afford to live in the "decent" parts of New Jersey. For those of you who don't know the area, many parts of northern New Jersey became hot commodities for New Yorkers trying to escape the ridiculous prices of the City. But as they moved out to Jersey, the prices skyrocketed there. So, anyone earning a modest living, such as myself, and trying to buy a home, is up shit's creek for the most part. Unless you move to an "up and coming" area like the Poconos. The area where I bought was still considered "rural" two years earlier. It's only recently been defined as a "suburb." What's odd is that I like the area. I'm originally from Philadelphia, and a city girl at heart, but the population in my area is quite diverse (mostly Jews and Italians, but a few blacks and Hispanics also) and everyone is friendly. I've never really lived in a burb, so it's been an experience. I bought the smallest house in the development, only two bedrooms, but it's enough space for me.
Okay, so it's around 6:30am and I'm on my way to work as usual. I always leave early (around 5:30) to try and avoid the horrific traffic on I80. I typically get to work around 7:30am and Michael, my boss, let's me leave around 4pm. As I'm pulling into my favorite gas station, I start to smile. I like the guys on the pumps. They're sweet and most of them have tried to hit on me at least once. That's the thing with Hispanic men, they don't seem to care if you're carrying a little extra weight. I'm a rather attractive woman, even with my size 16 hips. An ex boyfriend used to call me his chocolate chip because of my dark skin color. I have a round face, almond shaped eyes the color of amber, a pudgy little nose and full lips. It was not a face you'd see on a magazine cover any time in the near future, but I received my fair share of attention. I hadn't dated anyone in about three years, however. Not because no one expressed an interest, but because I'd grown bored with the dating scene. I was ready to settle down and get married, but the idea of being some man's wife, and all the social bullshit that went along with that, made my skin crawl. So, I'd pulled out of the dating scene and just decided to enjoy life with me, myself and I for a little while.
Today Juan was pumping my gas. He was flirting with me a little while he cleaned my windshield and I smiled, enjoying the attention. When he was done topping off my tank, I handed him my credit card and prepared to wait for him to run it. I remembered I'd been listening to an interesting story on the BBC and decided to catch up while I waited. So, I turned the ignition key, preparing to hear the engine roar to life...and nothing happened. I raised a brow. This was a $65,000 car and I've only had it for two years. No fucking way there should be anything wrong with it! I tried turning the key again, as Juan was making his way back to me with the credit card receipt, and nothing happened. I felt my chest tighten up just a little. The last thing I need is for anything to be wrong with this car. I have a small cache of money set aside for "emergencies," but I hadn't had a chance to really build up that reserve yet. Something wrong with the car would really hurt me right now.
"ΒΏQue pasa, negrota?" Juan asked.
I tried not to flinch at the term. I used to think they were calling me a nigger, but I found out that 'negrota' was a term of fondness used for dark-skinned people in some Latin cultures. Hey, who knew?
"Fucking car won't start." I bit out, impatient and annoyed.
"Ah really? Lemme try it."
So I hop out and he gets behind the wheel. I'm wondering if his hands smell like gas and weather or not that will fuck up the baby soft leather on the steering wheel. Sorry to sound like a snotty bitch, but did I mention this car was costing me $65,000? My monthly payments were over $1,200! He tried the key and got nothing. Now I'm getting pissed. Who ever heard of a fucking Mercedes dying after two years? I treated this car like it was my child! Ugh! Not to mention Michael had a Board meeting this morning and I had his PowerPoint presentation! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Okay, by now almost every guy at the station had a turn behind the wheel. They had popped the hood and were looking at the engine as if they knew what the hell they were looking for. There was a garage attached to the gas station, but these guys weren't mechanics. Finally, I heard someone say "get the boss." I pulled my leather knapsack from the front seat and reached in for my cell phone. I was about to really fuck up Michael's day so why delay the inevitable? I dialed his home number.
"Evy, what's wrong? You okay?"
I smiled, he could be sweet when he wanted to, but that wouldn't last long.
"Michael, my damn car died at a gas station."
"What? The Mercedes?"
"Yea. And I have your presentation with me."
A moment of silence before, "fuck. Uh...fuck! What do we do?"
I looked behind me, the guys were pushing my car toward the garage. I sighed, "there's a
Starbucks
about 15 minutes from here. They're wireless. If I can get someone to drive me there, I'll email the presentation to you, okay? I'll call as soon as I find out."
"Uh, yea, okay. Why the fuck did you take the presentation home?"
"Michael, you made like a million changes yesterday, remember? I
had
to take it home if you wanted it done this morning."
Another pause and I could hear his brain trying to find something else to bitch and moan about. He couldn't find anything so he sighed, "yea, okay. Call me as soon as you know something, okay?"