TEACHER'S PET
CHAPTER 1: PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE
Georgia was relieved that Quentin didn't show up to the parent-teacher conference. If he had, one of a three scenarios would have played out. Georgia knew this because Delilah was their youngest child, and so she had been to many of these conferences with Quentin.
Scenario 1) He would fall asleep, but not snore.
Scenario 2) He would fall asleep, and snore.
Scenario 3) He would try to impress the teacher. He would do this by going on and on about his ideas about teaching. (Ha! He had taught high school for one year - and barely made it through that year.) Or about what the teacher should do to engage Delilah more in the class. Or about - -
Fuck this
, Georgia thought.
Our divorce is final, he's out of the house, and this PTSD bullshit is not getting me anywhere. It's over. Just hold onto your joy that it's over
.
The door to the conference room - a room that had been a closet until a year ago, when the previous conference room had been repurposed to an art room - opened. Georgia blinked, trying to remember the name of the teacher. She was new to the school so her older kids hadn't had her. Ms. DeWitt, that was it.
"Hi! You must be Georgia's mom!"
My god, she can't be more than 25
, Georgia thought.
And her boobs are magnificent
.
Ms. DeWitt held out her hand for Georgia to shake.
Eyes up here
, Georgia reprimanded herself. She tried to remember what Delilah had said about Ms. DeWitt. She liked her, she was so nice, she gave out suckers as treats. Or was that Miranda's teacher?
Ms. DeWitt sat at the table, shuffling some papers in front of her. She went through the tired rigmarole. Delilah was a great kid, these were her math test scores, this was her improvement, these were her reading scores, this was her improvement, in the spelling program she was on level K which was very good for a first grader, not that it mattered, every kid was taught to her own level.
Oh please
. Georgia thought.
Their ten minutes were up. Georgia hadn't said much of anything. She knew the drill.
There were two more meetings like that during the school year. Each time, Georgia noticed that Ms. DeWitt's breasts were magnificent, chided herself, and then sank into the doldrums of No Child Left Behind test scores.
But Quentin showed up to the fourth and final parent teacher conference. He went with scenario three. The ten-minute meeting stretched into twenty minutes, and was threatening thirty. He veered off track (of course), going into how wrong Georgia had been for demanding a divorce, and how he knew that it had affected Delilah terribly (
not terribly enough for you to spend any time with her
, Georgia thought), and that Ms. DeWitt (but he called her Trish) should do a unit on kids of divorce and how divorce is bad.
Georgia tried to intervene, knowing it would not do any good, once offering a, "there are other parents waiting," and later saying, "Ms. DeWitt doesn't actually make the curriculum." He talked over her (of course). Georgia sank into her chair.
Ms. DeWitt stood up. "Mr. Tanner," she said, "I'm only going to tell you this because I've given my notice that I'm leaving the school at the end of the year for a job I've accepted in another district. What you are saying is completely inappropriate. I'm sorry that you're unhappy with your divorce, but from everything I've observed this year and from what Delilah has confided in me, it's for the best. I suggest that rather than using this conference as an excuse to berate and humiliate your ex-wife, you focus on showing up for your parenting time and giving her a break. I really don't think that spending one afternoon a week with your kids should be that onerous, and frankly Georgia looks exhausted."
Am I dreaming?
Georgia wondered. It was like a blast of pure mountain air had come through the room, blowing away all of Quentin's bad energy.
Quentin, of course, started to protest, and to go into his predictable rant about how Ms. DeWitt needed supervision. "Thank you for your thoughts," Ms. DeWitt said. She stepped past him and opened the door pointedly. She looked out. "I'll be right with you," she said to whatever parents were in the hallway.
To Georgia's surprise, Quentin left. She didn't know what to say to Ms. DeWitt. "I'm sorry," was what came out.
"Don't apologize for him," Ms. DeWitt said sternly. "I need to get on to my next meeting now." Georgia meekly left the conference room.
***
Georgia was enjoying some alone time in the grocery store. Max, her oldest, was watching the younger two. She wasn't sure what she would come home to, but having spent a week on "vacation" with the kids she was desperate for an hour away from them. Day camp would start in a few days, and she would go back to work and her regular routine, and this shopping trip was going to have to tide her over until then.
She had opted for the closer grocery store rather than the nicer one. If she needed to race home the extra ten minutes would matter. And if she didn't, she could spend more time in the produce aisle.
"I'm envious of that mango you're fondling."
Mortified, Georgia put the fruit down and turned to see Ms. DeWitt. "Oh, hi -" she said. "I, um, was shopping for my kids." Duh. Of course she was.
Ms. DeWitt was wearing denim shorts that barely covered her ass. And a plain white t-shirt that had not one single stain on it. "They're real," she said.