Author's Note
Previously on Tales from the Stream...
"The harvester crabs put out the fire and repaired the damage," said Mia. "There are times when they act autonomously without my direction.
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"We're not kidnapping you," said Jade. "We'll get you to the shelter. They'll keep you safe until somebody can come pick you up."
The young woman clinging to Captain Joan sighed. "I... I don't have anybody to pick me up," she said.
"Oh," said Joan. "Oh. Come here."
Atop Jade's shoulder, Reg began tapping with his pincer. Jade nodded. "Mia wants to know how many extra tea cups to put out," she said.
Captain Joan surveyed the group. "Tell her nine."
And now...
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Chapter 23: The Secret Language of Crabs
The language of the birds is said by religious legend to be a divine and perfect communication, a language known by all peoples before the confusion of tongues at Babel, and the scattering of people.
Attributing this language to birds is an error, of course. But in their defense, these scholars were unaware of the existence of harvester crabs at the time.
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In the Black Prince galley
LĂșcia, Amaliya, and Emily stood side by side in front of the counter, with LĂșcia next to a stack of rice cakes, nine high. Reg stood on the counter at the opposite end, next to an empty platter.
LĂșcia reached over to pick up a rice cake from a stack on her left. In her right hand, she held a pouch labeled Emergency Ration 500mL, with Marmite scrawled below with felt tip pen. LĂșcia squirted a dollop of brown goo from the pouch onto the rice cake. She handed it off to Amaliya.
Using the butter knife in her right hand, Amaliya swirled the Marmite around the circumference of the rice cake, covering it to the edges. She paused to examine it for a moment, turning the rice cake this way and that, and then handed it off to Emily.
Emily accepted the Marmite covered rice cake in her left hand. With her right hand, she dipped a spoon into a bowl half-filled with diced cucumber, tomato, onion, with bits of chopped mint and parsley. She pulled forth a heaping spoonful and mounded the mixture in the center of the Marmite covered rice cake. Emily placed the spoon back in the bowl and laid the finished rice cake on a platter to her right.
Using a pincer loosely encased by two fingers of a nitrile glove, Reg arranged the rice cake on the platter with the others. As he turned his eye stalks to Emily, Reg began tapping and scratching at the table, pausing every now and again.
"I'm sorry, Reg, I don't understand Morse," said Emily.
Reg poked at the rice cake and began tapping and scratching again. He turned to Emily and pushed himself up on his frontmost legs.
"Sorry," said Emily. "Maybe Captain Jade can help?"
Reg threw his pincers in the air and rolled his eye stalks.
Emily shrugged and turned her eyes to LĂșcia at the other end of the galley counter.
LĂșcia pulled another rice cake from the stack, baptized it with brown goo, and handed it to Amaliya. Amaliya slathered the Marmite to the edges and handed it off to Emily, waiting with her spoon. The assembly line continued until the platter was stacked with seven completed rice cakes.
As the eighth Marmite covered rice cake reached Emily, she scraped her spoon against the bottom of the bowl to gather the last vestiges of salad to place on top. Amaliya paused, holding another half-completed rice cake in her hand, as Emily stared at the empty bowl.
"Hold on," said Emily, holding her index finger in the air. "I'm out of salad."
"You can skip it on mine," said Amaliya. "I already had some."
"You already had some?" said Emily. "These are for our guests."
"Just the salad."
"You just ate the salad?" Emily frowned.
"You know my feelings on Marmite," said Amaliya.
"Your feelings on Marmite have thrown off the whole recipe."
"You may have the salad from my portion," said LĂșcia. "I too have already sampled."
Emily put her hand on her hip. "Et tu, LĂșcia?"
"With a bit of bulgur wheat, it makes a fine tabbouleh."
Amaliya turned to LĂșcia, cocking her head. "You know how to make tabbouleh?"
LĂșcia nodded.
"Why am I just finding this out now?" said Amaliya.
"I didn't know you liked it."
"Like it? I love tabbouleh."
Reg turned his eye stalks to the trio and began tapping and scratching at the counter. No one noticed.
"Now that I know," said LĂșcia. "I will be sure to inform you next time I make a batch."
"Thank you." Amaliya leaned in and kissed LĂșcia on the cheek. "You're the best."
Reg threw his pincers in the air again, this time turning a tiny circle as he cast glances at the three women in turn. Finally, he reached out with a gloved pincer to tug a rice cake from the platter.
"All those granola bars I ingested," mumbled Amaliya, "and LĂșcia knows how to make tabbouleh."
LĂșcia shrugged.
"That's great. We all love tabbouleh. But we still only have eight rice cakes," said Emily, pointing at the platter. "And there are nine guests to feed."
"Seven," said Amaliya.
"No," said Emily, "there's nine girls."
"Right," said Amaliya. "I meant seven rice cakes."
Emily stared at Amaliya with her lips pursed. She turned her gaze back to the platter. Emily chewed her lip for a moment. She poked at the air above each rice cake as she mouthed numbers. "Seven. Huh."
Amaliya nodded.
LĂșcia picked up another rice cake from the stack and placed a dollop of Marmite in the center. She handed it off to Amaliya. "Perhaps we could ask Reg if he would chop some more vegetables," said LĂșcia.
Emily heaved a sigh. "I swear there were eight." She looked around. "Reg, have you seen... Umm... Where is Reg?"
"He was just..." Amaliya looked around the galley. "Hmm..."
"Look," said Emily, pointing at a small bit of diced tomato just on the other side of the doorway.
Amaliya walked over to the doorway and picked up the piece of tomato. She held it between her finger and thumb as she turned it over. "Interesting."
"And there's parsley," said Emily, pointing to the floor again. "Right there."
"It appears we have a mystery." Amaliya stood rubbing her chin. "Reg has been abducted."
"I don't think it's a mystery," said Emily. "I think Reg made off with our rice cake."
"Why would he do that?" said Amaliya. "Harvester crabs don't eat... do they?"
"Another mystery," said LĂșcia, grinning. "The game is afoot."
"Seven. Seven rice cakes." Emily threw her hands in the air. "What are we going to do with seven rice cakes and nine girls?"
* * *
On board the station, in Mia's meadow
Eight young women sat on the grass forming an arc around Mia's command and control interface. Mia was adorned with her fraying straw hat and Hawaiian shirt woven of wildflowers. The women were dressed identically in coveralls emblazoned with Takahashi-Ono, Agricultural Sciences over the left breast.
Each woman held a flower, pinched between finger and thumb. Occasionally, one of them would raise the flower to her lips and pretend to drink. Aidoru stood in front of the group, next to Mia.
"Let's try it again.
"This time with call and response.