Thanks to Estragon for his hard work copy editing. Thank you for your votes, comments and feedback! I'd also like to dedicate this to the Lady it was written about. It is a true story and I'm told I did get very effective revenge.
She has been flirting with me for years. I've given it my best shot, crashed and burned, then backed away. She's married, and though she keeps saying she's going to make the break she never has. I gave it a shot when she told me she was going to get a divorce, but she hasn't and I am not about to do more than flirt until she is free. I've tried not to flirt but she flirts with me; and try as I might I just cannot resist her evil magic. The thing is, she always just seems to know how to get to me and she's good... I mean really good at it.
Case in point, it was a record- breaking temperature kind of day. Down here that means 100+. I'd spent hours driving my father around for various appointments in town, and had stopped on the way home to get a cold drink.
When she brought the order out the first thing I saw was her bare legs approaching beneath the order board, and I made the comment, "I'd know those legs anywhere."
After all I'd spent many an hour daydreaming of having them thrown over my shoulders or wrapped around my head while I did my best to wring every last possible orgasm from her. Pleasing her for hours on end, not stopping until she begged and pleaded and finally shook uncontrollably.
Her simple reply sent me reeling. The temp was 105 in the shade and she comes out with two words.
