Thanks to
@THBGato
for proofing and suggestions.
This is the first of a set of stories connected with the wedding of Kayla and Anita, and involves many of the supporting cast of
Mentor
and other tales. You
shouldn't
need to be familiar with anything that's gone before to appreciate this story.
tl;dr:
Kayla and Anita are engaged. Tiff and Allison are the maids of honor. Heather is a friend of all parties.
Beyond that, I don't think background is important, but if you want to catch up, head to
my page
when you're done for the suggested reading order.
Though most recent stories of mine in this sequence have been relatively serious romances, this one is just a romp. I hope you enjoy it.
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Spa Day
There's something about eating breakfast outside that's especially refreshing. When the air is cool but not chill, the sausage is spicy, the fruit plate includes pineapple so fresh and tart it leaves grooves on your tongue, the coffee is hot and plentiful, with rich cream and brown sugar, and you're sitting outdoors with friends, it's perfect. There's an energy that infuses you, makes your arms want to swing, your legs to run - just as soon as you have another coffee, or sausage patty, or pineapple slice. After all, you
are
here to relax.
Unfortunately, it's going to be a day relaxing on my own. That's a problem with a lesbian wedding. There's a single party for everyone. No bachelorette / stag. So most of the participants - at least those who are coupled up - remain coupled up. I'm sitting with my friends Nyssa and Hannah, but they're a couple, like virtually everyone else, and I don't want to spend the day invading their privacy. I've booked a spa package through Tiff, the maid of honor - well, one of them - and I'm sure they have similar plans.
Hannah currently has a very strange look in her eyes.
She's not looking at me, she's looking over to a pair of women at one of the farther tables.
"What's going on?" I ask, glancing back at her.
This attracts Nyss's attention, and she also follows Hannah's gaze. "What the hell?" she asks.
"I know, right?" Hannah says. "My ex-girlfriend seems to have an older twin."
"You can't have an older twin," I say.
They both look at me, and I realize Hannah was using
irony
. I'm not usually so bad at recognizing it, but Hannah's sneaky, and sometimes I have a little trouble with nuance. "Sorry," I say. "That's Heather, right?"
I see what she means about an older twin. The other woman looks to be in her mid-thirties, but from here she looks like Heather drawn to a larger scale. Her hair may be a squidge closer to ginger than Heather's auburn, but very close. The shape of her face is the same. Her features look like Heather's, at least from this distance. She has to be six foot tall, with broader shoulders and wider hips, but if she isn't Heather's older sister, I'll eat my... well, no, I'll need my hat when the sun gets a little higher in the sky, and I'm not giving up any other item of clothing, as cool as the air currently is. Anyway, that's her older sister, I'll swear to it.
"Heather doesn't have family," Hannah says. Do vet studies include mind-reading? "At least, she's no-contact with them. They excommunicated her from their church."
"She sure looks like family," says Nyss, voicing my thought.
What she is, sister or not, is oh my fucking God hot. Jesus Crust on a bagel I'd like to get my hands on... uh, I mean, I'd like to get to know her. I dig into my purse to find my prescription sunglasses. I should already be wearing them; I'm already squinting against the light just to see the Heather twins, but trading my regular glasses for them now will help prevent Nyss or Hannah from seeing my eyes bugging out of my head like Wile E. Coyote finding a new Acme delivery. I have to assume she's with the bachelorette, since she's clearly connected to Heather
somehow
, and Heather's a bridesmaid.
The three of us aren't bridesmaids. We're here because the happy couple opened the party up to friends, and because the deal Tiff negotiated for this weekend was surprisingly good. The mystery goddess with Heather isn't a bridesmaid either. I don't know any of the bridesmaids well, but I do know who they are, and why are they looking at us?
Why are they looking at
me
? Thank Loki I already put my sunglasses on, so they can't see my reaction to their gazes. And now Heather's leading the super-Heather toward our table.
"Hey, Hannah," says Heather. She always has a soft smile for Hannah. They didn't work out as a couple, but they each seem to have a lot of love for the other. "Hi Nyss. Hi Diana. I'd like to introduce my aunt, Monica. Monica, Hannah's going to be my bridesmaid next year. Nyss is her girlfriend, and Diana works with both brides. For this wedding, I mean, not ours."
Monica shakes my friends' hands. When she takes mine, her hand lingers a little longer, and her eyes take more time skimming over me than they did with the other two. Or maybe time just slows when she looks at me. I couldn't say either way. I'm lost in her eyes. Closer in, I see that they're more green than her niece's.
"So," Heather says, looking at me, allowing me to break away from the hypnotic green eyes. "You booked the luxury spa package, Diana?"
"I did," I agree.
"So did Monica. And Tiff decided that since most of the packages were couples, she'd put you and Monica down as a couple, then failed to tell anyone."
"Oh, God, that's Tiff," I say. "She didn't add the extra for the romantic package with rose petals, did she?"
"Even Tiff has limits," Heather says. Her aunt is giving her a hard stare. "You'll understand when you meet her, Monica," Heather adds. "I'm sure she didn't want either of you getting bored. The couples package does include champagne, though."
"I'm okay with that," I say. I'm okay with being partnered with the divine Monica, too.
"Yeah," agrees Monica. "I'm okay with a couples package, too. I read the menu before I chose. They recommend the couples packages for mother and daughter or friends, it isn't solely a partner package."
Her voice is bronze, deep and musical. She does sound like her niece, but in a range half an octave lower and more resonant.
Not that I'd complain if it was a partner package. Damn.
Of course, she's probably straight.
"Yours starts at ten," Heather says. "Margot and I have a massage booked at ten thirty. We're going to swim first, if you'd like to join us."
It's still a little cool for swimming, but it won't be soon, and using the pool sounds good.
"We're going to take a ride into the mountains," says Nyss, "and then we're going to play a round of golf. Our appointment is tomorrow, so we won't see you until the evening."
Hannah leans toward me and whispers, loud enough for everyone to hear, "Mini golf."
"Hey, it's a full eighteen holes," says Nyss.
"I'll see you in the pool," Heather says, then heads back to where she had been, leaving her aunt with us. A waiter approaches to ask Monica if she wants coffee. She accepts. He gives her a cup, fills it, then tops up mine.
"Have you eaten?" I ask.
"Not yet," Monica says. "You know, I don't want to hold you all back.'
"I'll come with you to the buffet," I say. "I want more of this pineapple. If Nyss and Hannah want to get started they don't need to wait for us."
"Soon," Hannah says. "We're not quite done yet."
"She doesn't call you aunt," I observe, as we walk through the open glass doors to the buffet.
"Heather? She was a stranger to me until last year. We decided it was easier to try being friends than relatives. We never met when she was a child, and I'm only thirteen years older than her, so we're both adults together. She doesn't need an aunt."
"I think you just gave your age away," I say.
"I don't care. I'm thirty-eight."
"I'm thirty-two," I say. "I thought I was going to be the oldest here."
"Sorry to disappoint you," Monica says, loading up her plate with sausage and bacon. I just pick up two pineapple slices, but I've already made one trip. "At least this Tiff didn't pair me with one of the teenagers." Her lips quirk. She knows they're well out of their teens, but thirteen to fifteen years is a gap.
We're halfway back to the table now. I see the friendly waiter has topped up my coffee. "I hate to disappoint
you