Foreword
Hi, it's me again, Charley, ready to (hopefully) conclude the tale of my fortnight in Lanzarote. I say "hopefully" because I initially intended to tell all over thirty minutes in the airport departure lounge . . . and here I am, several months later and only just into the second week.
There again, after a quiet first couple of days, I did have an awful lot of girl-on-girl sex.
No make that an awful, awful lot.
For anyone who missed the three earlier stories I'll briefly recap.
Officially called Charlotte I am always known as Charley and proudly identify myself as a 31-year-old lesbian. Sadly, I cannot claim my gold star. Yes, back in my ignorant youth, I experimented with guys and did enjoy intercourse. I had close female friends too, however, and eventually experimented with quite a few of them.
What a revelation! Once I'd tested the water I wanted more and more. Guys haven't had a look-in for over a decade now. Never say "never" but I've little inclination to try one again. Girls will do for me up until I'm old and grey.
Well, with one notable exception, girls will do for me.
I am, by the way, a vet; a junior partner at a practice in my home town of Keighley. My years away at uni passed in a whirl of (mostly female) thrashing naked bodies and limbs. Yes, I was into casual sex in a big way. I carried on doing casual back in West Yorkshire too.
But for some crazy reason I hooked up with The Bitch I Refuse to Name.
What an utter cow!
Two whole years of her exclusively, her and no others at all! Two whole fucking years!!
Then she got head-hunted and accepted a high salary job in America. I was invited to tag along as an afterthought, advised that I wouldn't have to work and could play the part of "homemaker".
Homemaker my ass! I had no intention of being a kept woman and besides, I loved my work and had made friendships with the practice's regular clients, both animal and human. The Bitch made it clear she was going with or without me. Strong words were exchanged and off she went, never to be seen again.
Or so I sincerely hope!
Here's where I admit that the break-up upset me more than I realized. I thought I was routinely going through my daily working duties but my senior partner, Dianne, pulled me aside and asked what was wrong.
Now Dianne is older than me but seriously sexy. If only she wasn't married with kids . . .
But that's me all over. If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any at all.
Anyhow, I told Dianne about the split and, for once pulling rank, she ordered me to take a fortnight off abroad. Being obedient at heart I got on the Internet, looking for cancelations, determined to run back to my wicked, casual ways, wishing Dianne was coming with me . . . and not just on an aeroplane.
Yes, yes, yes; if dreams were horses, eh?
After arriving on the island on "Brit Thursday" I spent the first couple of days swimming, sunbathing and chatting up barmaids and waitresses. There were lots of nice barmaids and by day three I began to get responses. And that was just as well because by then I'd masturbated most of two nights away.
It was nice to find someone to tend kitty-kitty for me. My fingers and wrists were starting to suffer from repetitive strain.
There again, five hours a session might have been overdoing it a bit.
Anyway that is all your getting for now. I will be referring back to individual girl-on-girl encounters as we go. If you want nitty-gritty details the first three yarns are still there on this very site, waiting to be read.
Look out for "Holidays in the Sun", "More Holidays in the Sun" and "Best Ever Holiday in the Sun".
And yes, my dad was a big Sex Pistols fan in his (much) younger days.
Meanwhile we are re-joining the action on Saturday evening. At the time I'd just had my first ever all-girl threesome with Carla and Lottie from Birmingham. That had accounted for Friday night. Then they took turns to have me individually, accounting for most of Saturday morning and afternoon, with Carla going first.
Yes, Carla first but only to be followed by a lonesome Lottie, who went at me like a whirling dervish. No, make that like a crazed rock star on coke . . . or maybe like a totally crazed person, full stop. My word, that strap-on of hers! Eleven inches, I kid you not!!
And, regardless of my only-too-willing submission, they were both still keen for encores.
Yet my social diary was full. In fact it was bursting at the seams. No rest for the wicked, eh?
Maybe I shouldn't have been so wicked. Or maybe I wasn't being wicked enough.
Go figure.
Making hasty apologies, out of Lottie's clinging arms, I made haste to my own quarters, expecting an important visitor shortly after eight . . .
Chapter One
I made it to room 417 with ten minutes to spare, briefly considered a change of clothes and dismissed the idea out of hand. Clothes would be coming off in no time at all, wouldn't they?
Then, as I double-checked the time on my mobile, my stomach rumbled.
Oh bother. I'd had a snack earlier but my stomach had become accustomed to very large Argentinian steaks, and I hadn't had one for a day or two; that glaring omission needed rectifying, and soon.
'Come on,' I said when I opened the door to Estela's soft rap, 'I'm going to wine and dine you.'
Estela was bearing a chilled bottle of white wine. She ran the hotel's general bar. I normally passed the day at the poolside bar, leering over the lovely Maria and every evening at the hotel's indoor bar, leering over Estela.
Leastways I did when I wasn't busy fucking and being fucked. Just lately I hadn't seen very much of her.
That was a pity because she was a sight worth seeing. In an earlier story I said she was a Hispanic beauty and favourably compared her to Penélope Cruz. Trust me; if anything I undersold her amazing good looks.
'I don't want wining and dining,' she objected. 'I want to jump into bed with you.'
My tummy rumbled again, louder than ever. Hearing it, Estela giggled.
'Okay, okay,' she said. 'I couldn't possibly put up with that din all night. Let's go somewhere close and dine you rather than me.'
Delighted she showed no concern about being seen out with a tourist. I put the bottle of wine safely in the sink (full of cold water, naturally) and, shutting the door to 417 behind us, offered her my arm.
Matey-matey or what!
'I know just the place,' I assured her.
*****
With the benefit of hindsight the Argentinian steak house could have been a big mistake. I was due to have sex with one of the waitresses on Sunday. Reservations did cloud my fuddled brain when I saw the large wooden cut-out of a steer swaying in an almost non-existent breeze. But by then it was way too late. Estela had already expressed appreciation of my choice, saying it was the best eating house in the Canaries, if not all of Spain.
Gulp. With my heart in my mouth I took her inside, passing under an enormous pair of bull horns over the door; horns big enough to eviscerate if not break a victim in half.
Trust my luck! Camila materialized in front of us instantly.
'Charley,' she said in greeting, 'and Estela from up the hill. Table for two, is it?'
As it happened we got my usual table out on the terrace; one big enough for four people or more. And it had the usual RESERVADOS sign on it.
'I'll get wine while you study the menu.' Camila laughed. 'Well, while Estela studies the menu. You'll be going for the same as ever. Is it Pinot noir?'
I glanced at Estela, wondering if she was exclusively blanco, but thankfully she smiled and nodded.
'Pinot noir it is,' I said to Camila. 'And make it a litre to start with.'
I watched her sashay back into the restaurant. She was undeniably hot and I was eagerly anticipating Sunday. She had me on edge, however. Her easy acceptance of me out with another woman was, to say the least, unsettling.
Come to that she kept on being unsettling throughout our meals, and yes, I did go for the same as per always: the unparalleled Big One.
That's right; Estela chose a lady-like steak while I went for one that was far larger than the ginormous plate it came on. And the pace of life at that establishment was not pressing. If you'd finished eating but still wanted more vino all you had to do was ask. Consequently we were well into our second litre by the time I went back inside to use the Banos de Damas.
Not that I really needed to. I can drink five or six pints of ale before needing to pee (being a Keighley lass and all that). Three glasses of red, albeit quite large ones, didn't really affect me. No, I wanted to "accidentally" bump into Camila, well away from Estela's inquisitive ears.
Guess what; I bumped into her in the corridor outside the washroom, well away from anyone's ears, be they inquisitive or not.
'I know you're here on holiday,' she said in that perfect English of hers. 'And I know you like girls of all shapes and sizes. Not that I'm saying tonight's girl isn't startlingly attractive; I've fancied her for ages. I just didn't know if she played the same sort of games as you and me.'
'I won't go into great detail,' I replied. 'But I'll give you a short summary tomorrow, when we meet up for breakfast, before we head off for that deserted beach.'
'We're still on, then?'
'Too bloody true we're on,' said I, unconsciously mimicking my Australian uncle. 'I'll die if you stand me up.'
'I'll be there,' she said, patting my hand, 'there and ready for some nuddy sunbathing.'
At that I shook my head. Like most people on the island . . . those involved with tourism, anyway . . . Camila's command of English was excellent. Yet here she was, using Australian terms as if she used them all the time.
Nuddy, for God's sake! Try as I might I couldn't imagine Puerto Del Carmen getting too many visitors from under The Southern Cross. So where on earth had she produced that one from?
From an old Paul Hogan movie involving large knives and crocodiles, perchance?
At this point I'm tempted to compare her command of my language with Carla and Lottie's. But I'm not going to embarrass the girls from the West Midlands. Not after their sterling contribution to the second week of my stay.