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Chapter 1: An inheritance
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"How does it feel to finally inherit your family fortune?" asks Wendy, my wife for the last nine years.
My grandfather Mycock had outlived my father by ten years. According to grandfather's will, the bulk of the Deans family fortune now passes to me. Strangely, I don't think my father ever wanted to own the wealth that generations of my ancestors had accumulated. My father and grandfather had barely tolerated each other. The loss of my father in a catastrophic fire ten years ago was a tragedy that affected all of our family, with the exception of grandfather Mycock who barely mourned him at all. Even the medal posthumously awarded to my father for saving dozens of lives at the expense of his own, meant nothing to my grandfather.
"I don't think it has sunk in at the moment," I reply to Wendy's question. "I never realised how much was involved."
"What about your mothers? How are they treating the news?" asks Wendy when I finish my phone call to Valentina.
"They are pleased for me, and no doubt the money left to them will come in handy. However, they never liked grandfather Mycock because of how he treated my father. It's the reason they didn't make the journey here for the reading of grandfather's will."
Wendy had long ago accepted the fact that I have grown up with two mothers. Valentina is my birth mother, but Isabella has always been my mother in all but name as well. These days the pair are legally married to each other, but they have been lovers since before my father met them. Did their intimate relationship ever bother my father? According to what he told me when I was a teenager, he didn't mind in the least. Perhaps his attitude was a reflection of his own parents' influence over his life. To some extent, my father was a rebel, and he lived an unusual life once he left his parents' home.
"Are you William M. Deans?" asks a young woman, interrupting my train of thought.
"Yes," I reply. "This is my wife, Wendy. And you are?"
"Helen," she replies, handing me her business card. "Helen Forrester. I work for your late grandfather's lawyers, Forrester, Blythe and Rivers."
"And are you the Forrester of the firm's title?" I ask.
"No," she laughs. "That Forrester is my uncle. I'm the firm's media adviser. I'm here to advise you if that's OK with you."
"A media adviser?" queries Wendy. "Why would Bill want a media adviser?"
"You do realise that the press are going to want to interview you," says Helen. "It isn't every day that someone inherits thirty million pounds. You will need to be careful that any skeletons in the family closet are kept well hidden, or they'll be public knowledge in a matter of days."
I understand what Helen is driving towards. I don't doubt that the gutter press will have a field day if they get their hands on all the juicy bits about my father's triangular relationship with my two mothers. A 'ménage à trois,' the French call it.
"We need to feed them enough of the truth without revealing anything of substance," continues Helen. "Perhaps you should think back to everything your parents have ever said on the subject of how they met, and where things went from there. Only then can we cherry-pick what is appropriate for the press."
Helen clearly knows that my parents didn't have a simple boy-meets-girl type of relationship. But how much should I confide in Helen. We've only just met, so I'm hardly going to spill my family history... secrets and all... on the strength of one brief meeting.
"We can stall the press for a few days," says Helen. "Why don't you and Wendy talk with your mothers and decide what story you are comfortable to tell. I'll contact you again at the end of the week."
The next morning, Wendy and I return to Norwich and we go to see my mothers. They are relieved that the bulk of the inheritance has come to me. Unknown to me, they had feared that grandfather Mycock might have disinherited me because of my father's rebellion against his wishes. The specific offence my father and mothers committed was to modify Deans family tradition, and name me William Mycock rather than just Mycock. For centuries the oldest son of each generation has been called Mycock, after a distant ancestor who won glory and wealth at the Battle of Waterloo.
When I explain what Helen had said about the press wanting to interview me, Valentina and Isabella sit down with Wendy and me and tell me the story of how they met each other, and my father. Most of their story I already knew, but some parts are given a new perspective. While none of it is any business of the world at large, I know that the press will want something. Helen insisted that feeding the press the story we want to tell was infinitely better than leaving them to dig deep for some dirt.
Wendy carefully writes everything down as my two mothers spill their tale. Their story starts thirty-five years ago, when my mothers were aged in their early twenties...
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Chapter 2: A chance meeting
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Thirty-five years ago
Valentina, or Val as nearly everyone except her mother calls her, doesn't mind the winter snow when she's sat around a roaring fire looking out at the white wonderland. However, when that same snow disrupts her travel plans, then she feels that she has every right to get grumpy. Being stuck in an out-of-the-way place like East Winch is a disaster... well, at least to Val's mind. She would like to blame her current predicament on her parents and brother, Eric, for insisting that she join them for Christmas and New Year. Her father paid for a return ticket for the coach to Nottingham, and Val's employer, Ted, was happy to give her two weeks leave. Although only 24 years old, Val is a qualified pharmacist, and both she and Ted know that she would be hard to replace if she quit. Consequently, when Val asked for leave with only a week's notice, she had already guessed that Ted would agree.
Val supposes that the Christmas and New Year celebrations went off okay. Nobody ended up in hospital from the family spats that inevitably cropped up during the week long family reunion. If she was being honest with herself, Val would admit that some of those family spats were of her own making. Her overbearing parents have never come to terms with Val being a lesbian. That's even though they probably guessed her sexual preferences long before Val told them shortly after her eighteenth birthday. Val never had a boyfriend while she lived at home, and the numerous sleepovers she had with Raewyn were a strong clue about her sexual leaning. Val learned most of what she knows about sex in the intimate company of Raewyn. Moving away to Norwich at least kept the whole issue of her sexual leaning at a safe distance. It isn't as though her parents are being denied grandchildren. Eric and his wife have already produced two kids, with another on the way.
Of course, Val fuelled her parents ire during this trip by colouring her hair purple, and wearing a studded leather collar and jacket that made her look like a cross between a punk rocker and a biker chick. The large O-shaped earrings matching the O-ring on the front of her collar, did nothing towards winning her parents' respect. It might not have been so bad if the collar and earrings had been ditched after the first day, but Val stubbornly wore them throughout her visit. Which is probably why she's now in this shitty mess.
A prolonged blizzard just before Val was due to return to Norwich disrupted all forms of travel. All flights and trains were cancelled and many roads were blocked. Winter snow always comes as a big surprise in England. On reflection, Val should have listened to the 'travel only if essential' warnings, but Hell would freeze over before she spent any more time with her parents. Val managed to get on a rescheduled coach a day later. The coach was fully loaded and set off half an hour late. It was slow going along the main roads and several diversions along secondary roads were necessary. Eventually the driver was forced to make an unscheduled stop at East Winch due to the worsening conditions. The coach could... perhaps, should... have returned to its last stop at King's Lynn, but the driver chose to stay put in the expectation the A47 road to Norwich would be cleared in a couple of hours. It wasn't. By mid afternoon, darkness was approaching and the driver was obliged to ask the coach company to arrange overnight accommodation for his fifty-two stranded passengers. Returning to King's Lynn was no longer possible as all local roads had been closed for the night due to the drifting snow.
The coach company did their best to find accommodation for everyone. The only hotel in town couldn't take everyone, and priority was given to families and the elderly. Val was among the nine remaining passengers waiting patiently on the rapidly cooling coach. Gradually their numbers reduced as helpful local residents offered spare bedrooms to those passengers whom they feel happy inviting into their home. Needless to say a purple haired punk rocker biker chick didn't convey the impression of a good house-guest. Twenty minutes later, Val is the only passenger still to be billeted.
"I can offer you a bed down at the police station," says the local police officer to Val. "It's fairly basic, I'm afraid, but at least you'll be warm."
"Okay, thanks," replies Val, guessing that she isn't going to get a better offer.