I was grabbing something from my locker in between periods on the following Tuesday morning when someone said, "Ahem," over my shoulder.
Turning around my head I was graced with the sight of Laura's super-cute face as, "Something just happened," she informed me. "I'll be home for the night by six o'clock at the latest. Call me."
At six-o'clock sharp I did. Again seated on my bed in eager anticipation. And Laura seemed just as chipper as ever when she started our conversation with...
"So I got to school a little early today because blah, blah, blah you really don't care anyway and guess who I happened to bump into just as I was entering the building?"
"Miss Welker I'm assuming."
"Correct. The point is I had her alone for just a second and decided to see if everything you told me about her is true."
"Uh oh."
"At least give me some credit for being subtle with things. All I said was, 'Sally says hi.' That was it."
I burst out laughing at that. I just couldn't help it.
"And guess what?" Laura continued. "Miss Welker can run in heels! Must be because she's a former basketball player. She skedaddled right off at a pretty good clip just at the mention of your name without a single glance backwards."
Only half in jest, "I may have to transfer to a different school," I told Laura.
"This late into Senior Year?" she replied. "Virtually impossible. Now start from the beginning and tell me everything."
Which I was more than happy to do. But not until first, "I take it then that you're open to the idea of that certain proposal I made you the last time we talked like this."
With a laugh, "Would we be talking again like this otherwise?" Laura asked in return.
Overjoyed at the news of which, "I'll now ask you the same question that you asked me last time," I offered. "Fully bi or just bi-curious?"
After a few seconds worth of silence from Laura's end at that, "Only mildly curious until the prospect of me possibly being intimate with a woman as great-looking as Miss Welker entered the equation," she admitted. "And I truly thought that the reason for your last call was because one of my fellow cheerleaders had somehow managed to figure out that little secret of mine before employing your services to get me to confess to that fact."
I then brought Laura up to speed on everything by explaining to her in detail what had happened during my three separate after-hours visits paid to Miss Welker's classroom. And otherwise silent while listening to my tale, at certain points during my story however...
"Whoa!" ... "Really?!" ... "Damn!" ... "No you didn't!" ... "Get out!" ... "Wow!" ... "Seriously?!" ... "She didn't say that!" ... "Unbelievable!" ... "Holy smokes!" ... "No way!" ...
After I finished things up with the way I had made my latest exit from Miss Welker's classroom only a few days earlier, "We have to do it," Laura declared. "This is like a once in a lifetime opportunity for us both!"
I felt like dancing.
Trying my best to tamper down my level of enthusiasm however, "This of course means that you and I are going to have to be intimate with one another first. You know. To get Miss Welker's certain attention."
In a thoughtful tone of voice, "I know," Laura replied. "And I obviously don't have a problem with that either."
I held my thumb to my phone's mic and let out a squeal of delight unbeknownst to Laura.
"Might as well get this out of the way now," I said then. "How far do you think we're going to have to take things with one another before Miss Welker might feel like joining in herself?"
Still in her thoughtful tone of voice, "Not sure really," Laura replied. "But we should consider maybe having a practice session just between you and me before anything else. Then we wouldn't be fumbling around without a clue as to what we were doing while trying to seduce Miss Welker."
I again covered my phone's mic with my thumb and squealed out in delight unbeknownst to Laura.
"And I think Miss Welker might appreciate that too," I said then. "Maybe not at first but at least in the long run anyway."
"So now we have a new question to replace your original one," Laura replied. "How far should we take this practice session of ours?"
Funny she should have asked. "Let's just say that I would consider it to be a fantasy of mine come true if you and I were to masturbate together."
Seemingly not fazed in the least at my latest proposal, "I've got this babysitting gig set up for this Friday," Laura let me know. "I'll text you the address later. You can swing by after I've put the little tyke to bed around nine so I can sneak you in. His parents won't be home until midnight at the earliest so we'll have plenty of time alone to do our thing."
Overjoyed at Laura's willingness to go along with my certain idea, "Looks like I've got a babysitting gig of my own lined up for this Friday then," I decided. "At least that's what I'm going to be telling my friends anyway."