Chapter 1.
Small quantities of love-tunnel oil splashed out of my hole; slowly, hotly, meandering down over the taught orb of my lower buttock.
I could see my coral-colored, puckered, bung-hole blinking spasmodically in the reflection of my bedroom-closet mirror; constricting erratically in anticipation of what I was thinking of doing to it. Secrets from my pooh-pooh hole, or love-tunnel are ones impossible to keep under lock. Those two; my cod-hole, and my stink-box hole, why, they always know, long before I do: Thieves in the night, robbing my mind of its intent; stealing unconscious thoughts and sights of out of my imagination, even before I have condemned my shadowy soul, in the very thinking of them - yet...
Chapter 2.
I was at Nordstrom's; the weekend past. Wearing my skimpiest mini-skirt: No panties, of course -- alas.
I feel so--free--when I walk down the street: Carrying my firm buttocks on top of my thighs with me: A bounce in my step: Flipping the skirt up at the back, like an early-spring foal, propelling its tail into the air, as it romps effortlessly about its mother, in a field of their own.
I revel in the feeling of freedom, as cool, breezy, wafts caress my bare buttocks; windy tendrils flowing over tight little buns, like the cool water of Styx on its run, rushing naughty souls down into the cavernous gullet of Hades reluctant -- keel-haul 'em: Gentle currents of air, fanned by rhythmic motions of vibrant steps, and swinging cloth of pleated plaid, flipping up, without a care, exposing grinning mounds; and smiling too, vertical mouth torn in flesh, upon its captive pair under duress; whizzing puffs of mullet and mackerel notions into the air, vaginal cream dripping over my shoe. Pony-tail whipping, sunlight dripping, down over golden locks of hair: Breathless beasts of bra-less breasts dancing wildly inside their nests; a blouse to me and you: Teats rubbing stiffening relentless, over rough, starched, familiar cotton fabric that tempt us, a territory of translucent white weave -- mother of pearl buttons and short sleeved: Everything bouncing, everything whipping, everything fanning in perfect speed, and rhythm, with my choreographic stride; everything swinging, and jiggling, except my, calm, confident interior, and my sultry, sensuous inside.
My torso and mind: They are stable, and steady - solid. They are at my core: Carrying all of my ornaments at the ready -- bouncing in time, and more - stolid.
My ass, my tits, my vulva and my face; I need my core; it is myโSelf: I use it to hang my beautiful persona upon. My core hides under my ornaments. I leave my-Self, in my bedroom, at the door. In a box, after I put on all of my adornments, fir shore.
Chapter 3.
I bounced through Nordstrom's like a rubber ball on a string.
I love popping onto an escalator some three steps up of a hot guy; in pretence of preoccupation, giddy and awestruck by elegance in the surround: Just an innocent sweet little cherub excited to be shopping, at all, on her own, like her mommy does. Yes, so, so, excited--that she forgot to put panties on for the occasion, even.
I bend over at the hip, setting down and picking up, shopping bags; and when I get off at the top, I watch the men trying to walk with that huge thing of theirs swelling between their legs; ripping out pubic hairs by the root, as it engorges, autonomically pumping shots of blood into its flaccid tube, up the flexible rod, into the helmet. Peeling back the foreskin, readying the magenta missile, set atop a thickening, rigid, shaft. A meat-rocket primed for launch. The probe set for possible penetration.
I duck between racks of clothes and wipe the thick creamy fluid running down the inside of my thighs on a sleeve of clothing, or I just go and try on a handful of underwear, and dry my pussy off on lingerie gussets. I smell so sweet.
The sheer power of it makes me tingle all over -- it's a treat!
Chapter 4.
My poor little pooh-pooh hole was still swollen from last night, when my girlfriend, Sarah, and her new boyfriend came over to my apartment for dinner.
Tom wanted to try a threesome, and that was okay with me, and his girlfriend--Sarah; we share her between us. She's such a little bitch, she can never get enough. Tut, tut!
Although I prefer women, I will have the occasional fling, with a guy, just to clean my holes out. Usually I use whomever Sarah has as a boyfriend at the time. We share that way too, but I only do-it with him as long as she is there -- Sarah, I mean: I insist that she lick my pussy and bung-hole dry afterwards. I like it, she likes it, he likes it: We like it!
Sarah's told me about Tom's cock.
Although it is not very long, only about six and a half inches, (we measured it), nevertheless, I swear I have never seen one so thick! It looks like a boa constrictor trying to swallow a purple Ostrich egg.
Sarah trawls the bars, picking up tit-bits of information here and there about the size of men's dongs. Her love-tunnel isn't very deep, but I swear I could get both my feet in her if I tried. Her vulva is like a horse's collar, and more-often-than-not, it smells like one too. I constantly have to remind her to wash it, but it's in use so often, that it's a lost cause I feel. I just don't know how she handles the sheer volume of cumm that comes her way!
Sarah hones in on men with short thick dongs, but when they get tired of her cunt, and start probing her rosebud, well, that's where I come in. I always know when it happens too. I don't hear from her for a week or two, because she's -- "in lo--ve" -- Oh God, Give me a break! Then, out of the blue, she wants to introduce me to her new boyfriend, over dinner -- at my place usually. Bitch!
Over dinner, "The Coke-Bottle Story", just happens to come up in casual conversation! I know then, she has brought her latest concubine over to try and quench his lust for fudge-packing. Sarah's bung-hole is as tight as a crab's ass at ten thousand fathoms, so coupled with her huge clout-hole, and her penchant for enormous dongs, the poor little whore has to become -- creative, if she wants to hold onto her latest beau.
I watch her as she attempts to maneuvers the whole focus of the dinner party around, to meet her own ends. She wants to borrow my bung-hole for the night; to give [it] to Tom; in the fervent hope that this new beau, won't evolve into another ex-beau, as usual.
She's lucky I'm a good friend--and that I just love getting my fudge packed -- but that's totally beside the point! She owes me, and that's that!
Chapter 5.
I'm the very opposite of Sarah: I have the longer, narrow, slender type of love-tunnel, but can get almost anything into my ass-hole.
At a mutual friend's birthday party: We all got a little too drunk, and the games -- well, they, became a little too --naughty -- to...!
Sarah won her game category, by taking a rather large gourd deep into her pussy-hole: Some seven inches in diameter, it was. She didn't bat an eyelid, and I swear there was room to spare.
I won my category, by taking a 2 liter coke bottle all the way up my bung-hole, blunt side first! I came hard the instant it was pushed it into me, and sprayed the lot of them from head-to-toe with my squirting pee-pee hole, before they had chance to dive out of firing range.
It cost me a week's wages in dry-cleaning bills, they were pissed, in more ways than one!
After some considerable coaxing and I do, so, love the coaxing, and a couple of glasses of wine, to boot, I was enticed into showing-off my party trick to Tom after dinner: But not, on this occasion, done with the 2 liter bottle! I didn't want all the cleaning-up in the morning. I had to be at work early, and I always come and squirt everywhere with the 2 liter. So I used the wine bottle from the table instead.
As it happens, I might as well have done the 2 liter one anyway, and raked in the usual applause for it at the end, because Sarah grabbed the neck of the wine bottle sticking out of my bung-hole, and did my ass good and proper with it! OoOoOoOoOW!
It felt so good though, that I just couldn't find the will in me to stop her. In fact I had both my hands grasped tightly around her wrists helping her thrust; I wanted it all the way in me, hard and fast!
I was laying flat on my back in the middle of the floor: Tom holding my legs apart and way-up over my shoulders. Sarah, meanwhile, was pumping away at my ass-hole, with the bottle, like she was making butter the old fashion way.
I came.
...Long, and sure, with a sharp intensity, that opened my urethra wide!