Yeah, so a couple of months back I was at this little diner down in Tucson. It's pretty much a dive, but the girls there are so damned sexy that it's worth it. I always make it my business to stop by whenever I'm passing through town. Unfortunately, the pickings were pretty damned slim that morning. There were a couple of teenage girls, but they looked a little too young, and I don't swing that way. I may be a bad ass biker bitch, but even I have principles!
When the waitress walked by, I slapped her on her nice round ass to get her attention. She wasn't all that great... just a middle aged, small town blonde... but at least it got her attention. She turned around quickly, afraid to look me in the eye. I just laughed and told her I wanted my check now. She didn't waste any time in getting it. For a minute, I thought about messing with her more, but decided that it wasn't worth the trouble.
So I was about to walk out when
she
came in. A single woman, in her early twenties, with the sexiest shoulder length red hair you've ever seen. Fuck, she even had fair skin and freckles. I knew right away when she walked into the diner that I wanted to get a piece of that ass. Well she sat down and ordered something or another, then after waiting for a while, she got up and walked over to the lady's room. I knew that was my chance, so I took it.
I looked around, then got up and headed for the lady's room myself. The little redhead bitch was looking in the mirror, trying to put on her make-up. I don't know why she even bothered though. The woman honestly looked fine enough without her make-up. She looked up at me as I walked in, smiled, and then went back to putting on the make-up. Good thing too, because it meant she didn't see me lock the door behind me.
Satisfied that nobody was going to disturb us, I walked over next to her in front of the mirror. It was cute the way she tried not to look at me.
"So," I said trying to seem nonchalant, "What brings you out this way?"
The redhead just turned around to look at me.
"Excuse me," she said.
"I was just wondering what brought a sexy little piece of ass like you out here to a dinky little shit hole like this?"
She was shocked by that.
"Look," she said, "I'm... I'm not into that sort of thing. I like men! I've got a