My name is Celeste Lawman and I'm a big and curvy, big-bottomed and large-breasted, middle-aged black woman living in the city of Buffalo, New York. I'm the executive director of the Buffalo Center for the Arts. It's a position which conveyed much power and prestige in the past, but now thanks to the recession, my favorite business has taken a hit. As a lifelong fan of all things artistic, I decided to do whatever I could in order to keep the Buffalo Center for the Arts open.
My chief opponent in this matter is Heather Mitchens, a blonde-haired white woman who works as the Director of the State Council on Artistic Resources. I decided to dig up dirt on my opponent, and found out some fascinating things about her. I learned that Heather Mitchens, the bitchy white woman who wanted to shut down the Buffalo Center for the Arts was a closet lesbian. Her husband and family had no idea that she liked to eat pussy. Even worse is the fact that she was having an affair with a young black woman named Joy, a staff member at the State Council on Artistic Resources. I can't stand that bitch so I decided to bring her down.
So I decided to get some information on her. I took pictures of her kissing her sweetie. With that kind of damaging information in hand, I approached her. I had the upper hand now. What's called leverage. You see, when Heather Mitchens and I first crossed paths, we clashed. A lot of people in New York don't think a black woman should be running the arts center of a major city. They think only stuffy old white people should be at those positions. Well, I worked hard to get where I am. So I wasn't going down without a fight. Heather Mitchens is a beneficiary of the very visible and tangible world of white privilege. This bitch never had to work hard a day in her life. And yet she thought she could judge me. Well, now she was going to pay. And pay dearly, I might add.
I approached Heather Mitchens one day when I saw her at a restaurant. She was dining solo. Upon seeing me, she flashed me that fake smile that white women are so fond of flashing at people they can't stand. Jesus, I can't stand those bitches. I sat down across from her, and offered her the folder. She looked at me tensely. I smiled and told her to open the folder. Looking a bit uneasy, she nevertheless opened the folder. Of course what she saw inside shocked her. I savored the look of surprise, fear and shame which crept into her face.
Oh, man. How I savored that look of fear and shame on the face of this usually arrogant white bitch. I smiled and rubbed my hands together. Scowling, Heather asked me what I wanted. I watched her turn red and grinned. Of course she knew what I wanted. The Buffalo Center of the Arts got state funding and remained open. In fact, Heather Mitchens made a passionate plea for the center. Everyone on the state board was really surprised since she was the staunchest opponent that Buffalo's fast growing and deeply artistic African-American and Hispanic communities ever had. Well, let's just say this arrogant white chick had a change of heart.
Heather Mitchens thought I was going to leave her alone. Well, I wasn't letting her off the hook that easily. You see, it wasn't enough that I saved what was dearest to me. I had to destroy my enemy. I wanted to hurt her. Make her feel pain. White women in America have hurt black women like myself more times than I can count. It's time for one of these bitches to get a taste of their own medicine. See what it's like when they're on the receiving end of it. Oh yes. I was definitely going to enlighten Heather Mitchens by showing this privileged white slut what a strong black woman really is.
I summoned Heather Mitchens to my house, and made her a deal. If she agreed to do everything I asked, I would destroy the evidence of her transgressions once and for all. If she refused, I'd make sure her friends, family members and co-workers found out what kind of freak she really was. We live in a very liberal society these days but I don't New York's high society is ready for a wealthy white woman who lives a double life by sleeping with young black women right under her husband's nose. That's the kind of juicy and raunchy stuff that can destroy a career and turn a rich woman's picture perfect life into a nightmare. Of course, Heather was definitely in no position to refuse me. That made this so damn sweet.