I went to the bar with a group of friends and every few minutes someone would see a person she knew who would blend into the fray until I think I knew everyone there by no more than two degrees of separation. One of the women that was two degrees away from me, Stephanie, Steffie, and I hit it off and were riffing on each other's stupid drunk puns and having a good time. At last call, she said she needed to get a cab. She was too drunk, she broke up with her boyfriend three weeks ago and this was her first time out. I couldn't believe she was straight. In fact, I did not believe it for a second. She just didn't realize that it is not only okay to be attracted to women, it was encouraged if that woman was me.
"I live right around the corner," I told her, looking into her drunk unfocused eyes, "you can crash there tonight."
"That's awesome!" she was enthusiastic, "I love to take a walk when I'm drunk and I can pass out at the end of it!"
"Sure thing," I answered, smiling back at her happy face.
On the walk home I told her I liked boys and girls and that I really liked her. She said she was flattered, but that she was straight. I tried to kiss her and she, reluctantly it seemed to me, stepped away and said no thanks she just needed to pass out. She was too drunk. I led her to my bed and gave her a big t-shirt and told her she could pass out there. Which she promptly did. I tugged her shirt off before tying her hands together with a tie left there by a one night stand after a wedding, careful to not make it too tight, and then tethering them to the headboard. It was just as I was pulling her darling pink silk panties over her feet that she started waking up.