Being such a slut in high school had its moments. Passing final exams wasn’t one of them. Jeez, if only I’d known that if I hadn’t tried to seduce every chick in my year I might have remembered some math formulas or one dead poet from another.
My mission in my graduating year was to show the girls there was far more fun being shagged by a les-slut than the inept droolings and pantings of their boyfriends. Ha ha ha if those striplings had an inkling of what their slaggy chicks got up to in my basement they would have permanent hard-ons. Come to think of it, they did, but that wasn’t MY doing.
Anyway I flunked out everything except Advanced Dildos and Digits and Anal Licking/Clitoral Flicking -coz the exam boards didn’t remember to set the practical exams! Ha Ha.
Ma and Pa said I had to make my own way in the world, they had no intention of having a 19 year old lesbian sex maniac clog up the rec room any longer (I’d practically locked myself in there with all the cheer squad and the class valedictorian ‘studying’ the past 6 months). Pity ma sprang me at it the night before the biology final. Mind you, they were cool. Ma’s girlfriends had been coming home with her for years, while Dad just buried his nose in his stock market reports.