"So... I'm gonna be honest, I don't really care about the whole situation with the humans." Sloth was characteristically bored as she spoke, letting out frequent yawns as she spoke. She was still in her pajamas, a nightcap on her head. "So what if they all really like you up there? I don't really get the point, more worship just means more responsibilities."
Pride didn't respond. The phallic gag in her mouth prevented any kind of speech.
"I mean, the rest of you keep yourselves busy playing these stupid games. One person gets power, then another one forms an alliance to usurp them, then someone backstabs someone else, and then somebody else wants revenge, and it never really goes anywhere. Don't you ever want to take a break?"
Pride winced in pain. The harsh clamps on her nipples were starting to get to her.
"Maybe I'm saying this to the wrong person," Sloth continued. "Like, I guess you of all people would be driven. You're always working the hardest. You're trying so hard to impress everyone, and to be honest I don't really know why. I respect it, don't get me wrong! But I also think it's a bit dumb."
Pride tittered about in place, trying her best to remain balanced on her feet. The extreme points of her ballet boots made it rather difficult.
"I keep telling everyone, you're going about it all wrong. You want worship from humans? Be something worth worshiping. Laziness is something to aspire to, it's what everyone wants. I actually think animals have the right idea. Fun fact, most animals spend the majority of their day lying around and doing nothing. Why am I the weird one for trying to do the same thing?"