Now, as it happened, while Tony and Pruitt were tooling around in their Girls Gone Wild van that afternoon, Adele McPherson and Sue Ann Johnson had managed a reconciliation of their own at the Burger King.
The two women were once again alone in the manager's office.
"You don't have to quit," Adele said, wiping a tear from her eye.
"I'm only here to pick up my week's pay," Sue Ann, said before gulping and then swallowing. "You and that, that goddamned cop ... you ... you humiliated me," then she wiped several tears from her own face with her Burger King smock.
"I tell you...." Adele began for the hundredth time, "It was a prank call. Stupid me believed him and . . . ."
"I know," Sue Ann told her, "but all the same, you had me down to my underwear and then you actually . . . and I still can't believe this . . . you sniffed my pussy!"
"Look, sweetie . . ." Adele began.
"Don't call me sweetie!" Sue Ann barked out.
"I'm sorry. I only . . . what I'm trying to say is I didn't mean nothin' by it. Nothin' personal, anyway."
"That doesn't make it right," Sue Ann said, sniffing away the mucus in her nostrils, and not knowing exactly what to do with it, swallowing.
"No, it don't," Adele responded, "and that's why I hope you'll let me make it up to you."
"Make it up?" Sue Ann said surprised. "How the hell can you make up for something so . . . so degrading?"
"Well . . ." Adele said, trying to think faster than her mouth was working. "Um, first off, no one here knows about it."
"Big deal I bet half the town knows by now," Sue Ann said glumly.
"No, I think not," Adele said, trying to reassure the attractive young girl standing before her.
"Hell they don't," the teen replied. "I met Trudy comin' outta Hobie's last night, she laughed in my face. Asked me how I liked bein' searched an' all."
"Trudy did that . . . to your face?"
"Yeah, I wanted to scratch her eyes out, but I can't afford no more trouble on account of being on probation and all, you know?"
"I'm not on probation, or any other shit, Sue Ann. Maybe I'll look Trudy up and knock her on her big, fat ass," Adele said fiercely.
"You'd do that?" Sue Ann said, eyes widening. Her appreciation for Adele was on the rise.
"Hell, yes," Adele told her, and gave Sue Ann a strong hug that Sue Ann had no choice but to return. After they had separated, Adele, somewhat ruffled, asked, "So who was it you think made the call?"
"I don't know. I mean, if I heard his voice . . . well, then I'd probably know, but you was the one talked to him and all."
"Yeah . . ." the older woman mused, "But I didn't recognize the voice. I mean I thought it was the state police and all."
"I'd kick him right square in the balls," Sue Ann snarled. "Fuck probation. I'd kick him right in the balls; show him not to fuck with me."
"Let's think on it, honey," Adele said putting her arm around Sue Ann's shoulders. "Y'all got any old boyfriends might be mad at you?"
"No, I don't have any boyfriends," Sue Ann said glumly.
"Anyone ask you out, and you maybe turned 'em down?"
"Naw, nobodies asked me out . . ." Just then her eyes lit up, and she turned her face to Adele's and blurted out, "That fuckin' Pruett!"
"Pooit?" Adele said, repeating what Sue Ann had just said.
"That little prick, Pruett! Asked me for a blowjob about two weeks ago. Course I turned the bastard down, told him I'd die an old maid first."
"It must be him," Adele agreed. "So what do we do to get even?"
"Get even? I'm not getting even; I'm going to crush his nuts in a vise. I'm gonna cut his dick off with a carving knife and make him eat it," she paused to catch her breath. "I'm gonna . . . ."
"Wait, wait, wait," Adele said interrupting her. "We need a plan," Adele told the agitated teen.
"We? I'm the one got humiliated, thanks all the same."
"You may be the one got humiliated," Adele huffed, "but I'm the one was suckered into it by this, this, Pooit."
"Pruett," Sue Ann said, pronouncing it slowly. "P-R-U-E-T-T."
"I know him!" Adele said. "I know him!"
Both women were ecstatic in their discovery of the villain playing the prank on them. Before they knew what was happening, they were kissing each other. It was a short kiss, and when it was over, Adele returned Sue Ann's stare and said, "We don't want to start something we can't finish here."
Sue Ann met her look dead on and replied, "That ain't gonna happen."
Adele took Sue Ann's head in her hands and pulled her forward. Sue Ann moved into Adele's arms and their lips met again.
Still holding on to Sue Ann's head, Adele pushed her tongue into Sue Ann's mouth, where it was warmly welcomed, for it was the kind of kiss Sue Ann had never experienced, unthinkably soft, and her lips like flower petals, and although Sue Ann's arms came up and held on to Adele's wrists as if to pull them away, she never really used the necessary force to do so.
Sue Ann felt the kiss in her deepest parts, her clit somersaulting as if it had been waiting for this moment. Every pore felt exposed, slow sparks of delight singed her entire body. Each heated breath lashed through her, every searing lick of Adele's talented tongue leaped from her nerve endings to her toes.
Adele finally ended the kiss, took her hands from Sue Ann's face, and wrapped her arms around the girl's neck. Then, she pulled back, leaving her arms linked behind the girl's head.
Sue Ann looked a little dazed. "Wow," she said after a moment.
"Liked that, did ya?" Adele asked, with a greater caution than the younger girl realized.
"A lot," Sue Ann answered. "That was nice."
"You are truly beautiful, you know?"
"Oh, no," Sue Ann gasped, "You are more so than me."
"Ever been with a woman before?" Adele asked Sue Ann, while memorizing the girl's bright white teeth, framed by a pair of gorgeous soft, full lips that were kept moist by her pink tongue.