Author's note: So I haven't done creative writing in a while - and I've never done creative writing about sex so bear with me here! Also I totally wrote this with the help of my vibrator so .. I hope everything is copacetic here. I didn't even re-read it. LOL.
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I want to rent a nice hotel room somewhere in town. I'll let you know when to meet me there and leave a keycard at the front desk for you. When you arrive the first thing you'll notice is that the lights are off and the room is lit by vanilla scented candles with a few rose scented candles as well.
Music is playing quite softly. It's barely audible, but there. A subtle presence complimenting the scents of roses and vanilla. It's downtempo and classical, a non-intrusive piano with little other accompaniment.
It doesn't take too long for you to notice something else - the smell of pizza. Oregano, rosemary, garlic and onion, hot cheese, your favorite toppings .. it all wafts through the room from a box on the table. You smile and shut the door behind you quietly.
There is light coming from the bathroom where the door is barely ajar. You know I'm in there. You take the time to grab a slice of pizza and pour yourself a glass of wine from the bottle sitting in a bucket of ice just behind the pizza. You're like pretty hungry I imagine. After this you stroll to the bathroom door with wine in one hand and pizza in the other then nudge it open with your foot.
As predicted - I am there! In the tub, totally covered up to my collarbone in mountains of bubbles, and also eating pizza. I smile - of course I smile, and I set the crust down on the edge of the tub. I sink down in the water until it's at the bridge of my nose but you can see that I'm still smiling from the wrinkles at the corners of my eyes. You can also see that I'm blushing quite a lot. I seem to be, all at once, shy and obviously wanting. Also very, very playful.
In comic fashion I arch a single eyebrow. It isn't truly seductive as much as it is ironically seductive. I don't need to say anything because we both know we're going to bang like bonobos tonight. Saying anything is ill-advised. Everything I have to say about seduction is corny and crass and better suited for the lyrics of a song by the Bloodhound Gang. I'm trying to be romantic as much as possible. I stay silent and blow a few bubbles. So sexy.
You laugh and sit on the floor across from me to eat your pizza. You're trying to hide it but you're blushing too. Yes, we are definitely going to bang like bonobos tonight.
I move to the edge of the tub and I can't take my eyes off of you. Why does the way you eat pizza turn me on? Why does everything you do turn me on? I could philosophize extensively about that but you're done with the pizza and taking your clothes off. My eyes widen in an inaudible expression of "yay!"
You take your shirt off and catch my eyes again. You lean over the tub, shirtless and bra-less, to give me a kiss. All pretense of being shy abandoned, I'm holding myself up out of the water and meeting you as you bend over. My hands are braced against the edge of the tub. It's a long kiss - the kind of kiss that makes you want to suffocate a little so it doesn't end.
It ends when I feel your hand groping my right breasts suddenly. At first I squeak. I'm surprised. You smile and I moan. I'm still trying to get closer to you and I might fall out of the tub. You hold on, and rub your thumb over my nipple. My affinity for sports bras hides the fact that I actually have c-cups and they are the perfect handful. You play with me for a moment, smiling into my cheek as you listen to the way my breathing hitches with lust.
"I've been thinking about you all day .. " You say and to that I say, "hashtag same."
You laugh again and pull away but I grab you by the hips. I start undoing your belt and I pull your pants down - fast. I'm very, very fast. I start on your underwear but you still my hands. I look up and you're smiling down at me - at how much I want this. I find I'm smiling too, and blushing again. I sink back into the bubbles to hide from your teasing looks as you remove the rest of your clothes.