My eyes flew over the pages of the book. As an immortal, one's speed-reading was also affected. I consumed books voraciously. My leather armchair hugged me warmly, and the fireplace danced light over the pages of the book. I touched the rough grain of the paper as I read, giving in to the pleasure. Paper was fucking sexy. And these humans were so tender! They had developed such a nuanced language with a turn of phrase for everything. Whoever said there was nothing new under the sun --
hiss
-- had clearly never read lesbian fantasy novels. These were lovely. I was on my fourth book in two weeks. This one was about a girl knight that falls in love with the princess she's protecting. I truly hoped the princess would rise up to the challenge of loving her, despite the obstacles.
"Darling? Would you like a drink?" Suzie asked softly as she strode into the parlor.
"Yes, please." I held my palm up absentmindedly, then she slipped a wine glass between my fingers. I took a sip as I turned the page with my thumb. I made a face as I tasted it. "Eugh! This is disgusting!"
She took a sip, too, across from me in her armchair. "Ugh! You're right!"
"When did we get this batch?"
"Uh... two years ago? What year is it again?"
"I don't know!" I speeded up to our bedroom then back down with my phone in my hand in two seconds. "2024."
"Oh! Then three years then!"
"Disgusting! And I'm thirsty!"
"Me too." She set her glass down, disappointed.
I thought for a moment, pursing my lips. I hated drinking animals, it would sustain us but we vomited the blood up for the first day, then had an ongoing queasiness for as long as we drank it. Raiding a hospital in the area was always unwise, though, especially if we wanted to stay unnoticed for the next few decades... "Want to go clubbing?" I asked her finally.
She raised a delicate eyebrow in response. "Really?"
"Well, yeah! At least to tide us over until we can go relieve a blood bank of their stores." I scratched at the nape of my neck. "I'm
really
thirsty..."
She ran her pink tongue over a slowly growing fang, then pierced her own tongue. I was on her in a nanosecond, digging in my tongue to lick at the blood. I moaned at the taste, and she grew both fangs to bite into my neck, twisting around me to latch on like the strike of a cobra. She drained me a bit until I pushed her off, painfully aroused.
"Stop! I'm already thirsty as it is!"
"Sorry."
She didn't look sorry as she scooped up the blood around her mouth, and licked her fingers.
"Hm. Let's go. We'll hit up a few clubs with semi-drains then go stock up this weekend."
"Yay! We haven't gone dancing in forever!" She clapped.
"I wanna take the Ferrari." I said excitedly.
"Mor, that's too flashy! We'll end up on the news."
"Ugh, fine. The Honda then..." I said sadly. "But promise we'll go out one of these days so I can speed."
"Sure, darling. If you want."
"Excellent!"
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The first club we found was something called Plush. It was as odious as the name suggested. The booths were a sticky, rigid sort of vinyl, the booze was low shelf (not that we drank), the people were dressed poorly with ill-fitting polyester clothes. We danced together as drunken strangers bounced into us, slurring their apologies.
Despite the setting, I relished the feel of her body against mine. The rustle of her dress as it grazed her skin thundered in my ears and made my groin throb.
We spoke quietly, able to hear each other perfectly over the din of the lousy speakers.
"I almost wish we still had one of those malodorous playhouses at this point. At least the gendarmes didn't care about a few murders here and there." I said after a while.
She hummed in assent as her back brushed against my front, up and down. I held the bend of her hips warmly as I followed her movements.
"But everyone had an STD or consumption back then. It made the blood taste funny," she replied.
"True."
"Oh! Did you hear that?" She turned around to grip my wrists and cocked an ear.
I strained to hear what she was hearing. There it was, a sobbing cry.
"Oh, yeah." We speeded out to the alley, and sure enough there was a man pushing a woman against the dirty cement wall. She was struggling to get out of his grip and her top was already dragging low over her chest with his meaty paws.
Suzie was a blur as she ran to grip him by the back of his neck and pull him back.
"What the fuck?" he shouted in confusion.
I neared the woman cautiously. "Who is this man?"
"I -- don't know!" She looked at me then back to the man struggling against Suzie's grip with wide eyes. "He found me out here while I was smoking and tried to --"
Her face screwed up.
"It's all right. You're all right now. Do you need a ride home?"
"No, my friends are inside."
"Okay, go get your friends. Tell them what happened, and go home." My ringing voice intoned with our predatory tool of hypnosis to compel her.
She fought against the compulsion, probably wanting to ask more questions, but after swaying back and forth, she eventually moved towards the door as in a daze. I sighed as I saw her go through the door, knowing what she'd have gone through if we weren't there.