An invitation came in the mail with no name and no return address. The invitation was for a Halloween party on Halloween night at a farmhouse out in the boonies. I really don't like Halloween but there was a note at the bottom of the invitation. "Kelli, please come, I want to see you." It was signed, "Your friend and secret admirer."
I was intrigued but I didn't know if I would go and really didn't know what I would go as. I could go as fat, stuffing my clothes, besides it wouldn't be much of a stretch. A stretch would be a gorgeous large sized model. Or I could dress up as a man, strap down my boobs and wear a black facemask so no one would know who I was. That seemed like the best and the most fun option of the three.
I found dress pants and a nice dress shirt. When I strapped down my boobs, I did look like a guy and the mask would insure it. I would do to the party, and see who wanted me to be there so bad. Several people asked me what I was going as so I knew that they would be at the party, now I didn't know if I wanted to go. My curiosity was still getting the best of me.
The night of the party, I got ready. I had on wrangler jeans, which weren't tight enough to show any defining features and my black boots. With my chest strapped down I just looked like I had defined pecks. I had been building muscle so my arms looked pretty good too. I found black gloves so my whole outfit was black. I also put on my man's cologne. I put on the mask and my cowboy hat. I decided to be a masked avenger. This could be fun.
I went to the party. I presented my invitation and erased the private note. I walked in and found a corner that was dark. We were in a barn. I quickly started picking out people I knew. The outfits showed that most were not with their spouses and were trying to be something else. There was music and a dance floor. I walked up to a girl from the hospital and motioned to dance. She accepted. We were dancing and she whispered in my ear, "Are you a guy or gal? I can't tell." I just shrugged my shoulders. At the end of the dance, I took off my hat, nodded and then signed thank you. She had a very puzzled look cause my spikes were visible through my mask. I went back to the corner to plan my next confusing move.
All of a sudden a woman caught my eye. She was in a schoolgirl outfit. She was going around kissing every guy in the room. This could be interesting. I went and asked my next target to dance; avoiding the schoolgirl who I was pretty sure was my admirer. Let's see if she can figure me out.
The woman accepted then came the same question and my response gesture. I had the party a buzz. I danced with every woman in the room, except the schoolgirl. I was saving her for last. People were starting to get drunk and freer. I had women touching and feeling but could not figure me out. I even used the men's restroom just to throw people off. When I came out the schoolgirl grabbed me and said we haven't had the honor.
She rubbed up against me to feel me up and I grabbed her ass. She dragged me out on the dance floor, and tried to grab my mask while we were dancing. She wanted to know and ruin my fun. I shook my head no as I took away her hands. We finished the dance and she kissed my mask. The room was split as to what I was. I had packed my jeans with a jelly dildo as to add one more element, when I got dressed.
At one point they gave out prizes for best-dressed man and best-dressed woman. I wasn't surprised that I didn't win until the schoolgirl dragged me up front. They made me a male/female prize and best dressed for the party because no one could figure me out. I bowed my head and took off my hat to the crowd. I heard, "It's a guy" and then some were saying, "No, it's a girl."
