An invitation came in the mail with no name and no return address. The invitation was for a Halloween party on Halloween night at a farmhouse out in the boonies. I really don't like Halloween but there was a note at the bottom of the invitation. "Kelli, please come, I want to see you." It was signed, "Your friend and secret admirer."
I was intrigued but I didn't know if I would go and really didn't know what I would go as. I could go as fat, stuffing my clothes, besides it wouldn't be much of a stretch. A stretch would be a gorgeous large sized model. Or I could dress up as a man, strap down my boobs and wear a black facemask so no one would know who I was. That seemed like the best and the most fun option of the three.
I found dress pants and a nice dress shirt. When I strapped down my boobs, I did look like a guy and the mask would insure it. I would do to the party, and see who wanted me to be there so bad. Several people asked me what I was going as so I knew that they would be at the party, now I didn't know if I wanted to go. My curiosity was still getting the best of me.
The night of the party, I got ready. I had on wrangler jeans, which weren't tight enough to show any defining features and my black boots. With my chest strapped down I just looked like I had defined pecks. I had been building muscle so my arms looked pretty good too. I found black gloves so my whole outfit was black. I also put on my man's cologne. I put on the mask and my cowboy hat. I decided to be a masked avenger. This could be fun.
I went to the party. I presented my invitation and erased the private note. I walked in and found a corner that was dark. We were in a barn. I quickly started picking out people I knew. The outfits showed that most were not with their spouses and were trying to be something else. There was music and a dance floor. I walked up to a girl from the hospital and motioned to dance. She accepted. We were dancing and she whispered in my ear, "Are you a guy or gal? I can't tell." I just shrugged my shoulders. At the end of the dance, I took off my hat, nodded and then signed thank you. She had a very puzzled look cause my spikes were visible through my mask. I went back to the corner to plan my next confusing move.
All of a sudden a woman caught my eye. She was in a schoolgirl outfit. She was going around kissing every guy in the room. This could be interesting. I went and asked my next target to dance; avoiding the schoolgirl who I was pretty sure was my admirer. Let's see if she can figure me out.
The woman accepted then came the same question and my response gesture. I had the party a buzz. I danced with every woman in the room, except the schoolgirl. I was saving her for last. People were starting to get drunk and freer. I had women touching and feeling but could not figure me out. I even used the men's restroom just to throw people off. When I came out the schoolgirl grabbed me and said we haven't had the honor.
She rubbed up against me to feel me up and I grabbed her ass. She dragged me out on the dance floor, and tried to grab my mask while we were dancing. She wanted to know and ruin my fun. I shook my head no as I took away her hands. We finished the dance and she kissed my mask. The room was split as to what I was. I had packed my jeans with a jelly dildo as to add one more element, when I got dressed.
At one point they gave out prizes for best-dressed man and best-dressed woman. I wasn't surprised that I didn't win until the schoolgirl dragged me up front. They made me a male/female prize and best dressed for the party because no one could figure me out. I bowed my head and took off my hat to the crowd. I heard, "It's a guy" and then some were saying, "No, it's a girl."
I went back to my corner. Several people came and asked me to dance, male and female, and still no one could tell. I still wasn't sure why I was invited to the party, cause I really didn't fit in with this crowd. I wasn't even sure who my admirer was because there were a few people in the balcony that I hadn't seen dancing on the main floor.
I was about to go wandering when the schoolgirl pinned me in the corner and said, "I want a kiss. I won't touch you and I will close my eyes, I have to know." I turned her so my back was to the crowd and lifted my mask just to my nose and kissed her first like I thought a guy would and then like I do.
I lowered my mask and she opened her eyes. She looked puzzled and said,
"I just don't know." The party was starting to wind down and people were leaving. Girl after girl came to kiss me good night. They had started a ballot box to cast a vote of what I was. I even kissed a few guys and boy did they have a puzzled look.
I was then escorted upstairs with the goody too shoes of the party. They handed me different liquors and I drank them all through a slit in my mask. One person said, I see you have a fake dick in your pants but I think you did it just to throw us off. I bowed my head cockeyed as to say, I guess you will never know.
