Sometimes I took a certain perverse pleasure in chiding Gretchen in front of guests, but on this occasion I was genuinely irritated. Or I thought I was!!!" Normally neat enough in her movements, discreet and self-effacing, Gretchen upset the cream jug on the coffee table dangerously near to the elegant knees grouped around it. I angrily ordered her to get a cloth (I'm still not sure how much of my anger was simulated; we'd played this game before) but, of course I was a different person with my friends.. Gretchen bit her lip and hurried towards the kitchen.
"Was that really necessary, Caroline," my friend Teddy Blumenthal said in her "servants are so hard to get these days" voice..
"She's not normally so clumsy," I said, trying to mop the liquid up with a tissue, but already a delicious tingle had started between my thighs. My mouth was dry and I swallowed, feeling my tongue huge in my mouth and Teddy Blumenthal crossed her exquisite legs and looked at me speculatively.
When Gretchen had come back and cleaned up the mess she said, "My I see you for a moment in the kitchen, Madam?"
"When I'm ready, Gretchen," I said, curtly and we continued to discuss a political plate dinner coming up shortly. Teddy suggested five hundred dollars a plate, but I felt this would attract the wrong sort of people and started to say so but I was suddenly conscious that my voice had thickened and, covered in confusion, I had to excuse myself and make for the kitchen.
"Better see what she wants," I said, making the sort of face that all employers make in these situations.
I had given a charity dinner six weeks ago and Gretchen was one of the maids I hired to serve the drinks and canapΓ©s. At some stage of the proceedings I noticed an uneasiness, a hiatus in one corner of the room, hardly noticeable except to an experienced hostess and I immediately guessed that Bobby Metcalfe had been making a fool of himself again. When Gretchen went to the pink ladies room, which was on the first floor, I followed her and knocked on the door.
"Come in," she called.
"Oh, I beg your pardon," I said, astonished, to find she was sitting on the can with her skirt up and her panties around her ankles.
"What happened out there?" I asked trying not to look at her. As she squatted, her knees pressed with a pale sheen through the smoky grey stockings, which I immediately knew were silk and not nylon.
"Nothing much, he pinched my ass and I kicked him on the shin," she said. "Hold on a second...."
She released a powerful stream of urine into the bowl, stopping every now and again for a few seconds as though exercising her spincter muscles before continuing to jet powerfully into the bowl, a scent like wild garlic and ammonia in my nostrils now as I waited, fascinated at her effrontery in peeing in front of me. I couldn't look at her but then I glanced at the mirror and was sneaking a peek at her again when she looked up, catching my glance in the mirror. She gave me a radiant smile and I blushed furiously.
"I come from a big family," she said, as though this explained it.
"I had to ask," I said, covering my embarrassment, "because in these litigious times....."
"Come again?" she said. "Oh, I'm not gonna sue that buffoon......"
She pulled up her panties and began to wash her hands
I bridled. Even guests as troublesome as Bobby were not usually referred to by the maids as buffoons. "A pinch on the ass is nothing..." she went on cheerfully, ".If we were working together or something I might get him sacked but you can't get sacked from being rich...."
"Thank you..." I said. "I don't care to discuss my friends......."
"With me, you mean? Suit yourself......"
"No, I do sincerely apologise. You are ...entitled to as much respect as anyone else here."
"Oh, I know that," she said. "Would you let me do something?"
"What's that?" I asked.
"Can I kiss you?"
"Kiss me?"
"I think you're gorgeous," she said.
Her flattery grated on me. Even when young, I had never been considered a beauty. She couldn't have been more than thirty two or three and I was forty-seven.
"I don't think so," I said. "If you don't mind..."
"That's okay," she said, smiling sweetly at me.
I was surprised that I found myself slightly annoyed she didn't persist. Once, a few years ago, at the end of a long, drunken party, when most of the men had passed out, I found myself dancing with one of the wives, Teddy Blumenthal and found myself painfully excited when she began kissing me passionately, drunkenly on the mouth, her small breasts pressed hard against mine. Nothing had happened since, she had pointedly not ever referred to it, and yes, I had, from time to time, imagined myself in bed with her. I was still rather shocked at Gretchen's suggestion, though, and couldn't get her out of my mind for the rest of the evening. Just to make sure she wasn't going to make a complaint about what happened earlier, or so I told myself, I kept her on when all the guests and other maids had left. We had a drink and then another. She was aware, she said, that I was looking for a maid. It was true, but the last applicant, a gum-chewing young woman with forged references had put me off the idea for a while.
"Mind if I smoke?" she'd asked.
"I'd rather you didn't" I said. "Not in the house. I used to suffer from asthma as a child".
She'd looked quite angry for a moment and her dark eyes flashed. Then she smiled sweetly and, placing a hand on my thigh, leaned over and kissed me lightly on the cheek. And I didn't demur. She was testing me now, the game had started. I wasn't going to call a halt now, I knew that. She had looked into my soul and recognised what she saw there.. I could see myself reflected in her dark eyes.
It was partly the alcohol, but we did get on well. Yet she was jumpy, ill at ease and I suppose she was dying for a smoke. Almost without warning she made her move, caught me to her with one arm and, putting her other hand at the back of my neck, began kissing me fiercely on the lips. While one part of me wanted to be treated peremptorily by her and to be bent to her wishes, my other side wanted to be wooed more gradually with the rough stuff, if any, left until later. I tried to curse her, tell her to get off, but her lips were sealed to mine, her tongue pushing past my teeth. I tried to bring my knee up and we rolled over on the couch and, as she scrabbled to capture my wrists, we fell to the floor. I was on top for a few seconds, but before I could pin her she rolled with me into the centre of the room and, while I was still trying to get my bearings, she jockeyed astride me and straddled my belly. She stayed there for a few moments, breathing heavily, her dress riding up over her thighs. I could see the bright bones in her knees. She held my wrist tightly. I knew she had me. Confidently, she knew it too. She moved up until she was nearly sitting on my neck, her shins on my upper arms. Her purse had fallen on the floor beside us and she took out her cigarettes and a lighter. She put a cigarette in her mouth. From where I was lying her lower lip was a thin line, but her upper lip was puffy and sensual. She rasped the lighter into flame, her eyes staring down at me past the broad wings of her nose. The telephone rang.