Joana was having a gay day. She stood in her high heeled shoes, full makeup and a short black dress giving evil looks to every guy who checked her out, and practically blowing kisses at all the women. She did this same thing for around two months every time she broke up with a guy.
This time however, she had gone a little further with it. She had been dating Sarah for around two weeks now. I had only met her once, but Joana seemed to be enjoying the whole girl on girl experience. Apparently Sarah had suggested her and Joana go on a double date with another gay couple she knew, I was dragged along because I'm practically Joana's pet these days.
So here we were, standing in the cold outside the Barfly waiting for Sarah and the other couple. Joana couldn't stop fixing her hair and reapplying makeup, I just smoked cigarettes one after another and tried to show how pissed off I was at her dragging me along by violently flicking them at the pavement when I'd finished.
So I flick my third cigarette to the floor and this is when they show up. Sarah was looking reasonably good (she's actually quite plain looking) but when she introduced her two friends Stephanie and Katie I felt like my evening had gotten a little better. Katie was HOT. I mean blonde bombshell hot. I could tell that Joana had noticed this too by her reaction to the introductions. First she was in shock, utterly speechless but after a few seconds to recuperate she turned on the charm.
Joana is a real life Megan Fox, she has the power of good looking and she uses it for evil. When she takes a couple seconds to look over someone and figure them out, she knows exactly what they're into and she becomes it. That's what she had just done with Katie.
Joana's whole stance, her complete personality had changed within a matter of seconds. She had switched from strong confident to shy girly girl. The worst part was Katie actually looked interested.
Sarah actually worked at barfly so we wouldn't really see her much throughout the night, she had just arranged the evening so that Joana and I could meet her friends.
We all said a quick hello and exchanged smiles and pleasantries. We made our way inside and picked a table. Sarah had about a half hour before starting her shift, so she stuck around for a while, once she left we ordered some strong drinks and had a really awesome time.
One hour later everyone is getting pretty drunk. Joana and Katie are openly holding eye contact across the table and Stephanie, Katie's girlfriend is getting jealous and overprotective. I realised it wouldn't be long until Joana makes her move, so when Stephanie finally went to the bathroom I got things moving.