Was it the incomprehensible accent or her really big boobs? Kelly meets a curious woman who asks pointed questions.
There are other stories about Kelly, but each one can be read independently. Please read those too if you enjoy this one. I have started writing a couple of others and will post them, should readers continue to like reading about her experiences. There was some fun stuff that happened before the end of school and over the summer already.
If you want to read the posted ones in chronological order, start with "A Party at Jeni's, then read "What is There to Do", "Dinner for Three", "Kelly and Lindsay Alone Together", and "Study Break". I have a couple of other stories up that aren't about Kelly.
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Modeling
Sometime in April, the first year
"You are homozexual," Yana said. It was not a question, it was a description. "Everyone is knowing zis hat school. I myzev am zeeing you kezzing your churlfrend ven she vas dropping you off here."
I am not homosexual. Not that it was any of her business one way or the other. I had known this girl all of 15 minutes, and it was rather a forward statement for her to make. Still, as she seemed to think she knew so much about me, I gave her an answer. "I'm bi," I said. "We have a boyfriend."
Her blue eyes shot up. "A dreesum. Oh, how darink huff hugh." Her voice was barely audible, not a whisper, but low. We were not being overheard.
I couldn't be at all sure what she was saying, if it was a compliment or a condemnation. Her accent made it hard to tell.
"I av neber bean putting my tung in anudder voman for zexual porpoises."
"What?" I asked softly. Between the low tone of her voice and her accent, I had no idea what she had said.
"Leaking."
I made a clueless face to show her I didn't understand. She raised her hand, the first two fingers forming a V, then turned it to her face and stuck her tongue between them and wriggled it. "Coonilhingas."
"Cunnilingus?"
"Yuss."
"You like it?" What the heck was this girl talking about?
"Ob corse. Only I am neber doing it to a vooman."
Ah, I understood finally. She was telling me she wasn't gay. I rolled over and tried to sit up, but her leg was still on top of me. Bob, the photographer called to me to hold the pose as he adjusted the lights and reset the focus, so I lay back down.
So, what was I doing with another naked woman with her leg draped over me being quietly questioned about my sexuality?
Modeling.
Needing money to finish the term, I had offered myself as a figure model for the art department. I knew there was a chance that I would run into a fellow student or two, but I figured I could handle it. A recommendation from the life drawing professor had led to this session with a local photographer, posing with another model. The photographer had assured us both individually that posing together was not going to be in the least sexual, he just wanted to work with two subjects and he liked the contrast between our figures. Meaning, tactfully, I suppose, that she had one and I did not.
So, there we were. His studio was a detached building behind his house. It was quite professional, and he had an assistant, another woman, there to help out. Yana and I had been shown to separate changing rooms where we left our clothes and came out in our birthday suits. Interestingly, neither of us had bothered with the robes provided.
"Hugh av been vit many churls?" Yana was saying, probing.
"What?"
"Churls. Veemen?"
"No, not many," I told her. Six or so sn't many.
"I vood tink it cats booring vidout..." Yana seemed to struggle for the right word. She curled her fingers into a circle and pushed two fingers of her other hand through them.
"A penis?"
"Yuss. A gock." She nodded. "Being bisexual, hugh are hexited being with me den, beguz I ham peautiful and here naked wit hugh."
Well, yes, she was beautiful and naked, no question about that: a little shorter than I, with luxurious brown hair that fell past her shoulders and very large breasts, a thin waist, and shapely, comely hips. Modest about it too, it seemed. Her skin was so soft where she brushed her body on mine. And we were so close I smelled the soap she'd bathed with that morning, but also the scent of her, of Yana. I wasn't getting a wet-on for her though. I was being ultra professional, as a good model should be. She was gorgeous, and soft, and sweet smelling however.
"Yana, you are very pretty." I assured her, "but just because we are naked together doesn't mean I am attracted to you. This is just a job. I am in a relationship." There had to be a lot more arguments in my favor for why she didn't turn me on, but I was having a hard time thinking of any.
She laughed. "But hugh like me. Hugh vould like to vuk with me."
The photographer called for us to hold our pose as he snapped the shutter. I had thought that posing might give me insights into being a photographic artist in my own right, but so far it was mostly just a lot of lying around naked while he and his assistant worked. I liked what he was doing with the lights however. I would have to see if I could rig up something similar as practice on my own.
"Yes, I like you, Yana. Why? Are you coming on to me?" Well? Was she?
"No, I ham not into churls," she answered, having the tact of a doorknob. "But berhabs I could vuk hyour poyfrindt, za geetar blayer, while vatching you wit hyour churlfrindt.."
And just how did this big-boobed, freshman, Slovakian international student know I had a guitar playing boyfriend all of a sudden? And just what made her think I would agree to let her "vuk" Tom while she watched me having sex with Lindsay? It made her earlier question about my orientation quite suspect. She knew about Lindsay, and now she seemed to know about Tom. Was our relationship really being discussed around the school, or was that just something she had said? Or was she just another of the girls who had seen Tom playing in one of the bars and thought she wanted to sleep with him because he was so sensitive and insightful. (He isn't. It is just the songs.) Maybe she was just a voyeur who wanted to watch two women making love. Or an exhibitionist. She certainly wasn't shy.
And, okay, so the idea did make me a little excited. We three hadn't talked about that sort of thing at all. I didn't even know if we were all being faithful to each other or not. What would Tom and Lindsay say if I brought home another woman for sex? Tom? Well, not a big question there, really. I mean, one look at Yana and he would be out of his pants. Lindsay? We had met at an orgy, after all. Yana's suggestion was not totally out of the realm of possibility. I wasn't at all sure of my own feelings. It was hard enough, still, to see Tom and Lindsay fucking. How would I feel about watching him with Yana? I felt a twinge between my legs. When I found myself actually considering it, I had to shake my head to clear such wicked thoughts away.
"No leaking," she empahised.
"What?"
"Leaking." She wriggled her tongue through her fingers again, and got scolded by the photographer for breaking pose.
I nodded. "Licking," I corrected.
"Legging," she tried again.
"No, no licking, never. Not if you are not into girls. Even if having me go down on you would be the most exciting sexual experience of your life. No. I just would not be right if you were not attracted to me as well." I was laughing to myself, but keeping a straight face for her. I wasn't sure I was even so great at it. I liked licking, and did my best for Lindsay.
"Vy, har hugh so good?"
"Why,
are
you so interested?" I mean, come on! Would she have even raised the issue if she wasn't? Granted, she was totally socially inept, but boorishness excuses only so much. How often to you ask a stranger about his or her sex life within 15 minutes of meeting even you are both naked? Was she just interested in a detached sort of way, kind of fascinated with the concept of girl sex if not the act? Best thing to do was call her bluff. Right?
"Hugh har ketting vet. I feel hugh on my leg."