"Oh my god, dude, your ass is so fucking fat. I just want to take a bite out of it," said Max, nomming her girlfriend's ass through her black yoga pants.
"Ow! What the fuck are you doing? Don't bite my ass," yelped Jackie, looking over her shoulder, eyes narrowed in reproach.
"Sorry, it just looks so good. I want to run it through an automatic slicer and make an H-I-J sandwich."
"HIJ?"
"Hot Italian Jackie, with oil and vinegar. Omnomnomnom," growled Max, nibbling Jackie's glorious, phat white-girl ass.
"Stop! You said you wanted to do ass worship! This isn't Catholicism where you eat the person you're worshiping."
"Right." Max held her face and took a deep breath. "I just kind of lose my mind when your ass is so close to my face."
"I noticed..."
Max read from her holy book and lit some candles with the effigies of her booty saints on each one: Lizzo, Toni Storm, and Lena Dunham among others. She whispered prayers from The Book of Latter Day Booties and flicked rosewater on Jackie's dumpster.
"What the fuck are you doing?" said Jackie.
"Ass worship, like you said."
"You're not suppose to be doing penitence--"
"Whatever that is--"
"You're supposed to be eating my ass and stuff," said Jackie, rolling her eyes.
"You just said not to eat your ass!" shouted Max, sure she was being gaslit by her white trash princess. Jackie was a lot smarter than her and would often trick her into doing things like watching wrestling or going to the store to pick up cigarettes.
"Don't bite it, but like, you're suppose to...ya' know, lick my asshole..." Jackie trailed off, embarrassed and turned on she had asked Max to eat out her ass. Max dragged her hand down her face and shivered with erotic excitement.
"Just so I understand what you're asking," said Max, writing out the agreement while their notary stood by, "you want me to eat out your asshole while I play with your hot puss?"
"Some--something like that," answered Jackie, feeling her face go warm and her pussy warmer. Max took a deep breath and grabbed the waistband of Jackie's yoga pants and underwear. With one swift motion, she yanked them down, exposing Jackie's fat, white-girl ass to her. Jackie's ass was a fluffy, marshmallow cube like many white trash princesses who sat around a lot and didn't exercise. Max wouldn't have it any other way. It was like a big cube of greek yogurt with the corners rounded off. With enough care, she could probably balance a drink on the top, but there was no time for parlor tricks.
Max had sat through an entire WWE pay-per-view with Jackie in exchange for a night of ass worship. It wasn't that Jackie wasn't a sexual person, she was just a white girl with a shame-based upbringing who was always too timid to express her sexual desires. Max had six brothers and sisters, and even though her mom still claimed to be a virgin, she knew her mom was raw-dogging on the regs. Max had never been intimidated by sex. She knew by the age of seven she loved girls, and when she first saw Jackie waddle into Wal-mart six months ago, she knew she needed to conquer that chunky butt like an old man would need to conquer a fish or mammal in classic literature.
Max held her face against one of Jackie's puffy ass cheeks and sighed happily as she heard the sounds of the ocean.
"This is what Sappho was writing about," sighed Max as she planted a kiss on Jackie's ass.
"I have never met anyone who loves my ass half as much as you do," said Jackie.
"I love fat, white-girl asses. So pale and chunky...spread your butt for me. I want to see your asshole."
Jackie swallowed and spread her fat cheeks, revealing her stained little asshole to Max who pushed two fingers into her hairy pussy.
"Oh fuck..." moaned Jackie, her knees trembling.
"You're so wet and hot. I think you like showing your ass off."
"You make me feel pretty..." whispered Jackie. Max knew her face was red now. White girls turned pink when they were embarrassed, and it was the cutest thing Max had ever seen after corgi puppies.
"You are pretty. Your fat ass and little tiddies. That soft tummy and those thighs designed to kill people who anger you, like a vengeful thigh god." Max continued to gently finger Jackie as she rubbed her hard clit with her thumb. "Your bush, the way you cover your mouth when you smile, the way you complain about stuff I don't understand, I love it all. Your pussy's so wet right now."
Max picked up her pace, fucking Jackie with her two fingers while massaging her clit. Max was soaked, but wouldn't even touch herself until Jackie came. When a girl spread her butt for you, that meant you were being handed a mission, and you couldn't cum until the mission was over.
Max planted a kiss on Jackie's asshole as she continued to finger her. Hot juices dripped down the back of her wrist down to her elbow. Jackie let out little coos, too self-conscious to make noise during sex. Max had tried many times to turn Jackie into a loud, moaning slut, but to no avail. Max ate pussy like they were complex carbs and she was about to run a marathon, but still Jackie kept her secrets. Jackie still came, Max made damn sure of that, but she wanted to hear her white trash princess moan like a pornstar.
Max lapped at Jackie's asshole, feeling the pleats under her tongue. She started slow, gently fingering her as she ate. There was no rush. This was a feast. This was an eight piece meal, not a five dollar fill-up. Jackie's pussy was hot and soaked. Max knew she was loving every minute of it. Max knew Jackie loved her butt played with even if she never asked for it. She never had the chance to eat Jackie's ass out, but that never stopped her from playing with it.