My husband did a decent enough job in his earlier story, but I have to clear a few things up:
First, I hardly ever smoke pot anymore ... and I can't believe he saw fit to begin his freakin' story by talking about me like I'm Cheech and Chong's little sister.
Secondly, and most importantly, maybe, I can't attribute my surge in sex drive to my dropping out of competitive running. In fact, I don't feel like I changed much at all, even if I can see why he would think that. I've always had nasty thoughts and desires ... maybe it all became more obvious when I started hanging around the house a lot more.
I know you don't care about much of that stuff, but I felt like I had to set the record straight.
As E. told you, yes, I became a touch slutty about nine or ten years into our marriage. This basically meant that yes, I slept with other men ... but, again, never without E.'s knowledge and permission ... and with much fun between us afterwards.
We were having a blast with it, in fact, until somebody came between us.
Her name was Renee. I worked with her.
*****
E. never liked Renee. I think it's because they're so much alike but he says it's because she thinks she's god's gift to man. He may have a point.
She's not a bombshell, so much. She'll be the first to tell you that her butt's too big and she dresses a little sloppy ... but she's got a really cute face, nice hair and really big boobs that haven't drooped a notch in the eight years I've known her.
I'll admit now, I'm jealous of the tits. I have practically none (although another side effect of the no-longer-running-marathons thing is I've put on a little body fat, and my boobs are a little bit larger than they were before).
She's also a little loud and tells great stories ... a perfect after-work Happy Hour buddy who'll stay out as long as you want to. We drink together. We smoke together. We occasionally do drugs together.
But there was definitely a wall between us ... we were social friends, not intimates (in any form of that word).
That changed, however, the day she found what she found.
*****
Once my leg had healed up fully (or as good as it's going to), I managed to channel a little bit of my energy into cycling. Lower impact and all. But even that provided its challenges, because the seat β after all β is a damned phallus rubbing between your thighs for 20 miles.
Or is that just me?
Anyway, it had been quite a while since I'd taken a lover, but I'd had one picked out for awhile. He was a friend of one of the guys I'd done earlier ... a shy, but sharp-eyed fellow named Rick.
I'd begun to steer clear of taking the guys to my office to fuck β that's just dangerous and, I'll admit it now, stupid as hell. But, when he showed up to pick me up from work at the arranged time, Mr. "Shy" turned animal ... forcing me inside and barely giving me time to slip a rubber on his cock (which I remember had a very nice curve to it ... it tagged me at just the right spot) before we were going at it in the conference room.
Between his curvy cock and the amount of time since I'd had a guy on the side, we didn't get out of there until after 10, and I was eager to get home to E. and his straighter (and much larger) dick.
And in all the craziness, I kinda forgot something.
*****
"You locked up last night, didn't you Bon?" Renee spoke from my doorway, behind me. I was up on a stool with my back to the door.
"Sure did," I replied, putting reports onto shelves behind my desk.
"How about that." She sounded dubious.
"Why?" Renee was always going off on weird tangents, so I wasn't really all that concerned yet.
She was silent until I turned around. "What?" I repeated.
Leaning forward conspiratorially, she slid something across the table to me. She lifted her hand.
It was a bright blue condom wrapper. Torn open.
I made a face. Then I snatched it up as quickly as possible. I couldn't have looked more guilty if I tried.
"Somebody's got some βsplainin' to do," she whispered at me.
"It's really not what it looks like," I started, with no concept as to what it might actually be, other than what it looked like, which was exactly what it was.
She made an "o" with her mouth. "Y'know what it looks like? It looks like a condom left behind by my very married co-worker whose husband, I know, has had a vascectomy."
(Damn, I got a big mouth, I thought to myself.)
I didn't say a word. She leaned in, conspiratorially. "You're just lucky I found it and not somebody else. Was it with someone who works here?"
I waved her off. "It's really not ..."
"Fine, you don't want to talk here. I can live with that. Finish up work early, though. We're having lunch. A long lunch. And I'm gonna need details."
She left and I fell into my seat with a thump. What was I gonna do?
*****
Three hours and two margaritas later, and I was slowly making my way through the whole, bizarre thing. She sat, open-mouthed, as I described what had become ... for lack of a better word ... our marital "lifestyle" over the past few years.
"I ain't judging," she said, reaching for her drink. "I'm just amazed. You so totally don't look the type. It's like finding out your good friend is Spider-Girl or something like that." She popped a nacho chip in her mouth and chewed it, regarding me. "Wow."
I relaxed a little, finally. I'd had a lump in my belly since she'd showed me the wrapper, and ... while I was reasonably sure she wouldn't bust me out to the boss ... I was afraid it would just get really uncomfortable between us. But here she was, joking it off. I was happy about it.
I even decided to stop kicking myself for fucking up in the first place.
"And E.'s cool with this?" She asked at length.
I grinned slyly. "He gets off on it. He won't admit it ... claims it's all for me ... but he gets pretty revved up by the time I come home to him." I sipped some more margarita. They made βem strong at this place. "Honestly, one of my favorite parts of all this is coming home to him. He's like a puppy."
Another shake of her head. "I still can't believe you're telling me this. And he is totally not the type to put up with this sort of thing, let alone get off on it."
I laughed. "You really don't know him very well. He's a true perv."
"Does he fuck around?"
I looked around quickly. It was loud enough that nobody could hear us, but her voice had spiked a bit. We both giggled as we realized nobody caught what she had said.