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Love And A Pantomime Donkey

Love And A Pantomime Donkey

by nellymcboatface
19 min read
4.85 (15000 views)
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Dear reader, this is my entry into WINTER HOLIDAY 2024 and I hope you will enjoy my story.

If you do, then please read my others or follow me to receive notifications of new stories as I publish them.

A huge thanks to Aoife and Nicole for their help and support, all the typos and mistakes are mine.

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Susan looked at the school gates with apprehension as her mother's farm, hooked through hers, tugged her along. Bad memories flooded back through her from eighteen years ago. Ones that had been locked away and forgotten for a long time.

Terror pumped through her veins as they stepped between the two brick gate pillars, the symbolic point of no return.

"Come on dear, it's only a Christmas Fete. What's there to be scared of?" Her mother chuckled, not noticing Susan's blood turning ice cold with dread.

She shuddered as she thought, "Annie Battlefield, Tim Thomson, and Mr Saddler, the sports teacher, that's who." As memories of being the last to be picked at any team game flooded back.

The day Annie cut her beautiful ponytail off still tied her stomach into knots, which beat Tim Thomson pulling her skirts up in the playground to laugh at her brother's baggy Y-fronts she'd put on in the rush to be at school on time.

She shook her head to clear her mind of childhood pain. "You're a grown woman. We were just kids back then." She reminded herself.

They approached the crowded car park where, up on the steps to the main entrance, stood a gaggle of adults with a huge white ribbon, flanked all around by giggling students.

At the centre of the commotion was the local celebrity clown, dressed in baggy, multi-coloured clothing, teasing and playing his role with a gigantic pair of scissors.

Her mother rubbed salt into Susan's self-doubt without realising, as she told her, "If you'd done something more mainstream, then maybe they'd have invited you to open the fete rather than the playhouse's popular clown."

"Cheers Mum, perfect way to start a fun-filled day," Susan grumbled sarcastically as she searched for the two faces that would cement this into her worst adult day ever, Annie or Tim.

Her gaze was met by wide smiles and cheerful faces, regardless of whether child or adult, neither of which she associated with Mayfield Junior School when she was here.

"Suzy? Suzy Rayworth?" came a shout from the crowd.

Susan scanned the questioning looks surrounding her to see a gorgeous, buxom auburn-haired beauty at the front, waving at her. She was too young to have mothered the dozen students about her, but there was something familiar about her.

A bullhorn squeaked, causing the children to squeal and hold their hands over their ears, as a man with the horn adjusted it to hand it to the clown. Who, after the much-expected horsing around, cut the ribbon, letting everyone flood inside.

Susan politely allowed parents and children to pour in as she and her mother held back. The Auburn hand waver was now ushering the surrounding students into the building, but she still couldn't quite place the beauty's face.

The old school smelled the same, but they were relieved to be out of the icy wind. The entrance hall had a substantial Christmas tree in the corner, with decorations liberally strung around it. Decorations hung from the ceiling along with huge lanterns and tinsel strings on the chandelier-style main lights.

A middle-aged man, wearing an overstated Christmas jumper, welcomed them and introduced himself as Terry the headteacher. Susan's mother went to explain the link between Susan and the school, but three students burst in, demanding his attention, and he ushered them into the hall behind.

Susan and her mother followed him into the bustling main hall, which was similarly bedecked with Christmas bunting and another tree in the far corner with a baby grand piano. Eighteen years ago, the hall was enormous, but as an adult, it seemed tiny.

Various stalls wrapped around the hall with a few more in the centre. All selling a mixture of craft and Christmas items. At the other end was the stage with its large red curtains pulled closed and in the one corner was a little cafe where Miss Auburn was selling cakes.

Susan's mother drifted off to lap the stalls and followed the busy flow of visitors, but the delicious Miss Auburn attracted Susan, beckoning her over. She wore cute, bright red-rimmed glasses perched on a button nose framed by freckles, which gave her an academic air. Her tight, red and white Christmas jumper accentuated her plump but sensual frame.

She completed a transaction with a mother, handing her a cling-filmed cake and greeted Susan with a beaming smile and sparkling eyes, which drew her interest immediately.

"Hi, Suzy. After we heard you'd moved to London, I never thought I'd see you again."

Cheerful dimples appeared in her cheeks as she reached towards Susan, who still couldn't recollect this woman who clearly knew her.

"I... I'm sorry. This is embarrassing. I can't quite place you?"

Her warm hands clasped Susans, and she pulled her around to her side of the table. Despite her lack of recognition of her, Susan found her smile infectious and grinned back.

"And why should you? You left for the big smoke and fame, yet I stayed here in this backwater to be boring and safe."

She took her glasses off, flicked her long auburn hair behind her, and goofily stuck her upper teeth out over her bottom lip.

"Come on. This is your one and only clue."

Suddenly, it all flooded back. The goofy teeth and the awkwardly cute look on her face clinched the deal. She recognised her only friend and confident throughout her teenage years.

As if it were obvious, she revealed the answer as she squealed, "Jen, Jennifer Bird?" at Susan.

This time Jen saw a smile of recognition and as quick as a flash, she replaced her glasses and drew Susan into a bone-crushing bear hug. Even through her woollen coat and thick jumper, Susan could feel Jen's most popular assets pressing into her.

Susan reciprocated, as happy memories of her childhood friend flooded back to blanket out the pain of the location. Burying her head onto her shoulder, catching the scent of her hair, she oddly finally felt at home.

They both relaxed but remained in each other's arms, looking at each other.

"Geez, you've changed, the glasses are new."

"Yeah, turns out it was my eyesight holding me back, not my big boobs or bum!"

She laughed that long-forgotten infectious laugh of hers whilst flicking her head to shake her long hair.

"And a trip to Turkey to get these gnashers under control."

She smiled a stunning Hollywood smile, proudly showing off two rows of beautifully whitened ivory teeth that any 'A' lister would be proud to display on a TV talk show.

"Holy cow, girl, I need sunglasses. They're fabulous."

Suddenly, coughing from the other side of the table caught Jen's attention as a mother and two children offered coins and pointed at the chocolate cupcakes. As Jen dealt with the growing queue of customers, Susan felt flushed, which wasn't helped by watching Jen's gorgeously rounded bottom inside her tight blue stretch jeans as she bent over.

Susan loosened her coat and let it hang open, feeling a little useless as Jen and the other women on the stall busied themselves selling cakes and juices to the children. Not wanting to be in the way, Susan edged around the table to head into the flow of prowling visitors.

Shimming between two tables, Jen spotted her, and her eyes gave a brief flash of fear. Guilt wracked through Susan, as she exclaimed, a little too loudly, "Don't you dare leave me again without a bye or a leave."

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Susan knocked the table behind her in surprise as Jen reared up, shocking herself as she backtracked. "No, er, you know. I mean, don't disappear off without buying a cake?"

"No, no. Of course not. I've got to catch up with Mum but sure, I'll find you before leaving."

Jen looked relieved as she returned to chatting with her customers. Susan found her mother, who had only managed a third of her way around as she'd found a clutch of other grandmothers to talk to.

After several embarrassing chats with parents of children, she couldn't remember, but who her mother knew, and she should therefore by default know their complete history. Plus the few ultra-embarrassing discussions with mothers of eligible bachelors who Susan had no intention of meeting.

They moved on but Susan was now regretting being talked into this rather than going to the rugby with Dad. It would have been colder, but at least she could have had a beer and openly screamed abuse at grown men from afar, which is always great therapy at any age.

Suddenly, out of the crowd, Jen appeared, red-faced and flustered.

"Susan, thank goodness I need you. It's urgent."

"What? How can I help?"

Images of pouring juices or handing out cupcakes came to mind.

"The school choir is about to sing and we need a stand-in as an important character has failed to turn up. They've come down with that flu, which has been going around. But without them, the children will be disappointed and you'll make them very happy if you can help to save their day."

Immediately, her mother rattled off her curriculum vitae. Working for the Royal Shakespeare Company, various London musicals, working on various TV dramas. Susan realised that here was a chance to be recognised, heralded as a saviour, over that comedy clown and be recognised for the professional she was.

"How can I refuse?" She declared. Jen grabbed her hand and pulled her through the crowd. Once out of earshot, she caught up with Jen. "Phew, thanks, mum was getting intolerable, right what do you need me to do?"

Without answering, Jen guided her through a side door that took them around behind the stage. They climbed up some steps and they joined a large group of students with the clown on stage.

She remembered the stage being far bigger and once behind the backing curtains, that area used to be deeper. There were a few tables with costumes folded over them as she imagined herself being a camped-up sparkly Aladdin in tights but not a widow Twankey.

To one side was a manger, which had seen better days, with the doll that stood in for baby Jesus. Three shepherds' crooks stood behind it, leaning against the wall. Several other props were stored in the far corner.

There were a few coats hanging from hooks on the back wall, some with ropes hanging from them.

"Hang your coat up here, Suze, and it may be better to take that jumper off or you'll boil."

Images of being captain hook, or Peter Pan filled her imagination as she hung her coat up and slipped her jumper over her head. Pleased that she wore a decent camisole beneath it, rather than another, more second-hand, older one. She also felt smugly pleased she'd worn black leggings for a change.

She tucked her jumper into the arms of her coat so it wouldn't fall to the floor as she heard clapping on the other side of the black, thick backdrop curtains. As the main curtains opened the headteacher introduced the choir and the clown.

"They've started." She hissed at Jen as she turned to find her sitting on the archetypal plastic school chair, pulling her Christmas jumper off over her head. With her arms above, Susan had a perfect display of her ample breasts bursting out of a thin white T-shirt, trapped inside a lacy white bra.

She stuffed her legs into a furry costume as Jen motioned to whisper as the choir beyond stuttered into a medley of Christmas Carols.

"We've time, yet. You'll need to take your shoes off."

Susan stepped out of her heels, shivering as her tights-clad feet landed on the chilled timber stage. She placed her shoes beneath her coat, at least this time knowing that Tim Thomson wouldn't be leaving a dead mouse in them today.

With her pantomime imagery fresh in her mind, she turned excitedly back to Jen as the choir finally found their voices, although some still failed to find the song's tune. But The sight of Jen standing with furry legs and waist with a larger baggy costume behind her shocked her.

"Chuffin hell girl. What are you dressing up as?"

Jen's arms kept the costume up above her waist as the weight of the remainder on the floor tried to drag it back down.

"We... We are dressing up as Dominic the donkey. Lesley, the dinner lady, was his hind legs, but she's caught the flu and is bedridden. So you're going to be her stand-in."

Initially, she thought this was a joke, but Jen's face was deadly serious. Susan's starlit world crumbled to pieces. She froze as she digested the implications of the next ten minutes.

Her agent once told her to never turn down a gig, and warned, she'd only be remembered for her last one, irrespective of how tumultuous any previous award or engagement was.

"Okay, I'll try to be the best donkey's ass you've ever seen."

She manoeuvred around Jen to sit on the chair.

"Shh... A donkey is an ass... You're my arse!!" Jen stifled a giggle whilst almost doubling over laughing.

It took a deep delve into the folds of the costume before Susan found the rear legs, but the costume looked all twisted.

"Holy cow, this is like doing my laundry." She laughed, as she realised she was entering through the donkey costume's underbelly.

"You'll have to zip yourself in from the inside once you're ready."

Now, the folds of material made sense. Susan pulled it up her legs, wriggling into it.

"Blimey, I see what you mean. It's already warm."

Jen tittered. "You wait until you're zipped up into it."

"Mwahahaha. It can't be any worse than being encased in a silicone suit as alien number three."

She tucked the costume over her and ducked beneath it.

Jen wiggled her bum. "And I bet you still looked stunning."

Susan laughed and answered before she caught the hint. "Not a chance. Aliens one and two got fan mail and their photos in the Dr Who Christmas calendar."

"Ha ha, rest your head on the small of my back and zip up, girl. It's nearly our cue."

Susan found the large internal zip and ran it up, plunging herself into darkness.

"Slip your hands around my waist. It may be easier to tuck them into my pockets."

Susan followed her instructions and found a section of the donkey's underbelly was netted so she could see Jen's legs and hoofs. Once more, Jen's scent purveying through the suit brought happy memories flooding back as well as igniting a few adult sensations being so close to the attractive auburn-haired woman.

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"You smell of cinnamon and cupcakes. But don't you dare fart or the kids will have a preview of the film Alien but with Alien number three extracting itself from Dominic's belly."

The pair stifled giggles and Susan struggled to stay bent over without collapsing to the ground. She wound her hands around Jen's hips and slipped them into her tight pockets. She squeezed her, more out of comfort, but felt her hips, which ignited another adult fire within her. All the years they'd known each other fell away, and she felt closer to her than ever before.

"Just promise me you won't bite my bum."

Susan struggled to stifle the squeal that she gave. "Who did that?"

"Last year's panto. Mr Jackson was the rear end of Daisy the cow and he thought it was some kind of precursor to sex."

Susan dropped to her knees in a crippling fit of giggles. "If that is the courting rituals out here in the boonies, you're taking me out for a drink and telling me all."

"Nothing to tell. I farted in surprise and thankfully, he wasn't my type."

Susan buried her face into Jen's back to stifle her laughter.

"Sh, pull yourself together. We have to be ready."

It took a while for Susan to compose herself and regain her composure.

"Okay, we're nearly there. Just match my feet and walk with me, or we'll fall over. Stay directly behind me, so we don't knock anyone over."

The choir went quiet, and a triangle tinged as the music to Dominic fired up on the piano on stage.

"This is us, Suze. Start with our left."

Susan matched her left foot, then her right, trying to match her gait. They brushed past the backdrop curtain and the fete spectators clapped.

Jen hissed, "Swagger your bum to swish your tail."

Susan kicked her hips out with each step and after the third step, she could feel the pendulum of the heavy tail and she could hear children giggling. The audience clapped along with the music as she and Jen swaggered together around the stage in time.

After what seemed an age, Jen stopped, and they both stood swaying as the children continued to sing the choruses. Through the netting in the donkey's belly, Susan could see a shadow moving around them and a hand stroked up and down her back.

Assuming it must be the clown playing his role, she thought, no more of it. That was until it stroked her backside for the third time, lingering to squeeze it. Susan waited, but that hand returned for a fourth grope.

She gauged where he was by his shadow and there it came, lingering on her bum, but not squeezing, cheekily pinching her. That was it, enough was enough. She cocked her leg and kicked back at the shadow.

Her foot hit something soft and forgiving as she heard a crash accompanied by dozens of children laughing rather than screaming.

"What's happened?" Hissed Jen.

"I think I've just kicked Coco, the bloody clown. Hopefully, in his nuts."

"Whaaat? Why?"

"He pinched my arse."

Jen stifled a giggle as the closing notes of the song rang out. The clapping and cheers erupted with the children chattering excitedly.

The headmaster took over. "Thank you, ladies, gentlemen and students. A special thanks to the choir and our very special music teacher, Mrs. Pearce."

Applause thundered in the hall.

"And an extra special thank you to our guest, Dominic, the donkey, who is joining us for next week's pantomime performances, which, if you haven't already purchased tickets, please speak to Mrs Peters at the cafe behind you."

"Whaaat?" Suzy hissed as she dug her nails into Jen's hips.

"Eek, stop that." She half squealed back as she squirmed. "It tickles."

She did it again, and Jen squirmed some more as she stifled a giggle.

"When were you going to tell me that?"

Jen sternly replied, "I didn't have time... but it's not about you, it's about the children."

Susan felt Royally told off but didn't like it, so she massaged her nails into Jen's hips. She squealed, "Stop it, stop it." and squirmed. Her knees buckled as peals of laughter echoed around them.

Susan stopped, allowing Jen time to recover. The giggling subsided, with only the murmur of the audience to be heard.

Jen stood back up straight and hissed, "Right, for that I'm building up an enormous window rattler of a fart."

Children close to them screamed with laughter and a single high pitched male voice rang out.

"Sir? Sir? Do donkeys fart windows?"

The hall erupted into peals of laughter as the classic lowest level of humour tickled the funny bones of children and adults alike.

Jen spun around as she scolded, "Timmy Tucker?"

She'd forgotten the restraint of the costume shared between them and pulled Susan over. Unable to move fast enough, she fell to the floor, pulling Jen on top of her, causing her to laugh uncontrollably.

Children squealed, whilst others laughed louder and the two women trapped inside the costume laughed hysterically.

"You daft cow." Jen squealed.

Susan was about to call her a fat cow back but bit her tongue as she remembered her teenage struggle with her weight and it was one boundary she'd promised herself to never cross.

"Daft donkey or ass, if you please."

Which did nothing to subdue the giggles. Voices around them quietened the students, and they heard a female adult voice.

"Jen, which are you, head or backside?"

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