Introduction
Davina here, reporting in for duty. This will be my umpteenth spilling of juicy secrets and usually I kick off by saying that, although my confessions have all followed on from each other (more or less), I am doing my best to make every story readable in its own right. Meaning I've used brief intros in the hope I've been saving any new readers the hassle of having to backtrack.
This latest offering is and isn't an exception. What I'm clumsily trying to say is that, having re-read my last offering, "Sex in the City", I've realized I stopped off rather abruptly . . . and at a pivotal moment at that.
Jaysus, as my then new lover might have cried, how inconsiderate! Bunking off with the tale only half told!!
So, sticking to the tried and tested format, here's a more comprehensive than normal update on just who I am and where I'm at; purely in the interests of setting the scene, of course . . .
(Anyone who did read "Sex in the City", please feel free to skip on to Chapter One. I'll meet you there in two ticks.)
*****
Better known as "Dave" by friends and lovers, by 2015 I was an established IT techie, proud owner of a brand-new Mini called Maxine 2 (successor to Maxine 1), and recently at the end of my third spell of co-habiting with Kat. The love of my life had gone off travelling yet again. And unlike before, that third co-habiting spell had included a lot of incidents of unfaithfulness in both directions.
Put bluntly, after a series of pre-approved "wife-swapping", we'd gone off on tangents, vying with each other to be the most outrageous.
Probably drawing a dead heat in the outrageous stakes, but burning bridges as we went.
In other words, as the perpetual stay-at-home, I was convinced our "thing" was over once and for all.
Not that Kat was so easily convinced. She'd declared undying love when I saw her off from the airport and I'd agreed to see her again in a year or so, knowing she'd be back. Yes, I'd been prepared to fuck with her when she returned, but I fully intended to keep cohabiting out of the equation.
Thrice bitten, and all that.
Besides, consensual sex and true love were light years apart, weren't they?
Well, weren't they?
Single again, I'd swiftly looked up a few old girlfriends and put it this way: sex-wise I didn't miss out in the least. Who needed a live-in lover when she could sleep with a different babe every night?
Hell, I was probably getting more without Kat than I was with her sharing my bed!
But there was someone new on the horizon. I'd known Sinead for years without ever actually meeting her. She was my "work contact" at a component supplier in Dublin and I had been shamelessly flirting with her from day one.
Softly and (I hope) subtly pressing.
That sexy Irish brogue of hers! Imagine having that whispering sweet nothings under the duvet!!
Or on top of the duvet . . . Or just anywhere, come to think about it!!
Oh yes, yes please.
Warned well in advance of Kat's departure, I'd inveigled Sinead into agreeing to holiday with me at my dad's timeshare in Lanzarote. She'd agreed on the condition that, after our week in the sun, I'd spend a week with her in the city on the Liffey . . . probably in the complete absence of any sunshine at all.
Yes, she'd assured me, week two would be just like being home, in God's Own County of Yorkshire.
And please don't think I inveigled her without any sort of preparation. As soon as that agreement was arrived at we'd embarked on late night sessions of phone sex.
Innocent, mildly curious as she had claimed to be, Sinead had taken to lesbian phone sex like a duck to water.
I'll spare you the details of our seven days in Puerto Del Carmen. Suffice to say it really was her first time with a girl, but phone sex wasn't the only thing she took to with instant Γ©lan.
Hands, mouths . . . sex toys . . . she was a born natural. After a day or so I wasn't teaching her, she was teaching me.
In all honesty I was next to besotted with the girl. She loved everything we did together, happy to give, take or share, and always keen for more. Yes, Sinead was my sort of lover all right.
Then, almost abruptly, we were landing in "the biggest city in the world". And soon afterward there we were, in Sinead's trendy bed, in her trendy place, in trendy Temple Bar, fucking the afternoon away.
That is to say she tied me to her bed and fucked me for five hours without respite. Result! Seven days ago a girly virgin; five hours ago my charming hostess . . .
And by eight in the evening she'd finished her latest mistress class, leaving me breathless, aching all over (in the very best possibly way), and grateful as heck.
For five whole hours I'd been completely at her non-stop mercy. You bet I was grateful as heck.
Here comes the less believable bit of the backstory, but I swear it's true.
We went out to eat late evening and frequented a lesbian bar, intending to have a few scoops, a curry and then back to bed. Except ten minutes in the Flounge and we were unexpectedly joined by a pair of youngish ladies, Aileen and Cait. It turned out Aileen had been at school with Sinead and had been persistently after her ever since.
(By that I mean after her for sex, naturally.)
It also turned out Cait was Aileen's regular Friday night date. Apparently they got together just once a week, every week, but not in any way committedly.
They were both grinning at us, identifying us as a proper couple, unsparing with their encouragement.
Congratulating "Shinny" on finally "finding herself" . . .
And somehow, after at least a zillion pints of Guinness . . . with me not being allowed to buy a single round . . . we were in an alleyway, all of us three-parts drunken, me somehow having sex with Cait while Aileen settled old scores with Sinead.
Going back to Aileen's for a foursome had been proposed a little earlier, and rejected by Sinead. She was, she had said, too low down her learning curve. But guess what? Having standing sex in a littered alley changed her opinion on life, the universe and everything.
She'd agreed to Aileen's renewed proposal like a shot.
Like a lamb, I followed her lead.
Well, maybe not so lamb-like. Stunned as I was that Sinead was suddenly up for it, I still had the nous to lay down a term or two.
Terms which were immediately, unconditionally accepted . . .
*****
Before getting on with the yarn I'll tell you a little about the four of us. Who knows? If anyone wants to use a bit of imagination picturing the action, so to speak, it can only help, no?
Sinead was as tall as me (five-eight) with lovely long, dark red hair, beautiful bright green eyes and a spectacular pair of tits. Her skin-tone was amazing too. "Red hair" and "Irish" suggests paleness, but not for her. She was dark-toned and had tanned infinitely better than I had under the burning Canaries sun.
Aileen was around five foot eleven with short, very spiky hair dyed bright white. She was punky, butch and sexy as fuck.
Cait (whose name was too close to "Kat" for comfort) was a similar height to Aileen. Not seemingly at all butch, she was a blonde straight out of Baywatch, except with an even more spectacular chest.
Me, I hear you ask. I'm regularly compared to Velma out of Scooby-Doo. You know who I mean; not the gorgeous reddish-blonde, Daphne, the other one. The one who always wears turtleneck sweaters and has oversized glasses which she can't see without . . . and invariably lets everyone know about it if ever she loses them . . . which is very, very regularly.
(I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES!!)
Sounds familiar? It should do. She yells it at least once in every episode, usually when running from a murderous villain, ostensibly of supernatural origin, bumping into obstacles along the way.
As for my tits . . . Do me a favour and forget them. I've seen ironing boards with better curves. On first sight I'm often taken to be a bloke but . . . oddly and gratifyingly . . . not ever by girls who like girls. For some crazy reason fellow lezzies see me more like that American: "Porn Valley's Gold Star Lesbian".
Personally I can't see any resemblance but who am I to protest? Even without having her nice little tits (or any at all), I'm flattered by the comparison.
And I've got a gold star too, so hope springs eternal . . . Even if my bra budget has always been a big (flat?) zero.
Anyway, enough preamble . . . or foreplay or whatever . . .
Let's get back with it. Let's find out what happened after our alleyway experience.
Chapter One
Don't ask what time we arrived at Aileen's gaff. All I can remember is that is wasn't so far from her old mate Shinny's place, and just as trendy. Sometime later I spent a while wondering about the affluence of Dublin's upwardly mobile young ladies. How could they afford such wonderful homes?
The answer was the same as when applied to my own wonderful home in East Morton, back in God's Own County: they fecking-well worked for it, and they got as much as they so rightly deserved.
That was afterwards, though. At the time I was easing back into sobriety whilst easing ever further in a lustful direction. How exciting was it to be there!
And what the feck had got into Sinead? She was heavy-breathing and prancing like a mare, ready for a good servicing. Make that ready, willing and very, very able.
All mares should be like her!
Well, shouldn't they?
Moving on . . .