It was a rare sunny day here in England and my husband was at work, my kids were at school, and I was scheduled to work from home for the day. Without the need to fight my way into Central London for work, I managed to send off all my necessary work emails by 9:30 in the morning, and by 10:00 I found myself standing in the kitchen with a strong need for a little drink. I carefully cracked open my refrigerator where I knew there sat a nearly untouched, nice bottle of champagne we took home from my mother's birthday party we attended over the weekend. I poured myself a tiny glass of beautifully cold champagne to celebrate all of my hard work I did a few minutes earlier and then I turned off my phone for the day.
Like I said before, it was truly a beautiful day. It was all blue sky as far as the eyes could see and the temperature was due to peak at a balmy 24C, so after a second tiny glass of champagne, I quickly changed into my bikini, put on a pair of sunglasses and a large hat, and then dragged out one of the sun lounger chairs that had been sitting in storage since last summer.
We are lucky enough to have a fair size garden, so at first, I dragged the sun lounger out in the middle of the garden in the direct sun light, but after three minutes of lying there I could feel the sun's burning rays start to age me by the second. So, I did the sensible thing and pulled my sun lounger towards the back fence where I could lay in the shade cast from the tree in my neighbour's back garden. Then I poured myself a somewhat larger glass of champagne to celebrate my sensible decision to avoid getting a sun burn.
Sometime after my third glass of champagne, I must have fallen asleep. When I woke up it was with a start, for I could hear water running. For a long groggy second afterwards, I thought I was at the beach, for I could hear the sound of water bubbling up. "That's not the beach," I murmured to myself before I instinctively reached over and poured myself yet another glass of now much warmer champagne, but I drank it anyways. "That sounds like a pool."
Then it hit me where the sound was coming from. It was a hot tub, and it was coming from the other side of the fence, in my neighbour's back garden.
A few weeks back one of my children accidently kicked one of their mate's footballs over the fence and as usual they had to go the long way around to ask our back neighbours, John and Merrell, if they could get their ball back. Luckily the husband John--an older man in his early 60's with a great moustache that I sometimes see in a nice suit on the train into London--was home. He is always great with the children and straight away took them to the back garden to find their ball, and even played a little kick around with them. While there, John also told them about his plans to have a hot tub installed.
Later that night my eldest relayed the story to my husband and I over dinner when he was trying to avoid talking about school, and I didn't think twice about it until now.
I laid there and drank a little more, warm champagne and listened to the soft murmurings of John and Merrell's hot tub, when I heard the neighbour's back door open, followed by the sounds of several hard and crude women swearing.
"...And I told her...," said one of the women as they continued a story from inside the neighbour's house, "...no fucking way I'm going down on you until you wash that dirty thing."
"I bet she did anyways," said another woman in a snarky tone.
"Of course she did," said a third woman who sounded much younger. "We all know she's a dirty ho."
"Well? Did you go down on her?" asked an older woman with a gravelly voice.
"No!" said the first woman proudly. "She went down on me instead."
The three other women groaned as all of them continued to walk straight for the hot tub that must of have been set just on the other side of the fence from where I remained unseen.
"What?" cried the first woman. "A lady has her needs."
"You definitely are not a lady," said the snarky second woman.
"More like the town bike," laughed the third.
"Are you going to let them talk to me like this?" the first woman joked.
"More like the town dyke," the older woman cried out before all four of them started laughing.
"Oi!" yelled out the first woman.
"Yeah, yeah," laughed the older woman, before she got down to business, "hey, check the water filter."
Suddenly I heard the steps of someone as they quickly crossed a wooden deck on the other side of the fence and stopped less than a metre from my head. Then they started playing around with something until the first woman finally shouted back, "Looks good boss."
"And the temperature is perfect," said the younger woman.
"Excellent. I say it's high time we take this new hot tub for a test drive," said the boss before I suddenly heard the clank of a tool belt as it fell onto a wooden deck.
From where I laid on my sun lounger, tucked up very near to the back fence, I could hear the other three women quickly start to undress as they kicked off their work boots and other items of clothing. I tried to breathe as quietly as I could as I sat there frozen on my sun lounger in my bikini and hat less than a metre away as the group of lesbian builders began to get into the hot tub.
"Oh god that feel's good," moaned the older boss woman as she slid into the hot tub, which caused the water to splash about.
The other three women quickly jumped in the hot tub with various coos and giggles.
"Come sit on mamma's lap," said the older boss woman to one of the others.
Both of my nipples suddenly went hard, and I could feel myself start to get wet.